Pettis' kickboxing record

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I once pulled off a bicep slicer sweep on a purple belt. I was then told that I'm the Michael Jordan of BJJ and I was invited to K1 Dynamite.
 
shit Aerts was champ when i got my invite. but i only had 6 months of no contact karate. and my parents wouldn't sign the permission slip.
 
Back in 02 I was thinking about how cool kickboxing is and then I got an invite to be in the k1 heavyweight grand prix. Whod a thunk.
 
First of all people needs to understand one thing: K-1 is an org defunct in 2010 that came back last year with a lot of cans and only a few good fighters. Just imagine that Mirko won last HW GP (with one robbery on the way). K-1 is NOT a sport.
90% of elite kickboxers are fighting for Glory nowadays.

Second... back in 2009 there was two weightclasses in K-1: MAX (up to 70kgs/155lbs) and Heavyweight (no limit).
That tournament had solid competition including the winner Giorgio Petrosyan, who is the #1 p4p kickboxer in the world. Also Buakaw and Souwer were there.

As a big K-1 fan and muay thai practitioner.. do I think that Pettis is a solid kickboxer? No doubt he is solid... specially on the kicking department. Do I think he could hang with the elite? No, unless he become a full time kickboxer and not a mixed martial artist and then we will have to see.


People (starting with Joe Rogan) needs to GTFO with all the "K-1 level striker" bullsh..
 
When I was 7, I had asked my mom to join a karate gym down the street. She said "maybe" and checked the mail. She came back with a letter from K-1.
 
Once I registered on Sherdog, they sent me invitation through email to fight in the Grand Prix, they say my UFC knowledge and skills would be interesting match up against cro cop.
 
One time when I finished my height cut for an underground street ultimate street boxing championship title fight (when I was only 16) I was benching teh 270 and an aging, bald fight promoter shook Bruce Lee by the hand and said 'it is what it is' and pointed in my direction. I quickly went over and touched him wit teh jab only for Bruce Lee to throw spinning shit at me. Luckiy, I threw the overhand right correctly (learnt it in walmart) and he did more spinning shit before falling over sleeping. The fight promoter got up dazed and look me in the eye and said 'that's fucking illegal' before I curb stomped him into dust and rode to the water fountain on my go kart.

It was then that an owl came from the blinding lights of the gym and handed me a letter from K-1 asking me to fight Bob Sapp for the utimate K-1 title fight championship.
 
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K1 level is pretty easy to reach. I was invited to K1 after a year of kickboxing
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When I was 22 I was having a drink at a bar when a beautiful woman approached me. I started small talk with her, things were going well till she told me she knew of my violent past.....She handed me a note before she walked away, it read " You're invited to compete in K1 "
 
This thread was so funny that I just went to check my mail for the lulz.
My surprise when it actually was a K1 invite there.
 
I once poked myself in the eye with my glasses, I got a text later that day saying I was booked to fight Glover Teixera.
 
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