People with patchy beards... Why do you even bother?

[dildos]

Alright, all fuckin right already. You and fuckin Loiosh with your thick luxurious hair and your full frickin beards. We get it you frikken sasquatches. You don't need to rub it in.

 

[bad seed]

On a related note, why don't people with unibrows just shave the middle part? Don't they realize they look ridiculous?

 

[marioh]

i can't grow a full beard, nor do i even attempt it.
but i do have a full head of thick hair.

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

Agreed. I only have a gotee because there's a spot that has never connected the moustache, to the rest and complete the nice beard look for me. Every once in a while I try again for a week or so to see if it will fill in, but it never does. It kills me because my youngest brother can grow a full blown Duck Dynasty beard in like 2 weeks flat.

 

[smooth assassin]

my patchy beard is just as beautiful as any other full luscious, magnificent, glorious beard
fuck off

 

[Lights Out 101]

Mine was patchy as hell but it's starting to fill in now, just needs a little more work under the chin.

 

[TidWell]

So I’m getting my morning work coffee at the cafe and I see this dude with a really patchy beard. Like really patchy. Cheeks not filled in, chin growth only on the chin and not starting from under the bottom lip, sideburns thin growth and just a really really weak beard. He looks to be in his mid twenties so there is no reason for him not to have proper beard growth, I had proper beard growth by 20.

Imagine like these.

Why even bother? Nothing looks lamer than a patchy beard.

lol those are patchy but also weak, the Asian dude also has to worry about his weak side profile as well no saving that.

The bottom guy should just leave his goatee and shave the sides.

 

[IloveTHIS]

This is almost the exact layout of mine, except I actually have slightly less on the cheeks.

Man I would look fucking amazing with some 5 o'clock shadow if I could have it. I've thought about trying rogaine and shit but I dont want any side effects.


I really really want to be able to rock some stubble at least once. Would take me from a solid 8.5 to a 9.5

 

[dildos]

This is almost the exact layout of mine, except I actually have slightly less on the cheeks.

Man I would look fucking amazing with some 5 o'clock shadow if I could have it. I've thought about trying rogaine and shit but I dont want any side effects.


I really really want to be able to rock some stubble at least once. Would take me from a solid 8.5 to a 9.5

buds, i am so sorry for you.

how old are you?

bonafide 6.49 for life with that facial hair growth of yours.

 

[TidWell]

Not every man will have a thick beard most men have patchy beards, they are not that bad unless they look like the guys in the op who cannot grow much facial hair

Not everyone is Jeff Bridges who has perfect beard hair

All these guys have patchy beards below

 

[Protectandserve]

I grow a solid full beard. Haven't had one since I was out injured when I shattered my ankle like 4 years ago.

 

[IloveTHIS]

buds, i am so sorry for you.

how old are you?

bonafide 6.49 for life with that facial hair growth of yours.

I'll be 27 in a few months so I dont think anything is going to suddenly change with out some kind of chemical assistance.

I have very high T so that is not the cause. I wonder if doing a super high cycle of test would somehow get my beard going? I'm going to look into that or rogaine. I just dont want get some kind of weird side effect where I grow a beard but the hair on my head falls out. I have amazing hair

 

[Plutoburn]

Why do you even care what other men look like.

 

[dildos]

Why do you even care what other men look like.

its more so the case i am happy i dont look like that.

or have shit beard genetics.

 

[Vil7]

First pic is Asian and much like a teen boy they are typically very proud of what little facial hair they can grow, so he gets a pass.

Yeah Asians usually struggle to even grow sideburns. A lot of them have to grow & style their hair to make faux sideburns.

 

[dildos]

Not every man will have a thick beard most men have patchy beards, they are not that bad unless they look like the guys in the op who cannot grow much facial hair

Not everyone is Jeff Bridges who has perfect beard hair

All these guys have patchy beards below

patchy beard defender?

are you patchy yourself?

 

[Slobodan]

Aquaman and Khal Drogo copied @grinderman's beard imo

 

[TidWell]

Why do you even care what other men look like.

yeah its weird, I always appreciate guys when they look good and give them props but a lot of these guys are insecure saying things like if you cant grow a full beard kill yourself its because that is all they got many of them look like shit but they try to focus on what they have either full head of hair or full beard.

Most chicks dont care, but these guys telling men how they should look is like the men who watched Man show and wore hotrod flame shirts like Guy Fieri.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I've decided to pick up some rogaine. Apparently it's going to take like 6 months to get results but fuck it. Full beard here I come

 

[TidWell]

patchy beard defender?

are you patchy yourself?

When I grow a beard its super thick like James Harden or Rick Ross, problem is I have thinning hair up top so I just cut it short and leave my mustache.