Pettis' kickboxing record

[Chramelated]

When I signed up for Sherdog, one of the things I had to do to verify my account was answer the security question "pronounce GSP"... I typed in "jisp" Next thing I know, a spokesperson from K-1 broke through my wall and asked me to join. I have been a full-fledged K-1 fighter ever since.

I pooped my pants because I laughed so hard at "jisp", next thing I know I'm on my way to dynamite!! 2013

 

[saminex]

I was walking down the street one day and stepped on an Ant. When i got home there was an invitation. It was to K1.

 

[kevo1295]

I got a happy meal at Mcdonalds today. Inside was a letter inviting me to join K-1.

 

[No Mas]

Congratulations! You've just won an invitation to the K-1 Grand Prix quarterfinals.

To claim your prize click here

 

[Sopapo]

People (starting with Joe Rogan) needs to GTFO with all the "K-1 level striker" bullsh..

Actually Rogan said that of all the UFC roster, no one would have a chance to compete in high level muay thai, except for Silva. And he didn't think he would dominate either..

 

[ODYSSEYMEMPHIS]

I was reading this thread having a laugh at some of the posts when suddenly I heard a knock on my door and it was a bloke from k1, he asked me if I wanted to sign 3 fight contract.. naturally I did!

That's nothing. I took a trial class at some shidoshi tanaka dojo and with the free karate gi was an invitation to none other than the most prestige tournament...that's right...the kumite bitches.

 

[Monsolo]

I was a three-time spelling bee champion in junior high. You know what's real easy to spell?

Spoiler

K1

 

[Sum]

I never got invited to K-1. Feels bad man.

 

[mmaElite53]

I had an exhibition BJJ match with Brendan Schaub, and was subsequently shut down.
I was bummed, but then a kickboxing promoter was impressed that I even made it off the mat alive and invited me to fight for K-1.

 

[Jose Aldo Nova]

Nobody, including Aldo, is just going to smash Pettis. Aldo didn't smash Edgar. GTFO with this ridiculous horse shit.

Guida 30-27ing Pettis is pretty smashing in my book.

Edit - K-1 just thought I actually smashed Guida and Pettis, just got my invite, bitches.

 

[GoldenGlovez]

When i first watched an mma fight,on the first round i became an analyst of the sport,so i go to youtube and watched a vid with the best moments of pride,ufc, and vale tudo,at that moment i knew all about the sport,how to cut weight,gameplans,p4p lists,best camps,bjj,wrestling,muay thai,greasing,excuses,nuthugging,steroids,glass chins,bashing fighters,so i registred on mma forums,and became vocal and an encyclopaedic about this mma thing as long as google is around me.

So i bought a tapout shirt and punched a bag in the gym were im doing a diet plan so i dont die from a heart disease,guess what...mma is easy,going oversea to fight a war,thats whats difficult or put contact lenses.

Oh by the way,the other day someone asked me a question,i hulk raged and missed all the punches thrown,guess what...K1 send me one of Mike Tyson pigeons with a message to fight Badr Hari on the open weight tournament. I said yes but with the condition of...1 fight K1 than another with mma rules.

Im not a native english person,but im going to fuck..fight... Badr. I wanna tell me, what you see lets go in see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.

You lost me...

 

[Snolla]

Yeah, I watched Kickboxer on DVD once and then got a phone call asking me to fight Cro-Cop

dvd ... ?

 

[mindturking]

there is some high level trolling in this thread i must say

 

[heavyarms21]

Would like to see a straight Kickboxing match with him and Barboza or Aldo.

 

[MousasiMMA]

He is 15-3 in paid kickboxing bouts, not k 1 level of course

Well after reading must of the answers I don't know if your serious lol not about the "k-1 level" part but the record itself.

 

[Art-Wanderlei]

Did we ever find confirmation of this?

EDIT: An owl just flew through my window with an invitation to K1!

 

[315MMAFighter]

One time when I finished my height cut for an underground street ultimate street boxing championship title fight (when I was only 16) I was benching teh 270 and an aging, bald fight promoter shook Bruce Lee by the hand and said 'it is what it is' and pointed in my direction. I quickly went over and touched him wit teh jab only for Bruce Lee to throw spinning shit at me. Luckiy, I threw the overhand right correctly (learnt it in walmart) and he did more spinning shit before falling over sleeping. The fight promoter got up dazed and look me in the eye and said 'that's fucking illegal' before I curb stomped him into dust and rode to the water fountain on my go kart.

It was then that an owl came from the blinding lights of the gym and handed me a letter from K-1 asking me to fight Bob Sapp for the utimate K-1 title fight championship.

Holly shot I dieded @ Height cut and several other parts. thank you @Flokk for bringing a laugh to my day. Also al the good in this thread r fkn fantastic

 

[315MMAFighter]

One time when I finished my height cut for an underground street ultimate street boxing championship title fight (when I was only 16) I was benching teh 270 and an aging, bald fight promoter shook Bruce Lee by the hand and said 'it is what it is' and pointed in my direction. I quickly went over and touched him wit teh jab only for Bruce Lee to throw spinning shit at me. Luckiy, I threw the overhand right correctly (learnt it in walmart) and he did more spinning shit before falling over sleeping. The fight promoter got up dazed and look me in the eye and said 'that's fucking illegal' before I curb stomped him into dust and rode to the water fountain on my go kart.

It was then that an owl came from the blinding lights of the gym and handed me a letter from K-1 asking me to fight Bob Sapp for the utimate K-1 title fight championship.

Holly shit lmmmaoooooooo

 

[315MMAFighter]

One time when I finished my height cut for an underground street ultimate street boxing championship title fight (when I was only 16) I was benching teh 270 and an aging, bald fight promoter shook Bruce Lee by the hand and said 'it is what it is' and pointed in my direction. I quickly went over and touched him wit teh jab only for Bruce Lee to throw spinning shit at me. Luckiy, I threw the overhand right correctly (learnt it in walmart) and he did more spinning shit before falling over sleeping. The fight promoter got up dazed and look me in the eye and said 'that's fucking illegal' before I curb stomped him into dust and rode to the water fountain on my go kart.

It was then that an owl came from the blinding lights of the gym and handed me a letter from K-1 asking me to fight Bob Sapp for the utimate K-1 title fight championship.

Spinning shit while falling over asleep I dieded, Bob Sapp I dieded , Im do dead lol

 

[cevo]

ROFL at the responses in this thread.