Sherdog POTWR Round 1

[snakedafunky]

Personally I never heard of the guy. I think he never even started a successful thread in the War Room. I've been starting threads in the War Room since I was 7 years old. I inherited only 1000 likes from my father and built my empire from there.

To all my NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) brother I the leader of the NUTS appeal to you one more time.

We might not have started a single successful thread in the War Room
We might not have their likes
We might not have their BETA establishment connections
We might not have a convenient Trump campaign blueprint to follow
We might have been ignore until now.

But come January 1 the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) establishment and their servant #JTraitor will hear all of us NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS).
I can assure you my NUTS friends, even in a 1000 years, every Sherdogers will remember, that it was here in the 2016 WAR ROOM election that we the NUTS movement delivered the deciding blow to the final victory over the BETA establishment. And when the great posts of our NUTS movement sweep victories threw the War Room, I know that you my NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS will close ranks with us.

#JTraitor
#I really hope my company doesn't monitor my work PC
#End the greatest villainy of the century.
#Join the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) now

****Snakedafunky 2016****
Make the WAR ROOM NUTS again

I am Snakedafunky and I approve the above message.

 

[Bald1]

Fixing it. I am currently moving 200 posts back here. If people would just post in the protest thread instead of continually making a new one, this wouldn't have happened. It was my fault however.

Just fucking with you. Between the notifications and the spelling error I thought it was comment worthy.

 

[Lead]

Just fucking with you. Between the notifications and the spelling error I thought it was comment worthy.

Notifications?

 

[Lead]

Wow. I didn't know I was notifying each post. I thought it was notifying Rip since he was the TS. Sorry guys

 

[Bald1]

Notifications?

Yeah. Got a few notifications that my posts were moved. I quoted it. It's all good, doesn't effect anything, but "addicental" caught my eye.

 

[Lead]

Just fucking with you. Between the notifications and the spelling error I thought it was comment worthy.

So I just sent a typo'd notification about 200 some times.

 

[Lead]

Yeah. Got a few notifications that my posts were moved. I quoted it. It's all good, doesn't effect anything, but "addicental" caught my eye.

Ha. I was in full panic mode I messed it up and couldn't fix it. That's gold.

 

[Bald1]

So I just sent a typo'd notification about 200 some times.

Lol. That's excellent.

 

[Lead]

One thing I noticed going back was @Space and @Limbo Pete were interested but aren't officially in yet. Remember the deadline is Thursday evening.

 

[AgedFlatus]

Yo @Lead! sup wit dis?
Jk

 

[Lead]

Yo @Lead! sup wit dis?
Jk

Feel free to call the notifications dumb. It was a pretty epic fail.

 

[Lead]

We the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) will no longer be ignored come Januray 1.
I ask you my NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) brother, how often have whe been humiliated by the BASED-ENTIRELY-IN-THE-U-S-A-SHERDOGERS (BETA) establishment and mods like #Lead the creep? How often had we endure posts like "Who is that guy" be humiliated by post like "I didn't know this guys before".

Together my NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS, I can promise you after January 1 we will no longer have to endure the greatest villainy of the century.


#Lead the creep
#I hope I don't get banned for this
#End the greatest villainy of the century.
#Join the NON-US-AMERICAN-TERRITORY-SHERDOGERS (NUTS) now

****Snakedafunky 2016****
Make the WAR ROOM NUTS again

I am Snakedafunky and I approve the above message.

 

[Bald1]

Feel free to call the notifications dumb. It was a pretty epic fail.

I'm hoping for much bigger blunders, scandals, and lunacy during this, our 1st POTWR election season. NUTS huggers battling it out in the streets against plagarists on any given sunday. That sort of thing...

 

[Lead]

I'm hoping for much bigger blunders, scandals, and lunacy during this, our 1st POTWR election season. NUTS huggers battling it out in the streets against plagarists on any given sunday. That sort of thing...

There's still Hans email dump and a roast.... I mean call out thr.... I mean debate thread coming up.

 

[Lead]

@RighteousWar , your ideal candidate Rip said he will not be running this year. Are you considering coming in yourself to help the war room?

 

[Devout Pessimist]

I was alerted that one of my posts was moved here. I wonder which one?

 

[Space]

One thing I noticed going back was @Space and @Limbo Pete were interested but aren't officially in yet. Remember the deadline is Thursday evening.

Count me in, though I think @Hans Gruber would be better than me.

 

[Lead]

I was alerted that one of my posts was moved here. I wonder which one?

I accidentally merged this thread with Rip's Protest thread. The result was I had to move all the threads out of the merged thread into a new one. I didn't mean to notify people about it.

With that said Colby, I did notice a post about you being interested in running. Will you be announcing?

 

[Devout Pessimist]

Count me in, though I think @Hans Gruber would be better than me.

I would vote for you.

 

[Lead]

Count me in, though I think @Hans Gruber would be better than me.

SPEECH

Candidacy Announcements- If you have been tagged (except for mods), it means you are eligible to run for this office. To those who dare enter the gauntlet of scrutiny and vetting that lies ahead in order to win this sacred seat, please post a speech calling for why you are running and what you plan to do/post during your term. Feel free to add whatever grandstand/pandering/record touting you wish but I ask that you end it with "...to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room." Also tag me so I can officially recognize you in the race. Keep in mind only so many slots can be filled for a nomination. I've come up with a formula in case we need to cut down the number down to 15. I doubt this will happen but it may motivate you to give a decent length speech.
The process is this formula

Spoiler

(Current Year-Join Date Year)x 1000 = A
Number of Posts = B
Number of Setences in Speech x 100 = C (Don't try to cheat this somehow with one word sentences or I'll just count it as 0. Also, I will count the first qualified version of the speech, not edits)
A+B+C= Candidate's Score
The highest 15 scores will make it to the next round and avoid becoming the fringe candidates of the early part of the race.