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[Pechan]

That was disappointing...

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I'd go there if Tito was the waiter

Let me tell you how much to tip tonight!

 

[surgeyou1]

Jesus Christ. That's literally the most redacted way I've seen anyone cut vegetables. This is a grown ass man almost 50.

 

[BarbellzNbacon]

Everything Tito does makes me laugh. I AM A FAN lol

 

[Poirierfan]

I feel like we need to ban Tito from cutting onions for the sake of his fingers.

Amazing technique, brilliant. Never cut himself in years? I believe him.

 

[Poirierfan]

I would judge, but when I was 20 I sliced my finger trying to cut a butternut squash with a machete.

You were 20 though.

 

[Poirierfan]

Honestly I'd drink blister juice all day over a sip of blood.

Blisters are basically healing chambers, and the liquid inside is basically saline.

Blood will give you the herp.

I'll take neither, thank you.

 

[HNIC215]

Everyone knows Tito is retarded... that's not a revelation at this point.

 

[Buff]

I just watched it again and he starts with a cut, and then cuts himself again at around 42 seconds when he's cutting towards the meat of his fingers from above with a kebab knife.

Terrifying.

 

[93confirmed]

CTE confirmed.

This is how you chop onions!

 

[Elvis.]

It’s amazing he’s lived as long as he has

 

[mahavishnunj]

I just watched it again and he starts with a cut, and then cuts himself again at around 42 seconds when he's cutting towards the meat of his fingers from above with a kebab knife.

Terrifying.

I noticed that too. But I'm as dumb as Tito. I never thought to leave one end on there to keep it together until you showed it.

 

[Jose Beehive]

<Lmaoo>
Strictly red onions

 

[ermac88]

I feel like we need to ban Tito from cutting onions for the sake of his fingers.

I think Tito cutting an onion is a direct indication of how he lives his life and general mind set.

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Sherdog is now a chef posting thread

Not only are we all jacked and slim, but we’re also professional chefs

 

[Kryptt]

So Ketchup and Onions?

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I feel like we need to ban Tito from cutting onions for the sake of his fingers.

LMAO, tito is one gifted individual

 

[BEATDOWNS]

It’s amazing he’s lived as long as he has

he hopes his kids don't have the same luck..

 

[philweed]

If Tito didn’t exist we wouldn’t have anything to laugh at. He’s our favorite potato.

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.