Sherdog POTWR Round 1

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Very wise to not let your party have to attach the stigma your investigation has placed upon yourself. If only candidates had done that in real life.

Sources close to me have told me your infractions expire December 8th, far before the general election. Even if you don't, I expect an endorsement / grilling in round 2 from yourself with the candidates.

I will participate in another capacity.

I have dirt on a few candidates that I plan to release in batches that I will use to aid individuals such as @MusterX and @Palis

I can leak a few details now:

EXHIBIT #1

@m52nickerson tried to bribe me. He sent me $20 to my Paypal account.
(I have the paypal receipt and PM to back it up)



EXHIBIT #2

@Overpressure doesn't like being called a Vulcan so he is a Species Traitor (See Below)

After your performance earlier...still trying?

Cute for a Vulcan

My son, you NEED to drop the av referencing, you sound like a child.

You guys obsess on my avatar, my age, and my health.
If only you could criticise things in a legitimate, instead of a childish, way.



EXHIBIT #3

@Falsedawn = FoulDawn doesn't like when you misspell his name at all. He also is a retardophobe (See below)
You can't even spell my name right and it autocompletes, that's a great omen for how I expect things to go.
@TheComebackKid didn't consider your name important enough to spell right. I agree with him FawlsDawn
You went full retard.
FoulDawn

I'm not the one that voted for a crook that sold US foreign policy and favors through a fake charity or that is good friends with child abductors and :eek::eek::eek::eek:s.

That would be you.

More to come....

Deadman's Key: #jnffjfdsfhio89d7hillarysupportersvotedforspiritcookersandpedos84nf)43n
 
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I will participate in another capacity.

I have dirt on a few candidates that I plan to release in batches that I will use to aid individuals such as @MusterX and @Palis

I can leak a few details now:

EXHIBIT #1

@m52nickerson tried to bribe me. He sent me $20 to my Paypal account.
(I have the paypal receipt and PM to back it up)



EXHIBIT #2

@Overpressure doesn't like being called a Vulcan so he is a Species Traitor (See Below)









[U][B]EXHIBIT #3[/B][/U]

@Falsedawn = FoulDawn doesn't like when you misspell his name at all. He also is a retardophobe (See below)





More to come....

Deadman's Key: #jnffjfdsfhio89d7hillarysupportersvotedforspiritcookersandpedos84nf)43n

Round 2 gonna be good
 
You aren't passing on part of the criteria yet. Can you find posts from August of earlier made in the WR?
Gotcha, missed that requirement.

I'll PM you regarding posts from past accounts (I've moved on from) if that works?
 
So what do I need to do to win this..or at least get a cabinet position.
 
I will participate in another capacity.

I have dirt on a few candidates that I plan to release in batches that I will use to aid individuals such as @MusterX and @Palis

I can leak a few details now:

EXHIBIT #1

@m52nickerson tried to bribe me. He sent me $20 to my Paypal account.
(I have the paypal receipt and PM to back it up)



EXHIBIT #2

@Overpressure doesn't like being called a Vulcan so he is a Species Traitor (See Below)









EXHIBIT #3

@Falsedawn = FoulDawn doesn't like when you misspell his name at all. He also is a retardophobe (See below)





More to come....

Deadman's Key: #jnffjfdsfhio89d7hillarysupportersvotedforspiritcookersandpedos84nf)43n
YUGE IF TRUE MY BOY!!!!
 
So what do I need to do to win this..or at least get a cabinet position.

Lol, read in the OP the "Candidates" portion. You have even been added to list of candidates yet if you were already trying to do that.
 
Lol, read in the OP the "Candidates" portion. You have even been added to list of candidates yet if you were already trying to do that.
'Speeches' are to be made in this thread?
 
'Speeches' are to be made in this thread?

Candidacy Announcements- If you have been tagged (except for mods), it means you are eligible to run for this office. To those who dare enter the gauntlet of scrutiny and vetting that lies ahead in order to win this sacred seat, please post a speech calling for why you are running and what you plan to do/post during your term. Feel free to add whatever grandstand/pandering/record touting you wish but I ask that you end it with "...to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room." Also tag me so I can officially recognize you in the race. Keep in mind only so many slots can be filled for a nomination. I've come up with a formula in case we need to cut down the number down to 15. I doubt this will happen but it may motivate you to give a decent length speech.
The process is this formula
(Current Year-Join Date Year)x 1000 = A
Number of Posts = B
Number of Setences in Speech x 100 = C (Don't try to cheat this somehow with one word sentences or I'll just count it as 0. Also, I will count the first qualified version of the speech, not edits)
A+B+C= Candidate's Score
The highest 15 scores will make it to the next round and avoid becoming the fringe candidates of the early part of the race.

So in other words, make a post with a "speech" in it that contains "...to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room." and also tag me

Jack versus soda would be an epic battle of an Establishment Elite elite versus a CT Whistleblower. Only problem is they have each other on ignore, I think. The debates might be strange.

I might have to ask all candidates to turn that off while we are in round 2. That would be dumb for them to not see each others remarks.
 
If you enjoy cleverly worded lies and deceit disguised as "intelligence", vote @Jack V Savage

If you want the hard, but simple TRUTH, you come to the candidate who can give it to you. ME, and ME alone can lead you to the promised land.

Vote @HereticBD. Vote for the Truth!
 
Jack versus soda would be an epic battle of an Establishment Elite elite versus a CT Whistleblower. Only problem is they have each other on ignore, I think. The debates might be strange.
Comedy.

However, as President Palis I will go further using my diplomatic powers and reestablish communications for @Jack V Savage and @sodapopinski

And you better believe it!
 
I'm running because I know what it takes to motivate posters to be their best!
I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?
That is why i want to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

@Lead
 
I'm running because I know what it takes to motivate posters to be their best!
I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?
That is why i want to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

@Lead

Heretifact Fact Check:

False - Wall of text. Yuck. TLDR.
 
I'm running because I know what it takes to motivate posters to be their best!
I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?
That is why i want to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

@Lead

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We've reached 15 candidates which means any additional candidates and some will be eliminated before Round 2 begins.
 
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A few of the candidates speeches sound familiar. Must be happenstance as all WR posters are filled to bursting with integrity and honesty. I'll chalk it up to the million monkeys on typewriters possibility.
 
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