Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

[JDragon]

Replying to myself here.

Speaking of the FBI.....

I am announcing myself as FBI Director.


Palis is a good man and didn't want me to be part of his presidency (because of my reputation and questionable tactics.)

I convinced him otherwise by showing him some Palis Leaks.


Congrats to FBI Director Hans Gruber.

You asked for miracles? I give you the FBI.

J Edgar Gruber

 

[Hans Gruber]

You're about to drag a pig into the mud. I strongly advise you, as a potential future client, to keep walking.

That's a nice title there. It would be unfortunate if something were to...happen...to it.

Rest easy.

I am just going to do an evaluation on your strengths and weakness.

I won't leak anything on you.


Just an expert evaluation...courtesy of the new FBI director. ME!

 

[Limbo Pete]

War Room tax dollars go to were they have always gone. 100% for off site porn.

...I see no reason to change this.

At the very least, we could do with some sprucing up around here.
I didn't comb through the cabinet nominations, but i'm hoping @Palis looks into appointing a Secretary of Booty Gifs right away. There are certainly a few very qualified candidates that leap to mind.

 

[Dr J]

J Edgar Gruber

Name change is in order.

 

[Hans Gruber]

At the very least, we could do with some sprucing up around here.
I didn't comb through the cabinet nominations, but i'm hoping @Palis looks into appointing a Secretary of Booty Gifs right away. There are certainly a few very qualified candidates that leap to mind.

Yeah....qualified candidates that didn't make President Elect Palis jump through hoops in a sick rigged dog and pony show.

It was obvious who won your Pete Forum but yet you declared JDragon the winner and even voted for him when it was a blow out in favor of Palis.

Limbo Pete....one bad decision after another. Sad.

You better have ass GIFs galore primed and ready to go Limbo Romney

 

[Dr J]

At the very least, we could do with some sprucing up around here.
I didn't comb through the cabinet nominations, but i'm hoping @Palis looks into appointing a Secretary of Booty Gifs right away. There are certainly a few very qualified candidates that leap to mind.

We have a Counselor to the President who is well adept in that area.

@Prime Ang

 

[Hans Gruber]

We have a Counselor to the President who is well adept in that area.

@Prime Ang

Amen. A man that truly knows the words "Honor" "Loyalty" and "Twerk"

 

[Prime Ang]

At the very least, we could do with some sprucing up around here.
I didn't comb through the cabinet nominations, but i'm hoping @Palis looks into appointing a Secretary of Booty Gifs right away. There are certainly a few very qualified candidates that leap to mind.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Lead]

I paid, i expect to play.

Limbo Pete vouched for him also I think which is what I factored in more. Id look into the thread but your amount of crying makes me think you'll find out for me.

 

[Prime Ang]

 

[Dr J]

Spoiler: nsfw

Missed the last 3 minutes of a conference call staring at the second from the bottom.

 

[Falsedawn]

Limbo Pete vouched for him also I think which is what I factored in more. Id look into the thread but your amount of crying makes me think you'll find out for me.

My moneyed interests do not preclude me from doing freelance jobs.

I'm sure you're an interesting man Lead, let's not figure out how interesting.

 

[Dr J]

@Clippy in the thread. Congratulations, Mr. Secretary!

 

[Lead]

My moneyed interests do not preclude me from doing freelance jobs.

I'm sure you're an interesting man Lead, let's not figure out how interesting.

Damn it. That insult was for prime ag. got confused on my phone.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Damn it. That insult was for prime ag. got confused on my phone.

It works better when you sling it against Falsedawn though honestly.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Yeah....qualified candidates that didn't make President Elect Palis jump through hoops in a sick rigged dog and pony show.

It was obvious who won your Pete Forum but yet you declared JDragon the winner

and even voted for him when it was a blow out in favor of Palis.

Spoiler

 

[Limbo Pete]

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Falsedawn]

It works better when you sling it against Falsedawn though honestly.

Crying?

Don't mistake my caring for the health of the Palis presidency with remorse. Consider it a professional courtesy that I even made you aware of my services, before they could be used against you. Because I will cut your throat for the right price, and that's just business.

But one thing I don't do is bite the hand that feeds.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Crying?

Don't mistake my caring for the health of the Palis presidency with remorse. Consider it a professional courtesy that I even made you aware of my services, before they could be used against you. Because I will cut your throat for the right price, and that's just business.

But one thing I don't do is bite the hand that feeds.

No need to cry now.

I was joking about you crying earlier. Was just defending my pal Prime Ang.

(Am I joking about you crying this time though?)

 

[TheComebackKid]

Congratulations President @Palis and Vice President @Dr J . You guys ran a great campaign and deserved this victory. I wish the Palis Administration well and am here if my services are ever needed.

I'd also like to congratulate @JDragon on well run campaign. I gained alot of respect for you as a poster.