PWD PWD 1194: Christmas in a Neck Brace

[Stargazer Rex]

@Stargazer Rex But are they Hatorri Hanzo swords?!

I say, yes. And if on their journey they encounter God, God shall be cut.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Eating tamales at 130 am. @moonwolf would have appreciated this.

 

[Blunderbuss]

Eating tamales at 130 am. @moonwolf would have appreciated this.

Where is he? :/

 

[Frank23]

 

[My Spot]

@Pliny Pete Have you ever seen this?

 

[ShadowRun]

 

[Pliny Pete]

@Pliny Pete

I look forward to that one, I used to follow Deep South through PWTW every week

 

[Pliny Pete]

Yuuup and when they couldn’t get away with bikini model commercials anymore to sell to masculinty then what did they do? IPAs! Look at all these different flavors that you need to try now!

I gotta lotta heat with IPA's, Roll, I got into craft beer through IPA's just like everyone else but I hate how it's completely taken over and buried stouts and porters!
Used to be able to find a good selection of different tasty styles at bars and restaurants 12 and 15 years ago but now it's nothing but lagers and IPA's as far as the eye can see!
Irritating!

 

[Pliny Pete]

@Pliny Pete Have you ever seen this?

Yea, I seen it a long time ago, it's a great look at small time indy rasslin that I love so much

There's a promoter in there that reminds me of Tim Richmond, I dig that

 

[Pliny Pete]

Hey, guys. Real talk here. I live in New Jersey and I'm scared shitless about this whole drone thing and the overall situation that it could potentially be leading up to. I'm hoping for a resolution that leaves everyone healthy and well, but I've got an uncharacteristically bad feeling.

Please quote this in a couple of weeks and call me a pussy for worrying.

I wouldn't worry about it too much, E, the real UAP drones that first started this were US military contractors testing new weapons under real world live fire circumstances but at this point it's a mass hysteria event, every single drone anyone sees anywhere is now AUENS!!
It's much ado about nothing

 

[Pliny Pete]

I did appreciate how the government put a warning to stop shooting at the drones, that was a nice throwback to Independence Day when they told the Los Angelinos not to shoot at the alien spaceships
That inside reference popped me good, thanks New Jersey government

 

[Pliny Pete]

Three days ago on our walk, me and Roxie saw a guy I used to be friends with over 30 years ago during the best Summer of my life(1991)

He was telling me how pretty Roxie was, I don't know if he remembered me or not and I just thanked him and kept walking

Woke up to a text from Junior's dad telling me that same guy had died in his sleep two nights ago which means I saw him, for the first time in decades, on the day he died

Don't really have a point here, just weird how life twists and turns sometimes

 

[Pliny Pete]

@RollSonnenRoll I got heat with your whole dang fan base right now too!

Last night I went to the Walmart after my eye doctor appointment to get me a new PC keyboard and when I was in line some smoking hot big booty milf got in line behind me with her 3 or 4 kids, she was a dark complected white chick, probably Italian or you know who and she was frickin banging in her Levis, baseball cap and Alabama football t shirt!

Lines were long as fuck and I heard the milf talking to some old lady behind her who only had one thing to buy, she told the old lady it's too bad she can't just go to the front with her one item

I turned around and saw the old lady carrying a big ass air fryer so I told the old lady to go ahead of me, it was the right thing to do plus it might get me brownie points with the big booty milf, win win

Next thing I know, the milf starts complaining to her kids that she was first and the old lady shouldn't be allowed to go in front of her

What the fuck, my plans of impressing her with my gentlemanness were ruined!!

Bonus, the old lady had a husband and kids that had more items and then walked up and met her in line so they all went in front of me!!

That fucking Alabama bitch!!

I shoulda turned around and started talking shit to her about the Rose Bowl

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Where is he? :/

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

@RollSonnenRoll I got heat with your whole dang fan base right now too!

Last night I went to the Walmart after my eye doctor appointment to get me a new PC keyboard and when I was in line some smoking hot big booty milf got in line behind me with her 3 or 4 kids, she was a dark complected white chick, probably Italian or you know who and she was frickin banging in her Levis, baseball cap and Alabama football t shirt!

Lines were long as fuck and I heard the milf talking to some old lady behind her who only had one thing to buy, she told the old lady it's too bad she can't just go to the front with her one item

I turned around and saw the old lady carrying a big ass air fryer so I told the old lady to go ahead of me, it was the right thing to do plus it might get me brownie points with the big booty milf, win win

Next thing I know, the milf starts complaining to her kids that she was first and the old lady shouldn't be allowed to go in front of her

What the fuck, my plans of impressing her with my gentlemanness were ruined!!

Bonus, the old lady had a husband and kids that had more items and then walked up and met her in line so they all went in front of me!!

That fucking Alabama bitch!!

I shoulda turned around and started talking shit to her about the Rose Bowl

Literally a Wal-mart fan.

 

[Pliny Pete]

@My Spot are you gonna watch your Sasparilla Bowl today?

 

[Pliny Pete]

Feels weird that major CFB games are already here this weekend instead of New Year's Day

 

[Pliny Pete]

And no I'm not calling the Sasparilla Bowl a major game, only the playoffs

The Business has literally changed forever

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]