Possible Sasquatch encounter happened last night.

[GordoBarraBJJ]

this story reminds me of

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Its very interesting to me. Lets assume there is no bigfoot at all. The strange things that happen in the woods are still very interesting to me.

Oh, the initial post is of no consequence but the bickering that developed was the drizzling shits.

 

[DoomPatrol]

You seem upset that cops and civilians can shoot at threats quicker than the military can. You know why I don't care about this anecdotal story? You were never by yourself in Iraq. Cops don't have to meet the same standard for lethal force as soldiers, because soldiers don't pull over a car by themselves in the middle of the night. You're being a real buzzkill. We understand how badass and level headed you are. You go away now.

Yeah cops don't have to meet the same standards as military because they are COPS and they aren't in a fucking war zone. You know why I don't care if cops face a little extra danger to be held to higher standards for use of lethal force? Because they volunteer to do the job. Just like when I volunteered for the military I didn't complain about being ambushed with rockets, grenades and an enemy team. I lost more buddies to enemy fighting in half a year compared to the entire police force does in a year. I'm sorry being level headed and rational is such a buzzkill to you hysterical pussies.

Just curious by the way. How do you know a bipedal creature was running through the woods opposed to one that's on four legs? Do you have a magical ability to discern which leg is impacting the ground or something that the rest of us don't? I get why you're so mad though. You're another lunatic who I've been insulting because you think you were attacked by a big foot twice. It's odd how often you guys on this board alone are running into these massive deer killing boulder throwing apes yet we can't get a single piece of physical evidence after centuries of living in such close proximity. It's also odd how we haven't discovered a single new species of such magnitude on our continent for an extremely long time. Why don't you remind me the last time we discovered a completely new 200+lb species in North America that spans across the entire continent like big foot claims to be because if you're having them in West coast and East coast and they are so fucking aggressive and close proximity to humans, then how have they remained so elusive?

 

[Scrody]

Yeah cops don't have to meet the same standards as military because they are COPS and they aren't in a fucking war zone. You know why I don't care if cops face a little extra danger to be held to higher standards for use of lethal force? Because they volunteer to do the job. Just like when I volunteered for the military I didn't complain about being ambushed with rockets, grenades and an enemy team. I lost more buddies to enemy fighting in half a year compared to the entire police force does in a year. I'm sorry being level headed and rational is such a buzzkill to you hysterical pussies.

I'm not a hysterical pussy either, I don't even feel the need to brag online about my dead friends.

Just curious by the way. How do you know a bipedal creature was running through the woods opposed to one that's on four legs? Do you have a magical ability to discern which leg is impacting the ground or something that the rest of us don't?

Does an elk running through the woods sound like a person, is that what you're asking? You are stupid, but surely you can understand how that comparison can be a big difference in sound right?

Maybe you're not this uber bad ass I thought you were.

I get why you're so mad though. You're another lunatic who I've been insulting because you think you were attacked by a big foot twice. It's odd how often you guys on this board alone are running into these massive deer killing boulder throwing apes yet we can't get a single piece of physical evidence after centuries of living in such close proximity. It's also odd how we haven't discovered a single new species of such magnitude on our continent for an extremely long time. Why don't you remind me the last time we discovered a completely new 200+lb species in North America that spans across the entire continent like big foot claims to be because if you're having them in West coast and East coast and they are so fucking aggressive and close proximity to humans, then how have they remained so elusive?

I never claimed to be attacked. I was more puzzled by the whole event because it was just one rock. Now please:

Spoiler

 

[TheNinja]

Its very interesting to me. Lets assume there is no bigfoot at all. The strange things that happen in the woods are still very interesting to me.

Now this I totally agree with. I don't know if there is bigfoot or not. But I do know I've heard many stories from many sources about strange things in the woods/forest/swamp/etc.

These may just be normal creatures doing normal creature stuff and maybe our minds are just playing tricks on us. But I am always interested in these stories of things that go bump in the night and paranormal things.

 

[DoomPatrol]

I'm not a hysterical pussy either, I don't even feel the need to brag online about my dead friends.

I'm pointing out the absurdity of the claim that police need looser restrictions on lethal force than someone in a literal war zone.

Does an elk running through the woods sound like a person, is that what you're asking? You are stupid, but surely you can understand how that comparison can be a big difference in sound right?

