Reason to date a grappler

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ok I want your top reasons to date a grappler... I have a blog that ranges from the serious articles, athlete spotlights, etc. to funny little articles. to break up the monotony. Anyway! I want your reasons to date a grappler...

1. Their eras make great grips
2. Great hip movement.
3. They know how to score in many positions
4. Guard
5. mount
6. back mount

yea i know they aren't vey good yet... but someone has to have some good deas..

Navita, la Jiujitera: Brazilian Jiu jitsu and MMA in Indiana
 
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navita said:
how about you help instead of be a troll? I was asking for people to give me reasons. shoot
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but you have to admit that the gif was hilarious

grapplers will work with any problem, they take what they can get
 
I'm surprised there are no rear naked choke jokes yet.
 
"Size doesn't matter. It's all about technique."

lol not sure if anybody would want to brag about that though.
 
wrestlers know how to ride, dump, shoot oilcheck take your pick

BJJ guys: knows how to change positions effortlessly

Judokas: can get anybody on their back
 
honestly grapplers are patient, have good hips, good stamina, are good in top or bottom position, are disciplined.....
 
I know a good reason not to date a grappler. We break limbs.
 
Good hugging; won't punch you in the face during a fight; fold as soon as they are hit; hands like a longshoreman (not very good in women, though); spend lots of time training so you can cheat on them without they noticing; obsessed with hygiene and would rather die than having to wear anything that's not straight out of the dryer; cartwheels.
 
They know how to choke you from almost any position. That's good if you're into that shit! :icon_twis
 
Reasons to date a grappler:

too busy training to take you out

ringworm, staph, molluscum, herpes gladiatorum,

piles of stinking athletic clothes and gis that haven't made it to the wash yet

shrek ears

likely to spaz out in their sleep and start twisting some limbs

yep, grapplers are a catch.
 
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According to Joe Rogan, they get it in "DEEEEP!!!"
 
wow some of you guys are so nice.... btw, female grappler here, thanks for the insults.
 
Back in high school we used to wear shirts

front said:
3 reasons to date a wrestler

back said:
1. stamina!
2. stamina!
3. stamina!

They have some long and drawn out 10 reasons to date a wrestler shirt now. Not as quick and witty as the ones we wore back in the day.
 
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