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SBBC: 2014 "The Cannys" Award Show

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  1. The One True GOAT Of All Time

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    this thread is the goat circle jerk
     
  2. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    Post of the year has to be Faust's ragepost when Bern left.... mentions of dirk, rigged lotteries, random shit i've never even heard of,

    dude's a very meticulous poster (and the king of exposing people through extreme nitpicking), so you know he read that over multiple times before hitting post.... makes it even more phenomenal
     
  3. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    Kadork u really gonna ignore my Miguel nomination? That's some egregious balderdash if ever there was such a thing, although I'm not surprised a communist Canadian would be anti-democracy
     
  4. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    Someone called me out on that and said I had it prepared ahead of time, think it might've been Kadork. Well he was right lol
     
  5. themainman Like nobody has ever seen before!

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    Hunter like I said I don't dislike you at all, just other posters and their comments/ stories are more entertaining
     
  6. The One True GOAT Of All Time

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    fine i'll add it, but he's getting an asterisk
     
  7. RTR ATL A-level

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    Law school application confession cannot be forgotten.
     
  8. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    lmao
     
  9. STREETZ Gypsy Platinum Member

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    Troll of the Year: BD in the WC threads made people lose their shit. The video game trolling (PS4 v XBone), and math-nuthugger threads being an honorable mention.

    Homer of the Year: Kyle. Won't concede that Texas is in fact not the best at everything...ever

    Rustle of the year: Faust with Bern. Somebody linked that wall of text. Lotta shit in there.

    MVP: Kadark. The SBBCs most original poster. Although a nerdy ginger who's probably saving himself for Tilda Swinton, at least he's not a terrorist.
     
  10. themainman Like nobody has ever seen before!

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    Just playin, if anything he got sick of my goatford/tayvon awesome comments
     
  11. TD2 Blue Belt

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    I can't remember Who did DoUEvenLift want to stab in the neck? lol
     
  12. ChillyPalmer The One True King

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    Probably David Ortiz.

    When it doubt, just assume he wanted Ortiz dead.
     
  13. faustian BRUTAL 5-4 Platinum Member

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    I think DoUEvenLift wanted to kill Tom Brady iirc. Can't really blame him tbh
     
  14. STREETZ Gypsy Platinum Member

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    What was the idea he had? I'm sorry, I'm laughing as I type this. Didnt he want teams to hire hitmen in case players didn't live up to their contracts...so they could take them out?
     
  15. TD2 Blue Belt

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    It was in the NFL thread that's all I remember.
     
  16. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    Whatever happened to Chillez?

    Dude used to get bombed on from every which angle, Ironman Matthews style, felt bad for my fellow lakes fan
     
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    Did a quick search and it turns out he wants to stab a bunch of people.
     
  18. The One True GOAT Of All Time

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    lmao @ me being a ginger. much respect for the nomination my dude

    and come to think of it, you're prob right, faust might have post of the year. there's some good ones but this is pretty great

    Well I don't eveNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO FUCKING OBAMA AND CRAMPS AND GLOBAL WARMING LUXURY TAX SCAM GODDAMN REVENUE SHARING LIBERAL BULLSHIT WITH THE AMNESTY AND MIKE MILLER AND INJURIES CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE STUPID SPOBOT NOT BENCHING BIBBY UNTIL GAME 6 GODDAMN GAY RODEO SEBASTIAN DE LA CRUZ WITH THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION THEY FUCKING TOOK OUR JERBS WADE TOO LAZY FAT TO GET NAZI KNEE SURGERY WORRIED ABOUT DEM HOES DONALDO WAS FRAMED AND JOEL ANTHONY CANADIAN BULLSHIT AND I MEAN ITS 2014 FIX YOUR FUCKING STADIUM GET SOME A/C UP IN THIS BITCH WITH THE BATS AND SHIT GINOBILI DOOOAAAHHH ED MALLOY DERELICT RAZOR FAUST WITH THE INJURIES JUST WHEN FUCKING TYREKE EVANS FINALLY SHOWING 1ST ROUND VALUE STUPID SPO TRAP DEFENSE AND THE TALIBAN AND SHIT COME ON MAN FUUUUUUCCCCKKK BERRRRRNNNNN NOOOOOO AND THEN WITH THE SAUCES MULTIPLE BROUSSARD AND PUA GOSAL LAKERS ASTERISKS FUCKING FOSTER LAX MCCAULEY SHOULD'VE IGNORED WAINGRO GODDAMN PEDS SPURS WITH THEIR FOREIGNERS AND OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS AND FUCKING MITT ROMNEY AND CURRENT ACCOUNT DEFICIT AND TAXES FUKING WALLSTREET I LIED ABOUT MY CRIMINAL HISTORY ON MY LAW SCHOOL APPLICATION 8 YEARS AGO AND THE FUCKING 826 ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND DAN GILBERT'S SON FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOUUUU YOU LITTLE FREAK RIGGED DRAFT PICKS ANTHONY BENNETT WITH BETA CANADA GONNA GET TAKEN OVER BY CHINA AND HILLARY CLINTON NOOOOOO YOU GET A FUCKING GRIP PAT RILEY YOU GET A FUCKING GRIP DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO NOOOOOOOOOO DIRK WAS KICKING HIS LEG OUT EVERY FUCKING GODDAMN TIME IT SHOULD'VE BEEN OFFENSIVE FOUL OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S ALL OVER AND JONATHAN MARTIN I'M ALWAYS GETTING INTERNET BULLIED ON SHERDOG AND SHIT AND RAZOR FAUST NEVER GETS A TOP DRAFT PICK FUCKING RIGGED BULLSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    didn't he threaten to stab Revo too?

    dude was out there
     
  20. SoCalprodigy09 Black Belt

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    Lol that used to be my Sig
     
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