Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[Yep]

He cut himself

 

[MigitAs]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.

Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now

 

[Yep]

The worst part is, most normal people doing this, you can be confident the video's gonna be fine and nothing terrible is gonna happen, cuz why would they post it? But with Tito, he could legitimately have severed a finger and still upload it, so this was nerve-wracking.

Honestly, I'd rather watch him attempt to box again over more of this.

He would’ve beat Dana

 

[Shilajit]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.

 

[315MMAFighter]

WTH is he doing!?!?!??? Why the F is he cutting a onion like that LMFAOO?? Tito is SHOT

 

[caketime21]

@Buff This is how you cut an onion:

 

[Deleted member 585708]

I feel like we need to ban Tito from cutting onions for the sake of his fingers.

Some say it's a good thing that Tito has the right to bear arms....

 

[SakurabasEar]

It’s amazing he’s lived as long as he has

 

[Espresso]

This shit is so traumatic for me that I had to chop something for my Sherbros.

I chopped these a while ago, but still...

I spent my entire life wishing for a solid cutting board and knife.

Recently bought a Hasegawa all-purpose board with the stands. Along with a Shibazi cleaver

 

[WildShrimper]

This shit is so traumatic for me that I had to chop something for my Sherbros.

I chopped these a while ago, but still...

Disappointed, was hoping to see more feet. 0/10 would not smesh

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

That knife is like Tito, big and dull.

 

[Trainspotter]

So his fingers act like a depth gauge. What a stupid bastard.

 

[Xanzito]

Didn't think i would say this, but he was safer getting punched in the face for a living.

 

[El Fernas]

Holy shit, that was scary.

I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.

Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.

Looks like a small cut already there.

 

[Buff]

Looks like a small cut already there.

Starts with one cut and then cuts himself again at 41 seconds in.

The man is a menace.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Holy shit, that was scary.



I've been a chef for nearly 25 years, and this is absolutely how you cut your fingers off.



Literally everything is wrong from the knife he chose to use, to his free hand positioning, and technique... He didnt even peel them.





Bro. Let's make. Sherdog cookbook.

 

[italiamusica]

Lol at Tito using a meat cutting knife to cut onions, and holding the onion up like that. Clearly he doesn't want fingers anymore.

 

[SuperNerd]

More tense than a lot of pro fights.

 

[Buff]

Bro. Let's make. Sherdog cookbook.

Best idea ever... Lets work on it.

I have another idea meanwhile - online MMA cooking classes:

Lesson 1: Food prep by Tito Ortiz
Lesson 2: BBQ By Anderson and Chael
Lesson 3: Ice Cream Sundaes with Carla Esparza
Lesson 4: Advanced Ice Cream Eating with Fedor Emilienko
Lesson 5: Sald (Vegan) Broccoli eateng class with Lyoto Machida
Lesson 6: Hydration, also with Lyoto Machida
Lesson 7: Tiramisu with Khabib Nurmagomedov

I figure we do online seminars and charge $200 per person, split 50% with the fighter, 20% with the platform, then that leaves 30%, which leaves 15% each for us so I figure we need about 30x participants to make it worthwhile for everyone involved.

Let's do this.

<mma2>

 

[SuperNerd]

Best idea ever... Lets work on it.

I have another idea meanwhile - online MMA cooking classes:

Lesson 1: Food prep by Tito Ortiz
Lesson 2: BBQ By Anderson and Chael
Lesson 3: Ice Cream Sundaes with Carla Esparza
Lesson 4: Advanced Ice Cream Eating with Fedor Emilienko
Lesson 5: Sald (Vegan) Broccoli eateng class with Lyoto Machida
Lesson 6: Hydration, also with Lyoto Machida
Lesson 7: Tiramisu with Khabib Nurmagomedov

I figure we do online seminars and charge $200 per person, split 50% with the fighter, 20% with the platform, then that leaves 30%, which leaves 15% each for us so I figure we need about 30x participants to make it worthwhile for everyone involved.

Let's do this.

<mma2>

Feels ripe with potential.

Only thing I got atm is Steaks with Johnny Hendricks.