Sherdog POTWR Round 1

[irish_thug]

I would like to nominate @sodapopinski

 

[in the]

My vote will always go to Marlboroman.

 

[Space]

We have the best mods, folks. (@Lead)

If I am elected God Emperor of the War Room, I will help to usher in a new era of high-energy, shitlord posting magic, the likes of which the War Room has never seen. But don't forget folks, this isn't about me: it's about us.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I nominate

@Arkain2K

&

@ehtheist

Spoiler: ehtheist's response to her nomination

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@sodapopinski

&

@Possum Jenkins

 

[JDragon]

I will likely support a qualified candidate like @Quipling or @Arkain2K in the primaries. I will laugh at the insanely high amount of crazy or incompetent candidates of the right like @TheStruggle or oddball craziness from black neurosurgeons like @SouthoftheAndes. I will be shocked at the selection process and see my preferred candidates get kicked out in favor of the competent and experienced but boring @Jack V Savage, who will lead the polls but lose in a shocking upset to @ripskater.


It just all seems so familiar.

 

[colby25]

 

[Lead]

I will likely support a qualified candidate like @Quipling or @Arkain2K in the primaries. I will laugh at the insanely high amount of crazy or incompetent candidates of the right like @TheStruggle or oddball craziness from black neurosurgeons like @SouthoftheAndes. I will be shocked at the selection process and see my preferred candidates get kicked out in favor of the competent and experienced but boring @Jack V Savage, who will lead the polls but lose in a shocking upset to @ripskater.


It just all seems so familiar.

If the race is exciting as this, we have potential here

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I hereby drunkenly put myself in the running. I'm drunk, and as your President I'll continue to have opinions which I will state as categorical fact, and I pledge that I will still put them forth vigorously. I'll tell the whole place where to stick it, all of you.

You too . Where are you going?

Sorry, my doggo here... doesn't agree with my political opinions.

Whiskey, weed and women.
That's my platform. Some combination of those three.
It's cool if you're gay or whatever, just no Italians please. I'm building a wall.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

This is exactly the reason why I hate these people. And I am giddy that they are so upset.

 

[Lead]

We have the best mods, folks.

If I am elected God Emperor of the War Room, I will help to usher in a new era of high-energy, shitlord posting magic, the likes of which the War Room has never seen. But don't forget folks, this isn't about me: it's about us.

Damn it guys. If you are running, read the candidate part of the OP.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Wait, so they get a continuous sticky but no ban privileges? Or excessive trolling privileges -- i want the damn launch codes.

 

[Lead]

Wait, so they get a continuous sticky but no ban privileges? Or excessive trolling privileges -- i want the damn launch codes.

I am considering giving them reply ban privleges for their specific sticky. This would mean they can request for some posters to not be able to post in the thread. I would need to get some okays however before saying this is included but I'm on the fence about it. Silencing someone they don't like would make the threads more stale possibly.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

@Fawlty and the other radical lefties are anti-Sherdoggists and I will create a special task force to investigate them. I will also have BLM officially added to the Sherdog list of terrorist groups.

 

[Lead]

I will exterminate--I mean ban--the SJWs of Sherdog if you elect me. I have yuge hands. Leftists are cucks. Vote for me because if you don't you're a pussy.

 

[RockstarChris]

I have the best words.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

I am considering giving them reply ban privleges for their specific sticky. This would mean they can request for some posters to not be able to post in the thread. I would need to get some okays however before saying this is included but I'm on the fence about it. Silencing someone they don't like would make the threads more stale possibly.

As long as you can figure out a good way not to turn that sticky into something that looks like an OT thread, you got my support.

 

[Fawlty]

Did he leave the site or get banned?

No idea, he was in and out of the dump for a while but it's been years since I've seen him. Prime N13 was something.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Legal cannabis and nuking Mecca on day 1.

I am NüHitler and I'll fuck you til you love me, Sherdog.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

add to my post, "to announce my candidacy for the Presidentof the War Room."

Because I messed up that bit.

Forgot as well, you wanna see my taxes or long form birthy bullshit, send a formal request to my taint.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

I nominate @sodapopinski