SBBC: 2014 "The Cannys" Award Show

[The One True]

this thread is the goat circle jerk

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Post of the year has to be Faust's ragepost when Bern left.... mentions of dirk, rigged lotteries, random shit i've never even heard of,

dude's a very meticulous poster (and the king of exposing people through extreme nitpicking), so you know he read that over multiple times before hitting post.... makes it even more phenomenal

 

[faustian]

Kadork u really gonna ignore my Miguel nomination? That's some egregious balderdash if ever there was such a thing, although I'm not surprised a communist Canadian would be anti-democracy

 

[faustian]

Post of the year has to be Faust's ragepost when Bern left.... mentions of dirk, rigged lotteries, random shit i've never even heard of,

dude's a very meticulous poster (and the king of exposing people through extreme nitpicking), so you know he read that over multiple times before hitting post.... makes it even more phenomenal

Someone called me out on that and said I had it prepared ahead of time, think it might've been Kadork. Well he was right lol

 

[themainman]

Hunter like I said I don't dislike you at all, just other posters and their comments/ stories are more entertaining

 

[The One True]

Kadork u really gonna ignore my Miguel nomination? That's some egregious balderdash if ever there was such a thing, although I'm not surprised a communist Canadian would be anti-democracy

fine i'll add it, but he's getting an asterisk

 

[RTR ATL]

Post of the year has to be Faust's ragepost when Bern left.... mentions of dirk, rigged lotteries, random shit i've never even heard of,

dude's a very meticulous poster (and the king of exposing people through extreme nitpicking), so you know he read that over multiple times before hitting post.... makes it even more phenomenal

Law school application confession cannot be forgotten.

 

[faustian]

fine i'll add it, but he's getting an asterisk

lmao

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Troll of the Year: BD in the WC threads made people lose their shit. The video game trolling (PS4 v XBone), and math-nuthugger threads being an honorable mention.

Homer of the Year: Kyle. Won't concede that Texas is in fact not the best at everything...ever

Rustle of the year: Faust with Bern. Somebody linked that wall of text. Lotta shit in there.

MVP: Kadark. The SBBCs most original poster. Although a nerdy ginger who's probably saving himself for Tilda Swinton, at least he's not a terrorist.

 

[themainman]

Hah just cause we both spent autumn Sundays lamenting why our Rams were dealt with Sam Canford. Tbf, i still think Sanchize can be a productive starter somewhere, so i guess I'm not so different than you.

Just playin, if anything he got sick of my goatford/tayvon awesome comments

 

[TD2]

Benji was always rustled.

Same thing with DoUEvenLift.

I can't remember Who did DoUEvenLift want to stab in the neck? lol

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Probably David Ortiz.

When it doubt, just assume he wanted Ortiz dead.

 

[faustian]

I think DoUEvenLift wanted to kill Tom Brady iirc. Can't really blame him tbh

 

[FLYOVER BOSSMAN]

Probably David Ortiz.

When it doubt, just assume he wanted Ortiz dead.

What was the idea he had? I'm sorry, I'm laughing as I type this. Didnt he want teams to hire hitmen in case players didn't live up to their contracts...so they could take them out?

 

[TD2]

It was in the NFL thread that's all I remember.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Whatever happened to Chillez?

Dude used to get bombed on from every which angle, Ironman Matthews style, felt bad for my fellow lakes fan

 

[Dem Bones]

Did a quick search and it turns out he wants to stab a bunch of people.

 

[The One True]

Troll of the Year: BD in the WC threads made people lose their shit. The video game trolling (PS4 v XBone), and math-nuthugger threads being an honorable mention.

Homer of the Year: Kyle. Won't concede that Texas is in fact not the best at everything...ever

Rustle of the year: Faust with Bern. Somebody linked that wall of text. Lotta shit in there.

MVP: Kadark. The SBBCs most original poster. Although a nerdy ginger who's probably saving himself for Tilda Swinton, at least he's not a terrorist.

lmao @ me being a ginger. much respect for the nomination my dude

and come to think of it, you're prob right, faust might have post of the year. there's some good ones but this is pretty great

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[HunterSdVa29]

didn't he threaten to stab Revo too?

dude was out there

 

[SoCalprodigy09]

What was the idea he had? I'm sorry, I'm laughing as I type this. Didnt he want teams to hire hitmen in case players didn't live up to their contracts...so they could take them out?

Lol that used to be my Sig