Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

2016 Sherdog President of the War Room Ballot

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I'll post the official results later today. My laptop was acting weird last night
 
KBE6EKCTAH_CCP said:
Well Palis is going to build a pannel of 3-5 persons to oversee the Golden Cuck Award, so maybe that could be an interesting function?

Something tells me that it's going to be a rather high-profile role.
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Department of Justice sounds good yeah :D

@Palis / @Dr J ??? ;)
 
Palis said:
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*BOOMING APPLAUSE ROARS FROM THE CROWD*

Wellllll now, hello and good evening ladies and gentlemen. @JDragon, interesting speech there sir. Look if it's any consolation, I'm the nice guy of the bunch. I didn't go digging around finding out that you're a dog fucker, no need to get personal and no need to go after my fine bunch of voters who are ready to electrify this place! I understand you're a little upset, but it's not personal, it's just, the right things need to be accomplished here and you're in the way. But anyways, tremendous effort, I respect you and your cabinet (@Lead, @Gandhi , @Limbo Pete), I'm sure you'll go onto do bigger and brighter things <{Heymansnicker}> but nowwwwwww onto the show!!!

*THE CROWD HUSHES, THE LIGHTS DARKEN AND THE JUMBOTRON LIGHTS UP, PRESIDENT PALIS IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN*
**CUE BENNY HILL**


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**RACE BEGINS**
Look at @M3t4tr0n go folks!!!!!! Holy smokes is he talented!! See, not only does President Palis bring entertainment, but he brings jobs too! The little guy entertained you for a few quarters and some frozen pizza! Bless his little heart, what a race.

*LIGHTS COME BACK ON, CROWD CHEERING AND LAUGHING*
**CUE HIGH TESTOSTERONE, FULL RED BLOODED MERICAN, MAKES YOUR DICK HARD BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM JUICE FLOWIN' MUSIC**



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Folks, War Room citizens, respectful men and women, it is a privilege and a honor... TO BE YOUR FIRST SHERDOG PRESIDENT OF THE WAR ROOM!!!!!!!!
Thank you thank you, you're too kind. Hold your applause folks, we got plenty to clap about in a little bit, but first.

I plan, once my cabinet is fully situated and 100% ready to go, to design and Michelangelo our first Presidential thread into a masterpiece. I want you all to walk in, look up and just stay looking up so much that your necks hurt--THAT'S HOW MUCH I WANT IT BEAUTIFUL. I want you to say to yourself--Sistine Chapel who?

Now, enough business, this is a celebration!! Let's have a little fun. Bring out the giiiiiirls!!!!
LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THAT! WE GOT EM BY THE BUTT ERR I MEAN BOAT LOAD!!!
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These ladies and more backstage go to my faithful, hard working, highly intelligent, super fun and deadly cabinet members who worked on my campaign--and let me tell you all, I couldn't have done this without them! So now, without further adoo... introducing first...
**MUSIC LOADS**


Your Vice President, Doctttttttttttttttttorrrrrr JJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!!! This man worked tirelessly! But it wasn't like it was a job to him, it was just pure pleasure. It was pure pleasure to stomp and defeat our opponents, I liked that. Excellent politician, gave a ton of great ideas, picked up a lot of slack for me while I was working a 10 day work schedule on 12 hour shifts. The great Doctor is a tremendous running mate and a scholar. The dude deserves more than just to be buried in fine ass--so if he ever decides to run for President in the future, I'm all in and more!! Round of applause to your Vice President @Dr J !!!
Next up, Your Secretary of State Rhinnnnnnno Rushhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! This man is a strong Conservative and strong Conservatives not only want to make America great again, but the WR great again! The guy campaigned for me hard and was my 2nd man chosen for my cabinet. He's another one I would go to war for! So WAR @RhinoRush !!!
Let's bring out... your Secretary of Defense @Rex Kwon Do, your Secretary of Treasury @The Diplomat, your Secretary of Homeland Security @ens189 and your CIA Director @MusterX!!!!!! All of you are tremendous patriots, you're absolute studs. I look forward to any type of help, feedback, advice or content for the Presidential thread gentlemen, especially you @MusterX, it's time to do the damn thing!!
My AIDS I mean aides, sorry, @Prime Ang and @Deffid. The only reason they didn't have a official cabinet position is because some communist said they were illegal. Well guess what, AMNESTIED BITCH!! You guys let me know what cabinet positions you want... now go bury your heads in some ass gents! Also, @theBLADE1--hit me up dawg!! You deserve some ass too!!
And lastly, a very very special thank you to @Hans Gruber with his Hans Leaks. You really did the War Room a favor by exposing certain people for who they were. You exposed agendas and I think you even prevented a rape as well I heard. We needed a non-partisan leaker doing dangerous work and you came with a reckoning. Hans, I know you and your team must have worked extremely hard. Not sure if you'll be in touch but if you want a cabinet position, just tell me, along with anything else bud.

