Premier League Thread 2017/18 v24: Kick It Out Edition

Is it wrong to chant about Lukaku's manhood?

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ISIS in blackface said:
Do not doubt at all they got their gf's stolen, my buddy from Wales was a pretty ugly dude but he was fit and got girls here just off of his accent alone lmao


I'm only 26, so I guess I don't really know what it was like 25 years ago lol If I don't know much about the sport, so if I'm around people that know what they're talking about I usually just shut my mouth.

But I just started paying attention about a year and a half ago, because of this thread, and I already know more than all of my friends lol their knowledge is all from FIFA.
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This is gonna sound really conceited but its just my honest take. I've had Americans, Mexicans, Europeans & even a Ukrainian bloke try to befriend me & become their footie bezzie. Their banter's shit though, none of them have a clue who i really am, where i'm from & what i'm about. I've not much interest in their background neither, tbh, cuz i've already heard the immigrant background story to fn death. Had 25 yrs of it. So i keep them at arms length. Ukranian bloke is a super nice fella who is doing really well in life but he's constantly after me hanging out at his place to watch footie or UFC. 5 hrs is a long time to hang out with a guy who aint really that funny or interesting though. Why i only golf 2 or 3 times a year. I'm too picky who i want to play with lol

So I'd rather stay at home & fuck about ITT
 
blokeybloke said:
This is gonna sound really conceited but its just my honest take. I've had Americans, Mexicans, Europeans & even a Ukrainian bloke try to befriend me & become their footie bezzie. Their banter's shit though, none of them have a clue who i really am, where i'm from & what i'm about. I've not much interest in their background neither, tbh, cuz i've heard the immigrant background story to fn death. So i keep them at arms length. Ukranian bloke is a super nice fella who is doing really well in life but he's constantly after me hanging out at his place to watch fooie or UFC. 5 hrs is a long time to hang out with a guy who aint really that funny. Why i only golf 2 or 3 times a year. I'm too picky who i want to play with lol

So I'd rather stay at home & fuck about ITT
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I don't think you sound conceited, it makes a ton of sense. I worked with a guy from Norway and we literally had nothing in common, but he had no friends here in the states and he invited me over to shoot pool. Basically we figured out that what we have in common is to drink, and play pool. So we did that and just made fun of the assholes we work with, I was good friends with him for 2-3 years and I don't even remember anything about his personal life because we never talked about it.
 
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Rawex said:
New diet for you, moonshine and coffee.
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Hard to find moonshine around here, unless it's the shitty stuff that's only like 30% alc that you buy at the grocery store, and I do drink coffee.
 
ISIS in blackface said:
Hard to find moonshine around here, unless it's the shitty stuff that's only like 30% alc that you buy at the grocery store, and I do drink coffee.
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That shine is fraudulent.

Has like the berries and what not in it? Easy to sip tho tbf. They have a 100 proof version here, it just tastes like cheap vodka tho
 
ISIS in blackface said:
Hard to find moonshine around here, unless it's the shitty stuff that's only like 30% alc that you buy at the grocery store, and I do drink coffee.
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One positive thing about living next to Russia, easy to get booze by the truckload.
 
xtramob said:
That shine is fraudulent.

Has like the berries and what not in it? Easy to sip tho tbf. They have a 100 proof version here, it just tastes like cheap vodka tho
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Yea, the apple pie one is really good, but like you said it's fraudulent, no clue how they can even label that as moonshine.
 
@Rawex This guy has a funny story about Russia.

He went to FSU near where I live, and was named the top partier in the US, the movie Van Wilder was based off of him.

 
blokeybloke said:
Marcelo out with a muscle tear.

Who is his back up, is it Theo?
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Yeah its Theo.
Marcelo played as a left winger against Levante 3 weeks ago. Not a fan of that, he didnt do so well.
Nacho and Carvajal can fill in for Marcelo too. Just checked Theo has a shoulder injury, maybe Carvajal as lb and Vallejo as rb. Probably gets away with it against Alaves but Dortmund will score against Real if that is the case @Deffid
 
frenzy said:
tree fiddy
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lol
I have one with "Broncos" on top that i got back home in Denver at a local shop. I asked the girl that ran it what the two had to do with each other and she was just like "Idk I love the broncos and joy divisions my favorite band so i made the shirt and it sells pretty well"

Almost proposed but my gf was with me.
 
Da Speeit said:
lol
I have one with "Broncos" on top that i got back home in Denver at a local shop. I asked the girl that ran it what the two had to do with each other and she was just like "Idk I love the broncos and joy divisions my favorite band so i made the shirt and it sells pretty well"

Almost proposed but my gf was with me.
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I'm literally reading this as my friends in the toilet and "love will tear us apart" has just come on. Fucking. Freaky.
 
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