PWD 327: It's Official! Smarkslam in Hipsterland

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Kelly Kapowski was the first white chick I wanted to make pregnant
I always knew behind her environmentalist, feminism spouting mouth that Jessie Spano was a freak who just wanted a good plowing
 
I really hope Nash comes back as Dolph's bodyguard.
 
I always knew behind her environmentalist, feminism spouting mouth that Jessie Spano was a freak who just wanted a good plowing


The girl who was in Good Morning Miss Bliss was pretty cute, then I found out that she had a breakdown when she lost her TV role to Tiffani Thiessen when Saved by the Bell got picked up and she spent most of her life in a psych ward. Good luck watching that show now.
 
I wasn't impressed at all by Braun Strowman on Monday. Did he pick out that hairstyle himself?

 
The girl who was in Good Morning Miss Bliss was pretty cute, then I found out that she had a breakdown when she lost her TV role to Tiffani Thiessen when Saved by the Bell got picked up and she spent most of her life in a psych ward. Good luck watching that show now.
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The girl who was in Good Morning Miss Bliss was pretty cute, then I found out that she had a breakdown when she lost her TV role to Tiffani Thiessen when Saved by the Bell got picked up and she spent most of her life in a psych ward. Good luck watching that show now.

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I read a review of WM18 where some motherfucker said Hogan and Rock should be watched with crowd switched off. Then you can appreciate how mediocre it is.

Also maybe fucking Nakamura should run in in a jock strap and a shaved head with no entrymusic and go straight to rassling Finn Balor on a white apron with one hard cam.

That fucking review was everything that is bad about some fucking smarks. This is fucking wrestling not power lifting. Context, history, story and nostalgia. These fuckers were playing off the crowd and each other. They put on an awesome match while working with the crowd.

Do some of these motherfucker smarks go to a fucking strip club and expect the girls to be in padded white suits to equal them out in a well lit room with no alcohol . Maybe they watch porn with their dicks in their pants? Or maybe watch Star Wars and complain that the Death Star is totally unrealistic and would require at least 1523 years to build even if it's own gravity would pull it apart? I bet they fucking do, those fucking dweebs.

There are plenty of shitty move in that match but they work in the context of that match in the same way that a real life Neo could not dodge bullets in real life but in the Wrestling Matrix they work.
 
I read a review of WM18 where some motherfucker said Hogan and Rock should be watched with crowd switched off. Then you can appreciate how mediocre it is.

Also maybe fucking Nakamura should run in in a jock strap and a shaved head with no entrymusic and go straight to rassling Finn Balor on a white apron with one hard cam.

That fucking review was everything that is bad about some fucking smarks. This is fucking wrestling not power lifting. Context, history, story and nostalgia. These fuckers were playing off the crowd and each other. They put on an awesome match while working with the crowd.

Do some of these motherfucker smarks go to a fucking strip club and expect the girls to be in padded white suits to equal them out in a well lit room with no alcohol . Maybe they watch porn with their dicks in their pants? Or maybe watch Star Wars and complain that the Death Star is totally unrealistic and would require at least 1523 years to build even if it's own gravity would pull it apart? I bet they fucking do, those fucking dweebs.

There are plenty of shitty move in that match but they work in the context of that match in the same way that a real life Neo could not dodge bullets in real life but in the Wrestling Matrix they work.
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wrestling reviews just enjoy it u know
 
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