Sherdog POTWR Round 1

[Yunes]

Is a wall of lies. LIES.

Lyin' Junes. Typical....so typical...

Yes but did it make you feel motivated..ready to take on the world...ready to go to battle with your brother next to you?

...or your cat.

 

[HereticBD]

Yes but did it make you feel motivated..ready to take on the world...ready to go to battle with your brother next to you?

...or your cat.

Cat?

Heretifact Fact Check:

False - I don't have a cat.

My fellow Sherdogians, I assure you this. A man without cats, tells you facts.

 

[Yunes]

Vote 4 Junes!

 

[COTUR1@43]

@Lead

I respect your immigration/citizenship laws and so I am officially applying for citizenship...no illegally crossing the border here. If you don't let me in though, I may have to find another "coyote" mod.

 

[Lead]

@Lead

I respect your immigration/citizenship laws and so I am officially applying for citizenship...no illegally crossing the border here. If you don't let me in though, I may have to find another "coyote" mod.

Thought you were on the list. Added

 

[JDragon]

In my first 100 days, I will undo Lead's executive orders regarding WR immigration.

 

[Lead]

In my first 100 days, I will undo Lead's executive orders regarding WR immigration.

Okay Merkel

 

[snakedafunky]

Yes but did it make you feel motivated..ready to take on the world...ready to go to battle with your brother next to you?

...or your cat.

I call on all NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) to not fall for any of #BaffonsJunes lies. Same as HereticBETA he is just another plant used by the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) mods and establishment to fight against our NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) movement to take back the WAR ROOM from a BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) Establishment mod team and leadership.
Together under my leadership we can take back the WAR ROOM.
A vote for Snakedafunky is a vote against the BETA WAR ROOM Establishment's and mod team's imperialism and the horrendous oppression of NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS).

#BaffonsJunes
#BaffonsJunes part of the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) establishment
# HereticBD=HereticBETA
# United against the BETA establishment and mod team

****Snakedafunky 2016****
Make the WAR ROOM NUTS again

I am Snakedafunky and I approve the above message.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

...!

 

[Yunes]

I call on all NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) to not fall for any of #BaffonsJunes lies. Same as HereticBETA he is just another plant used by the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) mods and establishment to fight against our NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) movement to take back the WAR ROOM from a BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) Establishment mod team and leadership.
Together under my leadership we can take back the WAR ROOM.
A vote for Snakedafunky is a vote against the BETA WAR ROOM Establishment's and mod team's imperialism and the horrendous oppression of NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS).

#BaffonsJunes
#BaffonsJunes part of the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) establishment
# HereticBD=HereticBETA
# United against the BETA establishment and mod team

****Snakedafunky 2016****
Make the WAR ROOM NUTS again

I am Snakedafunky and I approve the above message.

You know you're doing something right when people attack you for wanting help improve something.

 

[snakedafunky]

You know you're doing something right when people attack you for wanting help improve something.

Of course #BaffonsJunes would do things right. #BaffonsJunes will stand right for the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) establishment and mod team oppression.
A vote for #BaffonsJunes is a vote for the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) establishment and mod team oppression
But we, the dozens off NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) citizens will no longer stand for it, we will no longer be ignored come January 1.

#BaffonsJunes BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) plant.
#United against the BETA establishment and mod team
# Can no longer ignore NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS)

****Snakedafunky 2016****
Make the WAR ROOM NUTS again

I am Snakedafunky and I approve the above message.

 

[Lead]

Registration / Announcements will close on Thursday evening (US Eastern time). If you intend to vote but aren't registered and think you qualify, tag me to be added. If you intend to run for this historic title, please get your announcement in as soon as you can.

 

[JDragon]

I'm running because I know what it takes to motivate posters to be their best!
I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?
That is why i want to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

@Lead

Best speech ever.

I feel like storming out of a locker room now.

 

[Lead]

@TheComebackKid , you're another guy here with some clear name recognition. Are you considering to run?

 

[Dr J]

@Lead

Been in and out the War Room for over a decade and have been an every day posted for the past few months. I would like my citizenship so I can cast my vote/do my part in preventing one of these evil hacks from becoming War Room President.

Look out leftists, I'm batting 1.000 this election cycle.

 

[Blackened]

@Lead
LOL! Lose an avatar bet?

 

[Blackened]

Wow. Whoa. That is some group of posters. Dozens!

So nice, thank you very much. That’s really nice. Thank you. It’s great to be in the War Room. It’s great to be on a wonderful website, Sherdog. And it’s an honor to have everybody here. This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no discussion board like this.

And I saw some of the candidates, how are they going to beat F2? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.

Our board is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us discussing, let’s say, facts in a thread? They kill us. I beat the facts all the time. All the time.

When did we beat Stormfront at anything? They send their posters over by the hundreds, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a Sherdog avatar on Stormfront? It doesn’t exist, folks. They beat us all the time.

When do we beat the Heavies at the border? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they are beating us in terms of traffic. They are not our friend, believe me. But they’re killing us in terms of traffic.

The War Room has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems.



Thank you. It’s true, and these are the best and the finest. When the Heavies sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing shitposts. They’re bringing spam. They’re trolls. And some, I assume, are good posters.

