Pettis' kickboxing record

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LoL what the fudge peoples!!

We got hundreds of K1 athletes here in the forums lol
 
can someone email K1 my Sherdog resume? I'm retired and fulltime dad now but should be fine. I went jogging with my 5 yr old last night, I'll record it for K1 audition tape if needed.
 
I was moving house and got frustrated whilst packing and kicked a box, next day I got the call that I was fighting Ray Sefo.
 
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my... wait, just got a call from K1.
 
can someone email K1 my Sherdog resume? I'm retired and fulltime dad now but should be fine. I went jogging with my 5 yr old last night, I'll record it for K1 audition tape if needed.

LMAO nice one.
 
Lots of K-1 level strikers ITT.

I got invited after a scout saw me do this

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When I was 4, I ate a full plate of sgetti Bolognese and grated Parmesan.
"You'll be big when you grow up", my Mum said to me. Immediately, a small Japanese businessman covered in tattoos (but well dressed in a fine linen suit) took a photograph of me and super-imposed it against a flame coloured background.
I had been signed to square off against Marko Hunto. Lucky for him, I'd developed chickenpox and we didn't fight based on medical grounds.

I was re-invited last year to K-1, based on my childhood achievements and potential but I turned the chance down because they've turned the show into a joke.

Maybe I'll finish this chili and get a Glory contract...
 
When I was 4, I ate a full plate of sgetti Bolognese and grated Parmesan.
"You'll be big when you grow up", my Mum said to me. Immediately, a small Japanese businessman covered in tattoos (but well dressed in a fine linen suit) took a photograph of me and super-imposed it against a flame coloured background.
I had been signed to square off against Marko Hunto. Lucky for him, I'd developed chickenpox and we didn't fight based on medical grounds.

I was re-invited last year to K-1, based on my childhood achievements and potential but I turned the chance down because they've turned the show into a joke.

Maybe I'll finish this chili and get a Glory contract...

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I went outside and chased a cat off my porch with a series of vicious haymakers launched in its general direction and even did some Diaz-bro style taunting and then some Anderson dance moves to make sure he knew who the boss was.

K-1 didn't call me, but Dana showed up with a pizza and a UFC contract. I asked him if I could have a slice, but he called me a fucking idiot and left.
 
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Wtf with all the sarcasm in here lol,


I was in front of my house throwing jab straight inside leg kick, and the mail woman came with a envelope from K1, inviting me to a title fight

Honestly, I came home and kicked off my shoes. I noticed a K-1 opponent hiding in the corner. He came at me. Sh*t got real.

This sh*t is hard to get away from.....
 
When I was 4, I ate a full plate of sgetti Bolognese and grated Parmesan.
"You'll be big when you grow up", my Mum said to me. Immediately, a small Japanese businessman covered in tattoos (but well dressed in a fine linen suit) took a photograph of me and super-imposed it against a flame coloured background.
I had been signed to square off against Marko Hunto. Lucky for him, I'd developed chickenpox and we didn't fight based on medical grounds.

I was re-invited last year to K-1, based on my childhood achievements and potential but I turned the chance down because they've turned the show into a joke.

Maybe I'll finish this chili and get a Glory contract...

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I went outside and chased a cat off my porch with a series of vicious haymakers launched in it's general direction and even did some Diaz-bro style taunting and then some Anderson dance moves to make sure he knew who the boss was.

K-1 didn't call me, but Dana showed up with a pizza and a UFC contract. I asked him if I could have a slice, but he called me a fucking idiot and left.

Tauting a cat Diaz style and Dana calling you a fucking idiot.

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When i first watched an mma fight,on the first round i became an analyst of the sport,so i go to youtube and watched a vid with the best moments of pride,ufc, and vale tudo,at that moment i knew all about the sport,how to cut weight,gameplans,p4p lists,best camps,bjj,wrestling,muay thai,greasing,excuses,nuthugging,steroids,glass chins,bashing fighters,so i registred on mma forums,and became vocal and an encyclopaedic about this mma thing as long as google is around me.

So i bought a tapout shirt and punched a bag in the gym were im doing a diet plan so i dont die from a heart disease,guess what...mma is easy,going oversea to fight a war,thats whats difficult or put contact lenses.

Oh by the way,the other day someone asked me a question,i hulk raged and missed all the punches thrown,guess what...K1 send me one of Mike Tyson pigeons with a message to fight Badr Hari on the open weight tournament. I said yes but with the condition of...1 fight K1 than another with mma rules.

Im not a native english person,but im going to fuck..fight... Badr. I wanna tell me, what you see lets go in see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.
 
I once stretch my arms out and a K1 offical mistook it for spinning backfist he qualified me for k1 grand prix on the spot.
 
I facepalmed when I first opened the thread. I was invited to k1 for my impressive palm strikes.

Btw this thread is awesome
 
When I signed up for Sherdog, one of the things I had to do to verify my account was answer the security question "pronounce GSP"... I typed in "jisp" Next thing I know, a spokesperson from K-1 broke through my wall and asked me to join. I have been a full-fledged K-1 fighter ever since.
 
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