Maybe you're not this uber bad ass I thought you were.

It's incredibly difficult to discern the difference in what's running through the woods when all you hear is it running. There are countless quadrupedal animals, all with different gaits and running patterns that use two legs at a time so it would be nearly impossible to tell the difference if you just heard it echoing through the woods.

I never claimed to be attacked. I was more puzzled by the whole event because it was just one rock. Now please:

Spoiler

I love how you dutifully ignore the last part of my post about how absurd it is for something that large to exist in such close proximity to humans and to show such aggressive behavior yet not be proven to exist for centuries of humans living here. I also love how you dutifully ignore the painfully obvious fact that you can't point to another example of a large creature being discovered living in the United States spoken of only in lore until today due to a lack of physical evidence.

So which one of those two ridiculous stories are you absolutely positive about it being big foot again? The time you heard something you couldn't identify or the time you heard a splash in the water that you couldn't identify?

I get why you want me to piss off though. I'm not a willing echo chamber for your bullshit retard stories.

 

[TheNinja]

 

[evergreenrider]

No bullshit, I was out in some desolate wilderness up here in the PNW a few years back. A rock about 10 pounds flew through the air from above my position and hit me square on the collarbone. Thing is, just seconds before I took a step to my left. Without that step, it would have smashed my head. I didnt stick around to see the origin of said rock

 

[Scrody]

I'm pointing out the absurdity of the claim that police need looser restrictions on lethal force than someone in a literal war zone.

It's because cops travel alone a ton of the time. You ever go on patrol by yourself in the military? Didn't think so.

It's incredibly difficult to discern the difference in what's running through the woods when all you hear is it running. There are countless quadrupedal animals, all with different gaits and running patterns that use two legs at a time so it would be nearly impossible to tell the difference if you just heard it echoing through the woods.

No it's not lol I can tell a horse from an elk, same as a deer vs a bear. I'm not some noob when it comes to wildlife.

I love how you dutifully ignore the last part of my post about how absurd it is for something that large to exist in such close proximity to humans and to show such aggressive behavior yet not be proven to exist for centuries of humans living here. I also love how you dutifully ignore the painfully obvious fact that you can't point to another example of a large creature being discovered living in the United States spoken of only in lore until today due to a lack of physical evidence.

Because this is a thread about a possible encounter with something very strong in the woods at night. Bear doesn't strike me as a bullshitter, but even still. We know Bigfoot claims get skepticism, that's why I'm telling you I understand your position, and to respectfully fuck off.

So which one of those two ridiculous stories are you absolutely positive about it being big foot again? The time you heard something you couldn't identify or the time you heard a splash in the water that you couldn't identify?

I was able to identify the splash in the water. It was a large rock being thrown over my head.

I get why you want me to piss off though. I'm not a willing echo chamber for your bullshit retard stories.

You pissed yourself off lol no one asked you to post your crap.

 

[Scrody]

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Not sure about bears setting, but the road I was in was elevated from its surroundings by about six feet. Woods on the left, creek on the right. Rock sailed over my head from left to right into the water. I heard that distinct rock on rock thunk that comes when it's heavy enough. The creek also had a bend right in that spot with very little shrubbery around it, so you could see a solid hundred yards of the shoreline, which was deserted.

 

[DoomPatrol]

It's because cops travel alone a ton of the time. You ever go on patrol by yourself in the military? Didn't think so.

You ever get ambushed by roadside bombs, rockets, grenades, and a team of enemy fighters armed with machine guns and assault rifles as a cop while on patrol in the mean streets of America? I'm pretty sure the fact that military goes out with a team is balanced out by the fact that we face a literal enemy force. Police patrol alone because 99.9% of their job is writing tickets, not going to battle with civilians.

No it's not lol I can tell a horse from an elk, same as a deer vs a bear. I'm not some noob when it comes to wildlife.

I'm from south Georgia buddy. I've been in the woods hunting since I was old enough to hold a rifle. You can take a guess as to what something is, but there's no fucking way you can discern what something is by the sound of brush moving alone.

Because this is a thread about a possible encounter with something very strong in the woods at night. Bear doesn't strike me as a bullshitter, but even still. We know Bigfoot claims get skepticism, that's why I'm telling you I understand your position, and to respectfully fuck off.

