I'm not aware of that study... please link me.
The returned Jesus certainly isn't in that catagory... he can polish off a 12 pack a night if he wants... and often doez... so your dogma isn't even correct. Teh fook are you doing in here like this anywayz. This is completely off topic. Go make a thread in the OT or some shit & let us degenerates carry on.
HA! You've fallen into one of the biggest traps of mankind! Thinking you know what's best for everyone else & imposing your pov onto people that don't want to hear it. Just because you found the best way to live your life doesn't mean that it works for anyone but you. Write that on your fridge & quit being such a self indulged elitist prick.
do you honestly think that after Jesus gets done fighting demonz all day that he wants to return to a heaven filled with a bunch of metrosexual pussies that try & tell him how to live his life? Fuck no... the heaven he wants is way more like Valhalla... & they best be keeping plenty of extra kegz on tap.
One of the main tenants the returned Jesus teaches is to only spread your knowledge when asked... & I don't recall anyone asking. If someone does, then take it to a PM & quit bothering me during my new years eve bender.