Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[Vil7]

THIS MAN IS GOING TO RUN A RESTAURANT???

He's going to work there 7 hours a day, 24 days per week.

 

[don't ask]

He's going to work there 7 hours a day, 24 days per week.

That should work out fine. I had great results in the gym switching from 3x10 to 10x3.

 

[SenorKnowsAlot]

Saw a random headline, TIto's dad passes. A photo of Tito and, I guess it's his dad. And Tito said he died at 48? and made a great man, in me? LOOOL. Dude's father passed at 48? I think Tito is close to 48. And didn't even give his dad props, said God made a great man, in Tito. Dafunk?! Tito must have been that Lebron James' school's first 'customer', ahem, student. TItoBless

 

[MMAcolyte]

Lmfao, Tito Ortiz is 48 years old. Him and his bilogical father must have been birth twins as well.

 

[muhammadgoatli]

Jacob Christopher "Tito" Ortiz (/ˈtiːtoʊ ɔːrˈtiːz/; born January 23, 1975) is a retired American mixed martial artist and a former politician... (age 48)

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Damn Tito’s Dad couldn’t outlive his children.

 

[Supasalta3000]

Another classic so his dad was the same age as Tito. Mind blown

 

[Corrado Soprano]

I pray his Dad did not die of a cracked skull. RIP Tito’s Dad

 

[svmr_db]

Lmfao, Tito Ortiz is 48 years old. Him and his bilogical father must have been birth twins as well.

Tito's dad breaking the space time continuum so he could be his son's brother.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Damn. Must have bled out cutting onions.

rest in peace one of the best fathers of the night

 

[Corrado Soprano]

This truly is some bad news… of the night.

 

[MMAcolyte]

This is a real doozy even for Tito. Might take the cake.

 

[MMAcolyte]

Tito's dad breaking the space time continuum so he could be his son's brother.

 

[rac2]

A couple of questions from a non-native speaker:
- "Hopefully God accepts him, and I think He will cos he made a great man... amen" or "Hopefully God accepts him, and I think He will cos he made a great man... in me"?
- TIto's dad died, right? But Tito is 48. How old was the person who died? Is he really Tito's biological father or just a father figure?
- What the hell?
what a clusterfuck

 

[SenorKnowsAlot]

This truly is some bad news… of the night.

I imagined your avatar saying that, it was hilarious.

 

[Jawth]

I am usually all for making fun of Tito but fuck off, his dad died. Of course he isnt going to be coherent right now.

 

[Corrado Soprano]

I am usually all for making fun of Tito but fuck off, his dad died. Of course he isnt going to be coherent right now.

I agree. Only Tito can tell us how we’re feeling right now.

 

[Johnnny]

According to this article, Samuel Ortiz was 79 years old in 2018. That means he was 84 this year.

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/gol...ather-i-was-waiting-a-long-time-for-this-day/

Rest In Peace

 

[MCarpo]

According to this article, Samuel Ortiz was 79 years old in 2018. That means he was 84 this year.

And Tito said 48…so maybe he got the numbers transposed? Either way, as someone who has lost both of his parents, I’m not going to give him grief over mixing up the numbers.

However, he doesn’t get a pass for using his father‘s passing as an opportunity to remind us that he is a great man.

 

[jeff7b9]

I wonder if Tito might have aspergers?

As I recall one of the main symptoms or behavioral patterns is the absence of a "filter" that most people have to know when certain things just shouldn't be said.

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Exhibits A & B :
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"Of course, of course I want to outlive my children."
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"He is up in heaven... I hope.

Hopefully God accepts him,
because he made a great man, in me."
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A normal person first off wouldn't say that, but furthermore wouldn't publicly send that shit out to the world.
Only someone who can't "read the room" or doesn't grasp basic social cues.

Spoiler

Hopefully the invisible man in the sky lets my dad into his everything is really awesome forever party.

He should get in, all he's gotta do is drop my name at the door... cause I am famous.