relationship advice please: how to friendzone nicely?

[weed]

i've actually never tried acid before

(but i haven't)

tell her you're acidick.

 

[Hatredcopter]

I may accept you the day I know I can't get anyone better, .

isn't this supposed tot believable

Time to take the hint, @Tules.

destroyed

Matt Goss really has fiddled around with his mug hasn't he? Shame, imo.

they both still look great

i would gladly give you the D

once you give a present
you cant have it back

Talk about some girl or type you're after. That's not her.
She should get the hint.

hmmm...
this may cause the wrong sort of drama

 

[Thurisaz]

isn't this supposed tot believable

Isn't that the reason you don't accept him now; that you're fishing for something you deem more for you?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Nicely constructed thread.
I like the content.
Now, the best way is the most effective way, and that, my friend, is both upper and cut.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

i've actually never tried acid before

It's an hour of smiling and laughing at everything followed by eight or so of the canyons of your mind.
Which, if you like canyons, is pretty fun.
I recommend it highly.

 

[Canned Tuna]

You are a woman and your friend is a man, right?

If so,

1. set him up with a woman that you are sexually attracted to.

2. Have a threesome with them

3. Bring out all sorts of fetishes to scare him off. You can start out as tame as attempting to bind him and beat him. If he seems into that, just continue to escalate to crazier stuff all the way up to a good ol' Cleveland Steamer or mutilation if you have to.

4. Once he is convinced that you are a twisted sexual deviant, he will be ok with just being your friend. Occasionally tell him a story of a horrendous thing you did to a guy you were sleeping with to keep yourself in the friend zone.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Isn't that the reason you don't accept him now; that you're fishing for something you deem more for you?

aha

so, i've been asked to go to the beach tomorrow
is doing that sending the wrong signals?
or can it be done craftily

 

[Thurisaz]

aha

so, i've been asked to go to the beach tomorrow
is doing that sending the wrong signals?
or can it be done craftily

Men don't understand craft. You need blunt force.

 

[Phlog]

hmmm...
this may cause the wrong sort of drama

Only if it isn't true, so make it true. Adjust subtlety for recipient so she can just suspect your telling her straight.

Zero drama.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Men don't understand craft. You need blunt force.

does anyone have any examples
ways they've been friendzoned?
would be helpful
for science...

make it true
Adjust subtlety

 

[Harmonica]

does anyone have any examples
ways they've been friendzoned?]

True men don't get friendzoned. They are rejected at worst.

 

[hbdope]

I just ignore the woman until she cuts me off completely. They usually get it soon enough but I'm not trying to make them my friend either lol. Why women keep Platonic friends for their amusement is beyond me. Tbh it's some pretty fucked up shit.

 

[Alphafail]

This has happened to me a few times in the past and didn't end well at all. I'd just gradually increase the distance between us until we're no longer 'friends' at all.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

are you on acid?

@Hatredcopter is acid bro

 

[n...not crazy]

I've found that a quick BJ every month or so makes the friendzone a more manageable place to live in.

 

[Hatredcopter]

@Hatredcopter is acid bro

as in vitriol
or as in the type that transforms

I've found that a quick BJ every month or so makes the friendzone a more manageable place to live in.

that's the DANGERzone
nothing friendly about bjs

although i'm sure someone could shoop both those hands
into something friendlier

 

[trustno1]

Tell him straight away you don't like him or cut contacts with him.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Tell him straight away you don't like him or cut contacts with him.

but then friendship dies?
did someone do this to you?

 

[dc007]

but then friendship dies?
did someone do this to you?

You don't have a friend in him. You have a dick waiting in the grass for the chance to bang you. All of your male, straight, single friends are the same.

 

[xtramob]

The nicest thing you can do is if he tries to make a move on you flat out say you're not interested. Nicest way you can do it, don't add any of that "maybe one day" crap.