Pettis' kickboxing record

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This is bullshit. I have three back yard type fights on YouTube and I haven't gotten shit
 
Damn, I forgot about this thread.

People keep liking a post I made three ye-.... huh, I just got a new email notification. Says WME-IMG is going to be restarting the K1 franchise next year, and I've been invited to headline it's first new card.
 
This thread is pure fkn gold
 
As a 4 year old, I was learning the alphabet and got stuck on J... without notice, a middle aged Japanese businessman jumped out of the bushes and shouted "K". Then he asked me to choose a number BETWEEN 0 AND 2. I replied "1". He immediately took my under-aged hand, in his gentle and petite Japanese hand and guided it in pen strokes at the bottom of a badly translated paper. I could see it said "CONRTACRT" at the top but the rest was Japanese. Though there was a picture of a huge silverback looking motherfucker in the second paragraph. Next thing I know, I was being paid 10billion yen to take some steroids and receive a beating in the Tokyo Dome.
 
-I used to be into mountain climbing. I climbed to the top of K2, and there was a note at the top saying that I've been promoted to K1


-I stubbed my toe on a coffee table once. A promoter noticed that the coffee table was unresponsive and invited me to K1.


-I hadn't had sex in a while so when my girl came over I got a little aggressive. The next morning she said she was a little sore, then handed me a K1 contract.
 
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Will Samuelson said:
As a 4 year old, I was learning the alphabet and got stuck on J... without notice, a middle aged Japanese businessman jumped out of the bushes and shouted "K". Then he asked me to choose a number BETWEEN 0 AND 2. I replied "1". He immediately took my under-aged hand, in his gentle and petite Japanese hand and guided it in pen strokes at the bottom of a badly translated paper. I could see it said "CONRTACRT" at the top but the rest was Japanese. Though there was a picture of a huge silverback looking motherfucker in the second paragraph. Next thing I know, I was being paid 10billion yen to take some steroids and receive a beating in the Tokyo Dome.
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lol'd at "CONRTACRT"
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I turned on cookies, favorited this thread and got an email from k1 offering a fight with Marat grigorian
 
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Anyone else just get their K1 invitation for posting in this topic?

God i'm nervous. Should I do it?
 
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I was drunk shadow boxing in my mirror and accidentally hit my hand on the corner of a wall. Didn't cry.

Found a k-1 invitation Under my pillow the next day.
 
I fought Daniel Ghita once in 2006 after being spotted in a Buce Lee Tshirt
 
True story:

Few years ago and I was like 18, was at the petrol station filling up, riding around with my little import scene friends, and some black dude and a tall Latino guy approaches me.

It was the boxer Zab Judah and his bodyguard. Said he was looking for a latino to fight (I'm mixed, no Latino) for a bout the following night. Told them I had no boxing record and I was a gymnast, Zab said "thats all good". They tried to coax me into signing shit and taking pics right in the parking lot. Was pretty wild.

Was an honor to be approached to be can crushed. Kinda regret not doing it even though I would've gotten wrecked, I would've been a pro boxer lol.
 
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True story:

Few years ago and I was like 18, was at the petrol station filling up, riding around with my little import scene friends, and some black dude and a tall Latino guy approaches me.

It was the boxer Zab Judah and his bodyguard. Said he was looking for a latino to fight (I'm mixed, no Latino) for a bout the following night. Told them I had no boxing record and I was a gymnast, Zab said "thats all good". They tried to coax me into signing shit and taking pics right in the parking lot. Was pretty wild.

Was an honor to be approached to be can crushed. Kinda regret not doing it even though I would've gotten wrecked, I would've been a pro boxer lol.
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Definitely should've. You would've received an offer from k1 right after just for showing up.
 
Shang tsung invited me to his island to take part in some sort of ancient tournament because I had $2.00 worth of quarters in my pocket.
 
Btw this has the potential for a golden sherdog thread
 
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