Sooooo, the show is almost over beautiful people. But we have one last thing left!! Who wants to play...... CUCK CUCK GOOSE?!?!?

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**@Bat Dad @Fawlty @Jack V Savage @Leroy Jenkins @Happiness @KONG-D'SNT-TAP @JosephDredd @IBeLurkin @panamaican @Rational Poster ARE ALL BROUGHT OUT IN CHAINS AND THROWN TO THE DIRT**

Heyyyyyy boys! Aww why the long faces? I thought you'd be happy to see me? Aren't you happy for me? Why are you looking up at the sky so frantically @KONG-D'SNT-TAP? What you think Obama is going to fly in and save you? Haha! Awww don't cry @Happiness, you might not even get chosen! Oh and would you look at that, @Bat Dad already pissed himself! Was it the sight of Lucille @Bat Dad? Yeah she's a real looker.

Look at @Jack V Savage, you've got some fight in you don't you? We'll see how much you can take hehe.
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So who'sssssss up? Lucille aint never done a cuck in before. Does anyone want to be the hero of the group and go first? No...? None of you who are patriots are willing to sacrifice yourself for the freedom of your fellow squad? Color me surprised. Allllllrighty.
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Oh and one rule is all I ask--keep your cuck traps silent, no screaming, Lucille don't like that! HEHE!!
Cuck... cuck... cuck.........
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I'm just kidding guys, I wouldn't physically hurt any of you. All jokes all jokes. Let them go, go on get outta here my leftist friends. Haha the look on their faces, they really thought I was on something!

Thank you all. Enjoy the rest of your evening... or sleep!

Sincerely,

POTWR Palis
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Our George Washington! Good times ahead for the War Room. @Palis , it has been a great ride so far, and I can't wait to get cracking on our vision for the WR future!

For the last time...

@Palis/Dr J 2016
 
i havent been following that closely but i am assuming we are going to have a sticky dedicated to hilariously berating liberal and lefties on this forum -- and some control of their responses within the thread?

Sounds pretty fun to me even though i voted for the other guy.
 
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Congratulations @Palis, congratulations @Dr.J and the rest of the cabinet! More importantly, congratulations to the War Room! You chose the right man and almost as importantly, you struck a blow against @Jack V Savage, @panamaican, @Lead, and the rest of the marxists, globalists and various degenerates!

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As secretary of state, I will make it a priority to reach out to strong conservative voices and ensure that next election, there will be NO rigging of the electorate. We WILL have an equal number of voters to our opponents and we will ensure a fair, balanced election.

So thank you
For making the right decision and supporting the right man for the job! You all deserve a round of applause for the part you played in protecting the War Room from the morons, the sad sacks, the haters, the terrorists and the loons!

@JDragon, congratulations on a well run campaign, and I assure you, you will not be judged based on the conglomerate of geeks, dorks, and social outcasts that tried to you use as an avatar for their fiendish agendas. For every @Jack V Savage that voted for you, there was a @DynamicLoosener. For every @Ruprecht, there was a @Zankou. For every @panamaican, there was a @K1levelgrappler.

We in power understand the majority of @JDragon voters were good, hard working War Roomers and not entirely a panoply of freaks, deviants, communists and sickos. This administration will do our very best to serve you even while we punish the @Jack V Savage's of the world.

I am just a lowly servant and I will step aside now to allow all of our great conservative posters to celebrate and rest. We have a lot of work to do and a lot of cancer to cut out of the best sub on Sherdog. The victory is sweet, but we must remember, winning the election was just the first step, now it's time to DRAIN THE SWAMP!

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I'd be interested on GNN's (@Gandhi) take on just exactly what went wrong. The voter turnout, who crossed party lines, the deplorable ratio, etc. Did lazy liberals stay home and cost JD the election?


Just kidding. I only tune in for the weather girls!

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Falsedawn said:
As I recall, I was the one that vouched for you to even get in the election.

It's pay-for-play motherfucker, and i'm ready to play.

I'll await my appointment.



Obsession noted you twink pussy.
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NO, I was the one that nomincated, page 1 of thread 1 post #4
 
Prime Ang said:
NO, I was the one that nomincated, page 1 of thread 1 post #4
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Lead said:
I'm sorry to offend but do you guys see Palis often in here? I don't have him in the registry but sometimes I think I have a blind spot with what thread I go into.
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Falsedawn said:
Palis is a naturalized citizen, i'll vouch for him.
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I paid, i expect to play.
 
Falsedawn said:
I paid, i expect to play.
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Lead literally life off life time WR posters from the registry, so I'm not surprised by this.

Will talk to the team and see if their's a spot for you, even though you voted against Palis and went with JFag, someone who cheated all the way to the top, had the books cooked for him, and even made the War Room registry of allowed voters. <{Heymansnicker}>
 
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