This is a thread about something he couldn't identify that occurred in the woods. You homos are just pissed off that I've brought a reasonable alternative into the subject that isn't a bigfoot circle jerk.

I was able to identify the splash in the water. It was a large rock being thrown over my head.

You pissed yourself off lol no one asked you to post your crap.

You identified a splash. What the fuck does that mean? Lol I just read your explanation. Even more silly.

Again ignoring my questions about what other large mammals in North America remained undiscovered until recently due to a lack of physical evidence. I guess you're not going to try to deflect that one because it makes it painfully obvious how much of a douche you sound like justifying a large boulder throwing, group hunting, aggressive towards fishermen ape roaming the woods.

 

[BearGrounds]

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Would need further clarification on the situation @nhbbear , but if the activity pursued him along his path to the location of his vehicle, a random rock slide is not really a sound conclusion to reach to explain the event. Rock falls don't generally pursue people.

 

[Scrody]

You ever get ambushed by roadside bombs, rockets, grenades, and a team of enemy fighters armed with machine guns and assault rifles as a cop while on patrol in the mean streets of America? I'm pretty sure the fact that military goes out with a team is balanced out by the fact that we face a literal enemy force. Police patrol alone because 99.9% of their job is writing tickets, not going to battle with civilians.

God damn dude. Cops pull over groups of potentially dangerous people. That's why their lethal force threshold is lower, end of story.

I'm from south Georgia buddy. I've been in the woods hunting since I was old enough to hold a rifle. You can take a guess as to what something is, but there's no fucking way you can discern what something is by the sound of brush moving alone.

I'm from the PNW pal, you don't know forests, or even large animals. You posting that just confirms that you're a noob in the forest, and would likely shit yourself if you saw a badger.

This is a thread about something he couldn't identify that occurred in the woods. You homos are just pissed off that I've brought a reasonable alternative into the subject that isn't a bigfoot circle jerk.

I'm not upset, you're derailing is just pointless, that's why I've told you to fuck off a bunch.

You identified a splash. What the fuck does that mean? Lol I just read your explanation. Even more silly

Luckily, I've shown that I don't give a shit what you think.

Again ignoring my questions about what other large mammals in North America remained undiscovered until recently due to a lack of physical evidence. I guess you're not going to try to deflect that one because it makes it painfully obvious how much of a douche you sound like justifying a large boulder throwing, group hunting, aggressive towards fishermen ape roaming the woods.

None. That still doesn't change my mind though. See, I don't need other people to feel the same way I do so that I can remain happily ignorant. It's not an admirable characteristic, but you do you dawg. Just do it somewhere else.

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Story needed to end with, “and Epstein didn’t kill himself.” IMO

 

[DoomPatrol]

God damn dude. Cops pull over groups of potentially dangerous people. That's why their lethal force threshold is lower, end of story.

<puh-lease75>

Their lethal force threshold is lower because they face a much lower risk of a deadly threat and when they do it's minimal compared to the deadly threat encountered in combat? Cops pull over people where at most one or two may be willing to engage in a shootout. Military goes out and faces attacks from enemy elements up to 100 fighters with weapons of war. It's absolutely more dangerous for the military. That's why the police call the military for support when things get crazy and not the other way around. When we fought the battle of Fallujah nobody said "oh who we really need is LAPD to help us out". When we were in Marjah and Sangin nobody said "we should really call NYPD because they could handle this situation better".

I'm from the PNW pal, you don't know forests, or even large animals. You posting that just confirms that you're a noob in the forest, and would likely shit yourself if you saw a badger.

Yes I would shit myself if I saw a badger. More remarkable posts by a man named after a scrotum.

I'm not upset, you're derailing is just pointless, that's why I've told you to fuck off a bunch.

Every single post I've made was directly related to the subject at hand, aka bigfoot encounters. You just don't have any answers that make sense to give me so you want me to fuck off.

 

[Scrody]

<puh-lease75>

Their lethal force threshold is lower because they face a much lower risk of a deadly threat and when they do it's minimal compared to the deadly threat encountered in combat? Cops pull over people where at most one or two may be willing to engage in a shootout. Military goes out and faces attacks from enemy elements up to 100 fighters with weapons of war. It's absolutely more dangerous for the military. That's why the police call the military for support when things get crazy and not the other way around. When we fought the battle of Fallujah nobody said "oh who we really need is LAPD to help us out". When we were in Marjah and Sangin nobody said "we should really call NYPD because they could handle this situation better".

