Reason to date a grappler

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by navita, Oct 24, 2010.

  1. navita

    navita Orange Belt

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    ok I want your top reasons to date a grappler... I have a blog that ranges from the serious articles, athlete spotlights, etc. to funny little articles. to break up the monotony. Anyway! I want your reasons to date a grappler...

    1. Their eras make great grips
    2. Great hip movement.
    3. They know how to score in many positions
    4. Guard
    5. mount
    6. back mount

    yea i know they aren't vey good yet... but someone has to have some good deas..

    Navita, la Jiujitera: Brazilian Jiu jitsu and MMA in Indiana
     
  2. MatrixMA

    MatrixMA Green Belt

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  3. navita

    navita Orange Belt

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    how about you help instead of be a troll? I was asking for people to give me reasons. shoot
     
  4. newerest

    newerest Purple Belt

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    but you have to admit that the gif was hilarious

    grapplers will work with any problem, they take what they can get
     
  5. Varth

    Varth Green Belt

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    I'm surprised there are no rear naked choke jokes yet.
     
  6. fiftysvn

    fiftysvn Purple Belt

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    "Size doesn't matter. It's all about technique."

    lol not sure if anybody would want to brag about that though.
     
  7. YeahBee

    YeahBee Samdog Original Nine

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    wrestlers know how to ride, dump, shoot oilcheck take your pick

    BJJ guys: knows how to change positions effortlessly

    Judokas: can get anybody on their back
     
  8. Freezing Winds**

    Freezing Winds** Green Belt

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    we keep our heads in a triangle until we pass out
     
  9. FXG

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    honestly grapplers are patient, have good hips, good stamina, are good in top or bottom position, are disciplined.....
     
  10. GJJNY

    GJJNY Purple Belt

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    Stupid thread is stupid.
     
  11. Varth

    Varth Green Belt

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    I know a good reason not to date a grappler. We break limbs.
     
  12. An end for

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    Good hugging; won't punch you in the face during a fight; fold as soon as they are hit; hands like a longshoreman (not very good in women, though); spend lots of time training so you can cheat on them without they noticing; obsessed with hygiene and would rather die than having to wear anything that's not straight out of the dryer; cartwheels.
     
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    They know how to choke you from almost any position. That's good if you're into that shit! :icon_twis
     
  14. Covaliu

    Covaliu White Belt

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    Reasons to date a grappler:

    too busy training to take you out

    ringworm, staph, molluscum, herpes gladiatorum,

    piles of stinking athletic clothes and gis that haven't made it to the wash yet

    shrek ears

    likely to spaz out in their sleep and start twisting some limbs

    yep, grapplers are a catch.
     
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  15. NicholasJBasile

    NicholasJBasile Nor-Cal Fighting Alliance punching bag

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    According to Joe Rogan, they get it in "DEEEEP!!!"
     
  16. jrock89

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    grapplers have big kahunas and pen 15's
     
  17. navita

    navita Orange Belt

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    wow some of you guys are so nice.... btw, female grappler here, thanks for the insults.
     
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    Now that's a reason not to date a grappler!
     
  19. navita

    navita Orange Belt

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    lol you havent seen a picture of me huh

    you wouldnt date kyra gracie?
     
  20. espionage3

    espionage3 Blue Belt

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    Back in high school we used to wear shirts

    front said:
    3 reasons to date a wrestler

    back said:
    1. stamina!
    2. stamina!
    3. stamina!

    They have some long and drawn out 10 reasons to date a wrestler shirt now. Not as quick and witty as the ones we wore back in the day.
     

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