Schaub breaks Colbys 4th wall: "These girls have no idea who we are. They were not happy with him"

Lol Colby paying for models and can't even get them to pretend to like him
 
it's hilarious how upset sherdoggers get over him doing this stuff, just works the heel angle even more
 
Colby breaks the 4th wall all the time in interviews. It's not a big deal.

Did anyone genuinely think those girls were just hanging around Colby because he's a stud? Of course they're being paid.
 
The whole gimmick is cheap (no matter how much money the sponsors spend) and lazy (no matter how hard Colby tries to make it happen).
 
Colby is slowly trolling his way into my heart.
 
Holy shit Schaubgh might be a bigger snitch that Jones, you can't do shit near this dude.
 
I expected Schaub to pull some snake move like this when that interview came out, he was so fake and polite - gave me flashbacks of Joe looking at Jamie for approval when he disagrees with a guest, but doesn't wanna speak up. But then shits on that guest in the following podcast.

I have no dog in the fight and they can all hustle however they want, but it's almost comical at this point how predictable these things have gotten.

How has Colby not been Me too'd yet?
I appreciate his shtick, so this isn't me hating, but the guy is, clearly, still a virgin. Blue Ball Cardio, not Pornstar Cardio.
 
Funniest thing Schaub does is interview a fighter for 30 minutes, hang out with them for an hour longer, claim to say they are a beast, then completely misspronounce their name, or give them a whole different name. He has to have brain damage.
 
I expected Schaub to pull some snake move like this when that interview came out, he was so fake and polite.

Yup.

Brendan might as well expose The Undertaker isn't dead and look for pat on the backs.

This is bitch shit imo.
 
Funniest thing Schaub does is interview a fighter for 30 minutes, hang out with them for an hour longer, claim to say they are a beast, then completely misspronounce their name, or give them a whole different name. He has to have brain damage.

and he always says it like a fucking retard too

BUH BUH BUH BEAST
 
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‘and the black girl goes 'aint nobody giving you a fucking massage'. And Colby doesnt give a fuck and goes 'come on... just put your hands on me while im talking with my friend' and shes like '.... nah'.

Lol
 
That's great. I wish these girls would embrace the gimmick. What the fuck else are they doing? They probably resent the hat and shtick, so they deny themselves an opportunity to become Colby's heel manager. If one of them just played along and embraced it, he'd probably bring her along like Miss Elizabeth.
Lol wut
 
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