Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[Buff]

Feels ripe with potential.

Only thing I got atm is Steaks with Johnny Hendricks.

Ahhh man, I can't believe I forgot Big Rigg's Steakhouse, fuck... Excellent suggestion.

Your boy is slipping though, shit, that one was nailed on.

I found a very slightly better picture for posterity... It wasn't a one-off, that place was an abomination, no ways about it.

For real though, was he cooking himself back there or what? What happened to that poor potato?

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Best idea ever... Lets work on it.



I have another idea meanwhile - online MMA cooking classes:



Lesson 1: Food prep by Tito Ortiz

Lesson 2: BBQ By Anderson and Chael

Lesson 3: Ice Cream Sundaes with Carla Esparza

Lesson 4: Advanced Ice Cream Eating with Fedor Emilienko

Lesson 5: Sald (Vegan) Broccoli eateng class with Lyoto Machida

Lesson 6: Hydration, also with Lyoto Machida

Lesson 7: Tiramisu with Khabib Nurmagomedov



I figure we do online seminars and charge $200 per person, split 50% with the fighter, 20% with the platform, then that leaves 30%, which leaves 15% each for us so I figure we need about 30x participants to make it worthwhile for everyone involved.



Let's do this.





I was just thinking about ways to implement the hotdog brander.

 

[Buff]

I was just thinking about ways to implement the hotdog brander.

Fuck sake man, I'm haemorrhaging ideas like WMMA just took a body shot from El Guapo.

Excellent suggestion again though... Maybe we could incorporate it as part of the BBQ class with Andy and Chael..?

 

[SuperNerd]

Fuck sake man, I'm haemorrhaging ideas like WMMA just took a body shot from El Guapo.

Excellent suggestion again though... Maybe we could incorporate it as part of the BBQ class with Andy and Chael..?

Fried chicken tasting by DC...?
Cooking with Stevia by Dan Quinn and Diego Sanchez...?

I feel like there is a good one just outside by grip and it's bugging me..!

 

[TCE]

It's crazy to think that under that giant head of his, it's just hollow.

 

[Staph infection]

I feel like we need to ban Tito from cutting onions for the sake of his fingers.

This is in my area, I am going to go heckle him.

 

[nhbfan8080]

He will definitely outlive his fingers chopping like that though.

Maybe he should get his children to cut onions using his way since he wants to outlive them.

 

[Buff]

Maybe he should get his children to cut onions using his way since he wants to outlive them.

Amazing.

This thread has been spectacular.

10/10 @Hellowhosthat

 

[Andy Capp]

Yeah, when I started watching that I was like ”no way he doesn’t cut himself doing it like that and with a knife like that”

Spoiler

he cuts his finger

Is that cantina thing real? Is he going to open a restaurant?

From anyone else this would be satire, but Tito? That's totally plausible lmao

 

[HHJ]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.

If he really is serious about outliving his children,this is not the way

 

[Ares Black]

I feel like we need to ban Tito from cutting onions for the sake of his fingers.

Lol you weren't lying. That was a stressful watch.

 

[HHJ]

Lol you weren't lying. That was a stressful watch.

but also:

but mostly:

 

[Killhippies]

Tito needs to be studied for the amount of CTE and Dunning-Krueger, he absolutely goes full retard headfirst into areas he has no business going into with such confidence.

You can easily up your onion cutting technique from Michelin star chefs on youtube without much time investment, yet this is a step too far for Tito and he just showcases his idiocy full force.

 

[Andy Capp]

The video would have been better if he cut one of his fingers off.

Everything about Tito would be better if he cut his fingers off.

 

[HHJ]

Tito needs to be studied for the amount of CTE and Dunning-Krueger, he absolutely goes full retard headfirst into areas he has no business going into with such confidence.

Man

Tito aint got no CTE. That Cranium cannot be penetrated by the most powerful drills known to man.

It's just there was never much in there to protect anyway.

 

[CanMMAfan]

Tito needs to be studied for the amount of CTE and Dunning-Krueger, he absolutely goes full retard headfirst into areas he has no business going into with such confidence.



You can easily up your onion cutting technique from Michelin star chefs on youtube without much time investment, yet this is a step too far for Tito and he just showcases his idiocy full force.

Tito has the complete lack of common sense and critical thinking skills that would lead one to believe Qanon conspiracy theories.

 

[ThePatriot]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.

yeah, you dont even need to get nerdy about it or anything, just cut it in half so it doesnt roll everywhere and even go slow if you want

 

[Mangar]

Legit lol'd

 

[HHJ]

If this was a good photoshop it wouldnt be as funny

 

[TCE]

How in the fuck did this guy become the mayor of Huntington Beach?