relationship advice please: how to friendzone nicely?

[TeTe]

Wear a chastity belt when you are around them.

No better way to get the message across.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Wear a chastity belt when you are around them.

No better way to get the message across.

i have a promise ring

 

[Hatredcopter]

i have a promise ring...

 

[trustno1]

@Hatredcopter Personally, I think you are a girl, because of the way the discussion went. Either way, I made my comment to be suitable for both genders, hope it helped.

And it's not unexpected from people to get pissed off, because most of people have dealt with thinking like yours and probably had unpleasant experience. Not saying you are, but there are manipulative people that operate like that.

 

[TeTe]

i have a promise ring

Damn, it's like high school all over again

 

[dc007]

lol shut up

are you 16? how have you not figured this out yet?

 

[frenz]

are you 16? how have you not figured this out yet?

you're either 16 yourself or a 40 year old forever alone TRP type. 16 years old option is slightly less tragic

 

[dc007]

you're either 16 yourself or a 40 year old forever alone TRP type. 16 years old option is slightly less tragic

it's cute you think your male friends like you as a person

 

[Hatredcopter]

@Hatredcopter
And it's not unexpected from people to get pissed off, because most of people have dealt with thinking like yours and probably had unpleasant experience. Not saying you are, but there are manipulative people that operate like that.

everyones been through bad breakups
hard shoulders
and misread signals

that's why i think everyone should watch
he's just not that into you
educational AND fun
but very true
believe

i just don't want to ruin a friendship
but would pick that over more greatly hurting someone
who i unfortunately have to work with
although not 1-on-1

and i just THINK they like
friends invite friends to the beach...
don't they

 

[frenz]

it's cute you think your male friends like you as a person

it's not cute you're such a POS who can't see people past their genitalia

 

[IAC]

Friendzone and nicely does not fit in the same phrase.

It's a place of awkwardness and unilateral sentiments.

 

[dc007]

it's not cute you're such a POS who can't see people past their genitalia

you just hate that i'm honest and you know it's true but prefer to live the lie

 

[j123]

Paging @Pugilistic because he is an expert on wimminz and relationships

 

[faustian]

maybe i misjudged mayberry
some nice info and thoughts
mixed with lots of vitriol
which always suggests butthurt
which always suggests insecurity
which is confusing



i thought emotional stability was the forte here
people unashamed to be "men"
ask a simple honest question and get called 'attention seeker'

wow - isn't that akin to 'slut shaming'
and THIS is why we can't be friends perhaps...
i never brought up gender
i'm sure my question applies to many situations

shame on the dicks
(hopefully you know who you are)
but you probably have no insight
and this might explain your real lonliness

 

[Hatredcopter]

this seems to be the best advice so far
actually fits withe the belt/ring

 

[faustian]

Joel is the GOAT

 

[hbdope]

everyones been through bad breakups
hard shoulders
and misread signals

that's why i think everyone should watch
he's just not that into you
educational AND fun
but very true
believe

i just don't want to ruin a friendship
but would pick that over more greatly hurting someone
who i unfortunately have to work with
although not 1-on-1

and i just THINK they like
friends invite friends to the beach...
don't they

Think about it you IDIOT. If your friendship is doomed after you tell him you're not interested in him 'like that'. That's a fucking terrible friendship. It actually sounds like you want him to give you emotional support without you giving him dat ass... A boyfriend who doesnt get sex. Sounds more like a parasitic bond.

 

[Robocok]

everyones been through bad breakups
hard shoulders
and misread signals

that's why i think everyone should watch
he's just not that into you
educational AND fun
but very true
believe

i just don't want to ruin a friendship
but would pick that over more greatly hurting someone
who i unfortunately have to work with
although not 1-on-1

and i just THINK they like
friends invite friends to the beach...
don't they

Justifying dishonesty...

 

[Robocok]

I don't like the name calling, but everything else is spot on.

Think about it you IDIOT. If your friendship is doomed after you tell him you're not interested in him 'like that'. That's a fucking terrible friendship. It actually sounds like you want him to give you emotional support without you giving him dat ass... A boyfriend who doesnt get sex. Sounds more like a parasitic bond.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Think about it you IDIOT. If your friendship is doomed after you tell him you're not interested in him 'like that'. That's a fucking terrible friendship. It actually sounds like you want him to give you emotional support without you giving him dat ass... A boyfriend who doesnt get sex. Sounds more like a parasitic bond.

wow you got some issues
calling people idiot on the internet
make you feel strong?

when did i mention emotional support
i never described the friendship at all
it actually sounds like you're projecting

but as with all things
and as per my belt
i won't judge you

and as per my sig
i'm here if you need to talk
as i'm sure is the rest of mayberry

• why are you angry?