PWD 327: It's Official! Smarkslam in Hipsterland

[lakersfan45]

neckbears its like just chill u know and enjoy

 

[deezy]

No wonder she went crazy, went this bitch stole her job

Why does her head look like bad Photoshop?

 

[Count Zero]

I read a review of WM18 where some motherfucker said Hogan and Rock should be watched with crowd switched off. Then you can appreciate how mediocre it is.

Also maybe fucking Nakamura should run in in a jock strap and a shaved head with no entrymusic and go straight to rassling Finn Balor on a white apron with one hard cam.

That fucking review was everything that is bad about some fucking smarks. This is fucking wrestling not power lifting. Context, history, story and nostalgia. These fuckers were playing off the crowd and each other. They put on an awesome match while working with the crowd.

Do some of these motherfucker smarks go to a fucking strip club and expect the girls to be in padded white suits to equal them out in a well lit room with no alcohol . Maybe they watch porn with their dicks in their pants? Or maybe watch Star Wars and complain that the Death Star is totally unrealistic and would require at least 1523 years to build even if it's own gravity would pull it apart? I bet they fucking do, those fucking dweebs.

There are plenty of shitty move in that match but they work in the context of that match in the same way that a real life Neo could not dodge bullets in real life but in the Wrestling Matrix they work.

Yep. I'm an admitted worshipper of neckbeard gods, but that is just objectively one of the best matches in pro wrestling history.

 

[TheStruggle]

Why does her head look like bad Photoshop?

Because it's photoshopped...


Fucking moron

 

[Stargazer Rex]

neckbears its like just chill u know and enjoy

Neckbears!

 

[deezy]

Because it's photoshopped...


Fucking moron

So what point were you trying to make then?

Just posting shit because you add nothing.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[TheStruggle]

So what point were you trying to make then?

Just posting shit because you add nothing.

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[lakersfan45]

how does rusev have the time to do all these things.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

how does rusev have the time to do all these things.

Because he's a winner

 

[SocraticMethod]

Rusev is out crushing life.

 

[lakersfan45]

Rusev is out crushing life.

i'd be more concerned with crushing lana
amiriteorwhatguys?

 

[lakersfan45]

sorry i didnt get much sleep last night

 

[Prime Shane Douglas]

Best part of SD was the Heath Slater promo...until the Gore.

 

[SoCalprodigy09]

Fin Balor and #lolziggler could both potentially be champs after SS. What a time to be a wrestling fan

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Discount Saved By the Bell but I totally remember the episode where the black dude was dating a white girl and her dad offered to bride him with all new music equipment if he'd stop dating her all just because.....HE WAS BLACK!

Oh so that's how you keep them away...

 

[deezy]

What the actual fuck are you talking about?

Thought you were leaving.

 

[Ozymandias]

I wasn't impressed at all by Braun Strowman on Monday. Did he pick out that hairstyle himself?

Maybe Kurt Angle popped him with a tranquilizer and cut it all off.

 

[Ozymandias]

Here comes Big Nak!

 

[deezy]

Maybe Kurt Angle popped him with a tranquilizer and cut it all off.