And you were armed with what? The best weaponry the world has? Plus what at least 10+ other armed dudes on your side at all times? Cops are ALONE a ton of the time, and let's not act like soldiers are held to a higher standard. You get away with a lot more in a war zone than a cop in the US. In Fallujah we outnumbered the enemy forces by what, 10 to 1?

Yes I would shit myself if I saw a badger. More remarkable posts by a man named after a scrotum.

Nice comeback

Every single post I've made was directly related to the subject at hand, aka bigfoot encounters. You just don't have any answers that make sense to give me so you want me to fuck off.

No, it's because you're boring and not bringing anything to the table. What do you think chucked that rock over my head?

 

[Scrody]

That's as reckless and retarded as me discharging a gun in a hotel corridor because I heard a door shut and I assumed it was a fucking leprechaun on the attack.

Oddly enough, you'd probably get away with this in a war zone.

 

[DoomPatrol]

And you were armed with what? The best weaponry the world has? Plus what at least 10+ other armed dudes on your side at all times? Cops are ALONE a ton of the time, and let's not act like soldiers are held to a higher standard. You get away with a lot more in a war zone than a cop in the US. In Fallujah we outnumbered the enemy forces by what, 10 to 1?

Almost all police are armed with AR-15s or shotguns in their vehicles and they get everything they need to stay safe. If they were in a dangerous enough environment to move from pistols to rifles, they would and will do so, but they don't. Saying we outnumbered the enemy in Fallujah (ignoring the countless others where we don't outnumber them), is like saying the police outnumber anyone they would pull over because there are more police minutes away with a radio call. I notice you shy away from the painfully obvious fact that the weaponry used against the military is exponentially more threatening to a soldier's safety than an officer facing some gangbanger with a pistol. Battle of Wanat for example. About 50 soldiers vs anywhere up to 200 enemy. Battle of Kamdesh. I can go on for days about the battles that military members face, which is why we go out in larger numbers. You're using some seriously retarded logic which is why you have to selectively address my points. It's why you ignore the fact that police call the military when they can't handle a situation, not the other way around. Only someone trying to make a jackass point would say police are in a higher threat environment than military members in combat. Prime example was my unit. We suffered more casualties in 7 months in my single unit in a single city than the police did all year from ALL incidents combined across the nation.

Nice comeback

It's hard to compose an intelligent response to such a retarded claim, especially when you consider the fact that I've been hunting my entire life everything from deer, bear, to alligator.

No, it's because you're boring and not bringing anything to the table. What do you think chucked that rock over my head?

I don't think it was a rock that was chucked over your head, but if for some insane reason it happened I would go with stoner hanging out in the woods, bird dropped it, you're fabricating a story online for entertainment, or you fucking hallucinated the entire situation long before I would settle on secret nationwide species of 200+ lb, boulder flinging, group hunting, deer eating, owl noise making apes that are consistently aggressive towards people yet have yet to been discovered.

I get it. Reality is boring. The truth isn't as entertaining as a fantasy world you want people to participate in. I don't have the luxury of imagining ridiculous things are true because my brain doesn't have a believe in obvious bullshit button.

Oh story time... this one time I was out picking clovers and I found a gold ring. It must have been a leprechaun because how else could something have landed in a clover field?

This Neil Degrasse Tyson video feels oh so relevant right now about you idiots being so certain about things you can't identify.



Going from I don't know what it is to therefore it must be X is retarded logic.

 

[DoomPatrol]

Oddly enough, you'd probably get away with this in a war zone.

Oddly enough we were held highly accountable when we discharged our weapons. I know several Marines in my unit were given NJPs for negligent discharges that hurt nobody and we were in the height of the fighting in that city.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

This thread has me dying. The part about the duck not following him is gold, I laughed for like 20 seconds straight. I 100% believe it happened, but I cant offer a good explanation other than buff teens in the hill.

Ive noticed jgarner thinks everyone is a complete idiot, like TS wouldn't be able to tell the difference between rocks being thrown and rocks tumbling down a hill.