Schaub breaks Colbys 4th wall: "These girls have no idea who we are. They were not happy with him"

[The Big Bang]

and it makes me tighten up, like 'gawd dawg gotta be reeeeel keirful hair with this me too moolvement', but you know, they are rented, so you can do that.

LOL love colby

Gross.

 

[lsa]

Wasn't that the porn star that got knocked up by a fan who won a contest?

And she was so upset at the idea people thought she hooked up with Colby that she went on social media and made it clear she didn't. Heh.

It was actually Colby that claimed he had sex with her.
Well yes to the part about her going on social media denying she had sex with Colby.
A girl that not only fucks on films for money but does gang bangs and double penetrations , went on social media to deny she had sex with Colby... Thats how off putting they find him...

So even a fan winning a contest gets to fuck her and get her pregnant`?
How far down the get to fuck ladder is Colby ??????
Seriously

 

[legkicktko]

I'm fairly surprised.

We all know its a gimmick. But for Schaub to literally break down the gimmick and expose it is pretty crazy. I would have expected him to play along.

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

It's easy to hide behind a gimmick when your *true* persona is authentically repellent to women.

It's simply ego-protection. Put up a front that you know is repulsive, so you can use that as an excuse as to why you are a sexual failure and don't have to look inward at your real self.

 

[KeepItRealist]

It was actually Colby that claimed he had sex with her.
Well yes to the part about her going on social media denying she had sex with Colby.
A girl that not only fucks on films for money but does gang bangs and double penetrations , went on social media to deny she had sex with Colby... Thats how off putting they find him...

So even a fan winning a contest gets to fuck her and get her pregnant`?
How far down the get to fuck ladder is Colby ??????
Seriously

I'm not sure. That might be bs. But I remember back when Colby was first taking pics with those local Florida porn stars, the chick that was adamant she didn't have sex with Colby was supposedly knocked up by a fan who won a contest.

 

[Miabetes]

Is anybody surprised that a couple of 9s are stuck up bitches? They're scum sucking whores, thats all they are. We see them as beautiful so we assume/hope for the best but the reality is if colby broke out 1 rubber band those two girls would be swapping his cum

 

[legkicktko]

It's easy to hide behind a gimmick when your *true* persona is authentically repellent to women.

It's simply ego-protection. Put up a front that you know is repulsive, so you can use that as an excuse as to why you are a sexual failure and don't have to look inward at your real self.

He is a pro athlete and in shape, if he acted relatively normal and walked down the beach where I live, he'd get laid.

 

[Miesha]

Reading too much into it, you guys. Hes just having fun and people for some reason (that I just cant really grasp) seem to go all crazy about it.
"He didnt vote for Trump, he didnt fuck those pornstars, he didnt this and that..."
Well guess what, Arnold Schwarzenegger isnt a killer machine and Tom Hanks isnt retarded. *BREAKING*

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

He is a pro athlete and in shape, if he acted relatively normal and walked down the beach where I live, he'd get laid.

If if was a fifth...

There is a reason no one sees Colby with a non-relative/non-escort girl just walking around town, getting dinner, hanging out, etc...even before the MAGA gimmick.

It's because he (himself, not the character) touches a part in the lizard brain of women on a subconscious level that says "gross...this guy is a creep and loser".

Like you said, this guy is a pro athlete with some fame. Probably solid finances. Relatively young and certainly in amazing shape...and he *still* can't attract anyone authentically.

Not good!

 

[VVarhead]

If if was a fifth...

There is a reason no one sees Colby with a non-relative/non-escort girl just walking around town, getting dinner, hanging out, etc...even before the MAGA gimmick.

It's because he (himself, not the character) touches a part in the lizard brain of women on a subconscious level that says "gross...this guy is a creep and loser".

Like you said, this guy is a pro athlete with some fame. Probably solid finances. Relatively young and certainly in amazing shape...and he *still* can't attract anyone authentically.

Not good!

Projecting hard. I dislike Colby but I'm pretty sure he gets laid more than your bitter ass.

 

[boxingskills]

Colby needs to write a book about game. Those 2 thots in the shot were like the ugliest girls I have see Colby with in a minute.

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

Projecting hard. I dislike Colby but I'm pretty sure he gets laid more than your bitter ass.

Is this the part where I laugh at you for getting triggered and *actually* projecting?

I'm not remotely bitter about anything in that aspect of life. I'm also married with children and not even on that particular market in the first place.

But go ahead and find counter-evidence...I'm more than happy to be proven wrong. I don't wish badly on anyone in that part of life.

Show me a girlfriend. A female friend (obviously not a relative/escort). A girl he's just kicking it with downtown.

Since he's obviously swimming in *real* girls according to you, that should be pretty easy, no?

I await your dodge of the challenge.

 

[VVarhead]

Is this the part where I laugh at you for getting triggered and *actually* projecting?

I'm not remotely bitter about anything in that aspect of life. I'm also married with children and not even on that particular market in the first place.

But go ahead and find counter-evidence...I'm more than happy to be proven wrong.

Show me a girlfriend. A female friend (obviously not a relative/escort). A girl he's just kicking it with downtown.

Since he's obviously swimming in *real* girls according to you, that should be pretty easy, no?

I await your dodge of the challenge.

Your reply shows how bitter you are. As if I'm going to invest my time defending Colby who is a huge tool. My only argument was he still gets laid more than you and that's a fact.

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

LMFAO, just when you thought colby couldn't get anymore embarrassing.


those girls absolutely clowned him.

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

Your reply shows how bitter you are. As if I'm going to invest my time defending Colby who is a huge tool. My only argument was he still gets laid more than you and that's a fact.

And...like clockwork the challenge is avoided.

Like a complete and total coward.

Because you know deep down I'm essentially correct.

LMFAO, just when you thought colby couldn't get anymore embarrassing.
those girls absolutely clowned him.

Indeed.

Anyone with any type of social and emotional intelligence can see women *actually* find the *real* Colby to be completely gross.

 

[flyingscissorsheelhook]

Brendan Schaub interviewing Colby Covington is like taking a shit on a pile of puke.

 

[Camel Jockey]

Why aren’t they renting actual whores? I don’t get it

This. Renting random "models" from Instagram agencies is fucking retarded. They also barely get paid and have no incentive to go the extra mile.

 

[Wolfbrigade]

We all know its a gimmick. But for Schaub to literally break down the gimmick and expose it is pretty crazy. I would have expected him to play along.

lol, no. The gimmick IS that it's a fake gimmick. He rents these chicks and makes it look cringeworthy on purpose. It's cringe that sells and brings attention these days. I am pretty sure that Schaub is in on it here, since they are buddy buddy with each other. I don't think he would "expose" him. He is creating a narrative approved by Colby.

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

lol, no. The gimmick IS that it's a fake gimmick. He rents these chicks and makes it look cringeworthy on purpose. It's cringe that sells and brings attention these days. I am pretty sure that Schaub is in on it here, since they are buddy buddy with each other.

He doesn't do it on purpose. That's what his gushers don't understand. He's legit unskilled.

If it's on purpose, where is the counter-evidence of him being smooth or even just normal with women in "real" life?

 

[Timurd123]

You say that as if it's bad for his image. What better way to connect with his fanbase than to be an insecure virgin who pretends to slay chicks but fails miserably? So many rich layers of irony to his gimmick that it becomes impossible to tell reality from kayfabe.

Hahaha

Years from now we will look back at the unintentional brilliance of his shtick