Sharks Want War

[Cheese]

They started something serious. One chopped up a guys leg on tuesday(killing guy) , so the polices went out and killed A shark the next day and now the sharks retalliated by killing a woman.

The woman was the second person killed by a shark in Western Australia in less than a week. On Tuesday, a surfer's leg was bitten off by a shark about 100 kilometers (60 miles) south of where Sunday's attack occurred. Ben Gerring, 29, died from his injuries on Friday.

An inspection of Gerring's damaged surfboard showed a white shark was responsible. The fisheries department trapped and killed a large shark on Wednesday, but don't know if it was the same shark that attacked Gerring.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/man-dies-days-bitten-shark-off-west-australia-39616478

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

I guess now would be a bad time to suggest laser beams?

 

[Banchan]

We need skip remming to tell us security of ocean was inadequate .

 

[heavyarms21]

Ever seen Deep Blue Sea ?

 

[DevilsLettuce]

I for one welcome our new shark overlords.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Australia playing the part of "The Jets"...

 

[NHB7]

Between the Sharks and the Spiders, Australia seems like a terrifying place.

They have this one spider called the Huntsman. Apparently if Fosters is Australian for beer, then the huntsman is Australian for house spider. And if that is their house spider, I'd have to sleep with a flame thrower under my pillow.

 

[Cheese]

Ever seen Deep Blue Sea ?

yup. war with sharks is too high of a price to cure Alzheimer.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Beer is Australian for water.

 

[heavyarms21]

yup. war with sharks is too high of a price to cure Alzheimer.

I hate alzheimer's though the stupid disease hits him

 

[jetstation]

Im waiting for that punk dweeb with the mortal kombat avatar to get on here and say what awesome creatures they are. Maybe he should go swimming and lose a body part I doubt hed love sharks then.

 

[BisexualMMA]

It's not like we haven't had it coming.

Someone must have told them human legs makes their penis bigger.

 

[TrippleOG]

Rip Steve Irwin

 

[choke you]

Probably not a good idea to go into a man eaters playground. I'll swim in sharkless pools.

 

[tehend]

Acepting all challenges from any and all sharks.

 

[JAEGERX]

this is actually very interesting because just last night i watched sharknado 3, and the posibilities are there

 

[RockstarChris]

im sick of these motherfing sharks on my motherfing plane

 

[RockstarChris]

don't worry the Sharks show up every year and can never seem to win.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Right before Independence Day too
Somebody start writing a rousing speech thats sure to get the blood pumping

 

[Gunshow74]

I thought this thread was going to be about the Stanley Cup Finals.