But I speak to War Room mods and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people.



It’s coming from more than the Heavies. It’s coming from all over the Sherdog front page, and it’s coming probably — probably — from the comment section. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.


Last month, our poster participation rate was the worst since 2005. And our real poster unemployment is anywhere from 18 to 20 percent. Don’t believe the 5.6. Don’t believe it. In fact, don't believe any number I say.

That’s right. A lot of people in here can’t post. They can’t post, because there are no quality threads, because the people in F2 have our threads and the Mayberry has our threads. They all have threads.

But the real number, the real number is anywhere from 18 to 19 and maybe even 21 percent, and nobody talks about it, because it’s a statistic that’s full of nonsense.

Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger by the way, and we as a subforum are getting weaker. Even our meme arsenal doesn’t work.


It came out recently we have memes that are 3 years old. They don’t know if it worked. And I thought it was horrible when I saw it on television, because boy, does that send signals to Wadtucket and all of the other people that look at us and they say, “That is a group of people, and that is a forum that truly has no clue. They don’t know what they’re doing. They don’t know what they’re doing.”


I’ve been on the board making posts, and I hear my fellow War Roomers. And they’re wonderful people. I like them. They all want me to support them. They don’t know how to bring it about. They come up to my PM box. I’m chatting with three of them in the next week. And they don’t know— “Are you running? Are you not running? Could we have your support? What do we do? How do we do it?”

I like them. And I read their posts. And they don’t talk poster participation and they don’t talk Mayberry. When was the last time you heard the Mayberry is killing us? They’re devaluing their discussion quality to a level that you wouldn’t believe. It makes it impossible for our posters to compete, impossible. They’re killing us.

But you don’t hear that from anybody else. You don’t hear it from anybody else. And I read the threads.


I read the the threads of these people, and they say the cake is gay, SJWs are stupid, all sorts of wonderful things will happen. And people are saying, “What’s going on? I just want a discussion. Just get me a debate. I don’t need the rhetoric. I want arguments.”

So I’ve watched the moderators. I’ve dealt with them all my life. If you can’t make a good deal with a moderator, then there’s something wrong with you. You’re certainly not very good. And that’s what we have representing us. They will never make the War Room great again. They don’t even have a chance. They’re controlled fully— they’re controlled fully by the site admins, by the owners, and by the special interests, fully.

Now, the War Room needs— our War Room needs a truly great leader, and we need a truly great leader now. We need a leader that wrote “The Böhmermann / Erdogan affair that is threatening Merkel.”

And we also need a cheerleader.

You know, when Madmick became a mod, I said, “Well, the one thing, I think he’ll do well. I think he’ll be a great cheerleader for the War Room. I think he’d be a great spirit.”

He was vibrant. He was young. I really thought that he would be a great cheerleader.

He’s not a leader. That’s true. You’re right about that.

But he wasn’t a cheerleader. He’s actually a negative force. He’s been a negative force. He wasn’t a cheerleader; he was the opposite.

We need somebody that can take the brand of the War Room and make it great again. It’s not great again.

We need— we need somebody— we need somebody that literally will take this forum and make it great again. We can do that.

So ladies and gentlemen…I am officially running… for president of the War Room, and we are going to make our forum great again.

It can happen. Our forum has tremendous potential. We have tremendous posters.

We have people that aren’t posting. We have people that have no incentive to post. But they’re going to have incentive to post, because the greatest contribution to a discussion is a post. And they’ll be proud, and they’ll love it, and they’ll post much more than they would’ve ever done, and they’ll be— they’ll be doing so well, and we’re going to be thriving as a forum, thriving. It can happen.

I will be the greatest War Room president that God ever created. I tell you that.

I’ll bring back our posters from Cameldog, from the Mayberry, from Bloody Elbow, from so many places. I’ll bring back our posters, and I’ll bring back our memes.

We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don’t have it. We have posters that are morally corrupt. We have posters that are selling this forum down the drain. I would deport those posters to the Mayberry.

I would build a great firewall, and nobody builds firewalls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great, great firewall on our border to the Mayberry. And I will have the Mayberry pay for that wall.

Mark my words.

Nobody would be tougher on Shitposting than JDragon. Nobody.

If I get elected president I will bring the War Room back bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make the forums great again.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Got my vote.

MWRGA!

White belt, black belt... doesn't matter to me.

Some say MWRGA activists are just trying to go back to a time where sherdog was full of white belts. What do you say to them? Most of your supporters have old accounts, after all.

@JDragon

 

[Lead]

@Lead
LOL! Lose an avatar bet?

I am simply expressing my love for the genderless blob that identifies as Lena

 

[LucasWithLidOff]

@TheComebackKid , you're another guy here with some clear name recognition. Are you considering to run?

Denies evolution. He'd make a great potential VP.

 

[Lead]

@Lead

Been in and out the War Room for over a decade and have been an every day posted for the past few months. I would like my citizenship so I can cast my vote/do my part in preventing one of these evil hacks from becoming War Room President.

Look out leftists, I'm batting 1.000 this election cycle.

There's posts earlier in the year and your account is old. Migration has made this a little harder than I'd like. Added