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Schaub breaks Colbys 4th wall: "These girls have no idea who we are. They were not happy with him"

Is anybody surprised that a couple of 9s are stuck up bitches? They're scum sucking whores, thats all they are. We see them as beautiful so we assume/hope for the best but the reality is if colby broke out 1 rubber band those two girls would be swapping his cum
9's? Lol

Also the bitterness in this post makes me giggle.
 
Is anybody surprised that a couple of 9s are stuck up bitches? They're scum sucking whores, thats all they are. We see them as beautiful so we assume/hope for the best but the reality is if colby broke out 1 rubber band those two girls would be swapping his cum

Lol look at this bitter angry incel

It's not women's fault they don't like you. Try not being a huge piece of shit
 
Is anybody surprised that a couple of 9s are stuck up bitches? They're scum sucking whores, thats all they are. We see them as beautiful so we assume/hope for the best but the reality is if colby broke out 1 rubber band those two girls would be swapping his cum

Lmaoooo there's some truth in this post. Most of these beautiful girls constantly get hit on by men in public and social media, that its gotta boost their ego through the roof. I dont usually look at them, I dont need to feed their ego anymore than they already have.
 
Colby's schtick would be a lot more entertaining if he showed his real life, behind-the-scenes. off-camera etc, awkward interactions and dealings with women, such as the one outlined by Schaub.

Would also provide excellent footage for his eventual coming-out documentary.
 
Lmaoooo there's some truth in this post. Most of these beautiful girls constantly get hit on by men in public and social media, that its gotta boost their ego through the roof. I dont usually look at them, I dont need to feed their ego anymore than they already have.

No one looks at you in public either except to snicker and laugh with their friends
 
Idk who is more stupid, the people that buy into Colby’s fake persona, or the ones that think he actually can’t get laid.
 
Business as usual. It all depends on the service agreement.

Unless they’re not happy with the pay, at least they should pretend to be happy with the customers.

Btw I think the term he’s looking for is “kayfabe”.
 
First things first, Schaub is a goober and we all know this

Second, did Colby not learn from Scarface? 1st you get the POWER, then you get the MONEY, and then you get the WOMEN. Get the REAL belt around your waist and then you'll start getting paid and won't need to 'rent' these thots. They'll be waiting for you at the after party and in your hotel room. Can't get one before the other white man. That's the game
But he needs the women to generate the attention to get himself a title shot. Catch 22

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LOL dude is beyond cringe
 
Is this the part where I laugh at you for getting triggered and *actually* projecting?

I'm not remotely bitter about anything in that aspect of life. I'm also married with children and not even on that particular market in the first place.

But go ahead and find counter-evidence...I'm more than happy to be proven wrong. I don't wish badly on anyone in that part of life.

Show me a girlfriend. A female friend (obviously not a relative/escort). A girl he's just kicking it with downtown.

Since he's obviously swimming in *real* girls according to you, that should be pretty easy, no?

I await your dodge of the challenge.

Bro theirs a lot of fighters that arent seen around bitches all the time. Its not like Colby gets followed around by the Paparazzi or something. If you seriously think Colby cant get pussy then ur coping
 
Why aren’t they renting actual whores? I don’t get it

Seriously. Just hire prostitutes who look every bit as good as these thots and without the attitudes and have them walking onto the first set still wiping the jizz off their faces.


“Hi nerds! As you can see just got done with a little cardio.”
 
They were hired by his sponsor. Who cares of they know him. Mma is a niche sport.
 
He doesn't do it on purpose. That's what his gushers don't understand. He's legit unskilled.

If it's on purpose, where is the counter-evidence of him being smooth or even just normal with women in "real" life?

Lmao, i am pretty sure colby fucked and fucks a lot more than u do, pal. You must be legit retarded to think that it's real him when the cameras are rolling. You can go watch some of his old interviews/podcasts and he acts normal there. Fools like you is what makes guys like colby rich.
 
sigh... what a shame. If only Colby knew he could have all these super-alpha-defintely-not-gay Sherdog fanboys sucking him off mid-interview for free...
 
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