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Schaub breaks Colbys 4th wall: "These girls have no idea who we are. They were not happy with him"

Was he in his MAGA hat?

That adds a whole new spice If he was lol
 
it's hilarious how upset sherdoggers get over him doing this stuff, just works the heel angle even more

who is upset? everyone seems to be amused that his paid-for girls don't want to touch him and have no idea who the fuck he is.
 
Suprised no one posted the video.

Check out 17:40 The women were embarrassed and upset. lol

 
I suffered through the Food Trucks Diaries, and I can't believe how stupid Schaub actually is. Does he really think that the audience is unaware that Colby's playing a character? Why did he spend the full episode trying to call Colby out on it? What a tool. We already know Colby hires dirty sluts as background props. Colby's so aware of how disgusting those skanks are that he didn't even want to touch them at first until people called him out on it.
 
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I mean we all knew that.

Why is Schaub being the ratty ass guy now? Him and Colby deserve each other really.
 
Now Schaub is taking a page out of Colby's book, and stealing a bit of light by invoking his name.

What a goddamn circus. What a spectacle. Are any of you paying attention? Rogan told you the real playbook when people started chanting "Colby sucks!" at the fight last Saturday. Colby hears, "Cha-ching!!"

Schaub is paying attention-- he's smart, he's learning. Are you?
 
That's great. I wish these girls would embrace the gimmick. What the fuck else are they doing? They probably resent the hat and shtick, so they deny themselves an opportunity to become Colby's heel manager. If one of them just played along and embraced it, he'd probably bring her along like Miss Elizabeth.
Yeah, for his huge fucking pay days, right :rolleyes:

Dude doesn't draw shit. Even these thots that Colby is personally paying don't care about him.
 
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Now Schaub is taking a page out of Colby's book, and stealing a bit of light by invoking his name.

What a goddamn circus. What a spectacle. Are any of you paying attention? Rogan told you the real playbook when people started chanting "Colby sucks!" at the fight last Saturday. Colby hears, "Cha-ching!!"

Schaub is paying attention-- he's smart, he's learning. Are you?
Right...have you seen the numbers Colby has actually drawn?

Colby is hated, and doesn't bring in views. It's fucking hilarious.
 
Yeah, for his huge fucking pay days, right :rolleyes:

Dude doesn't draw shit. Even these third that Colby is personally paying don't care about him.
He will get paid. Countless pissy fans like you can't be wrong. You'll help make him rich in the next two years.
 
Sponsor admits to mistake, rented "models" instead of "escorts".
 
He will get paid. Countless pissy fans like you can't be wrong. You'll help make him rich in the next two years.
Didn't even watch his last free fight which did the worst ratings on ESPN yet. Apparently his value is less than free to "pissy fans" like me.

Try again snowflake
 
Right...have you seen the numbers Colby has actually drawn?

Colby is hated, and doesn't bring in views. It's fucking hilarious.
Have you seen the numbers Woodley has drawn?

Conor is hated. Doesn't mean his name won't sell out an entire country. Floyd is widely hated, too. He's the most profitable star in all of combat sports.

Colby is breaking through the glass ceiling of the sport, and he has the kind of style that puts people to sleep. He knew this. He knew that non-KO takedown grinders are the last fighters people want to watch. UFC on ESPN 5 was a card with fighters known to hardcores, but no huge draws (Jim Miller vs. Clay Guida was the co-main event). It was an afternoon card in the summer.

Trust me, his next fights won't be like that. After he managed to draw the Trump brothers to the last event I guarantee you people will tune into to watch his grudge matches against Woodley or Usman. Don't think race doesn't play a factor here, and don't think Colby (or Woodley, for that matter) are oblivious to this. They're exploiting it.

This is another reason I don't buy into social media followers as a great metric for popularity. Holloway has 1.7m followers on Instgram, roughly 8x as many as Colby, and yet UFC 236 was the worst-selling PPV in history (not headlined by girls) since UFC 53. Did 100k sales. Might Mouse has nearly 1m followers, and yet he was the worst selling champion in history-- consistently the worst selling headliner regardless of belts.
 
I want Schuab to fight again. Boxing would be great for us to see how far CTE can make a person who was dumb in the first place completely out of it. It would help his stand up career. Hes actually worse than Ricky from TPB. He could be on that show being himself without a script.
 
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