relationship advice please: how to friendzone nicely?

[Fawlty]

Do it again

 

[SowingSeason]

lol when did you come back?

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

dearest mayberry,

through the years
through the tears
through the stories of ipads
i have become accustomed

this is the place where caring people reside

not in a weak way
but rather
the mayberry is filled with wise relationship gurus

ok, occasionally there's bro posting
but that's cos you're internet bros
right?

I HAVE A PROBLEM
(and i don't think it can be fixed by cowbell)



a friend who i like hanging out with
i think they 'like' me
i don't think i 'like' them back

how do i get them to JUST chill?

maybe one day, but


any thoughts?

I'm getting a gay vibe from you.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Do it again

i fell in love with louis ck

lol when did you come back?

recently
i looked for the dump
couldn't find it

I'm getting a gay vibe from you.

does that excite you?