People with patchy beards... Why do you even bother?

Do you have a patchy beard?

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HIMBOB said:
No team America?
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grinderman said:
i dont think poverty is linked to beard genetics.

well poverty strucken genetics are.
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I'm imagining the teen through mid twenty crowd that blow their money on other things than personal care items such as razors/shave gel.
 
Curmudgeon said:
I'm imagining the teen through mid twenty crowd that blow their money on other things than personal care items such as razors/shave gel.
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but who pays for beard growth?

you either got it or you dont.
 
TS fuck you and your full beard elitism.

Us patchy beard guys deserve some respect too dammit.

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Loiosh said:
Bald AND patchy beard?

Damn, son.

You're like 6'5 though, right?
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Excuse me. Balding... Not bald. Thank you very much.

And patchy beard does not even explain it. i can grow the goatee or Van dyke or whatever you want to call it but nothing on the sides fills in. :oops:

On the upside I only shave once a week and i do hate shaving.

But I am 6'3"&3/4", that 3/4" is important so don't leave it out! :cool:
 
It seems most men nowaday are going bald in their late 20's and can't grow a beard for shit.

Seriously, something is going on with male genetics recently where men must be losing traits that the shouldn't. It's almost at conspiracy levels.

I feel bad for you guys.
 
I can grow a good beard but I don’t live in Portland and I’m no sissy hipster so what’s the point?
 
Patchy beards look terrible. I have a nice beard now but even when it wasn't patchy I refused to grow it out until my connectors came in. A beard that doesn't connect with the mustache looks stupid as fuck and is just as bad as a patchy beard imo.
 
Eyepokesftw said:
It seems most men nowaday are going bald in their late 20's and can't grow a beard for shit.

Seriously, something is going on with male genetics recently where men must be losing traits that the shouldn't. It's almost at conspiracy levels.

I feel bad for you guys.
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i havent noticed men losing their hair at younger rates.

i just turned 30 recently so im closer to that late 20s and my hair is so thick. and i got a solid hairline. blessed with a full beard. probs 30% of my head is visible and not covered with hair.
 
I agree with the TS. Breads are trendy enough as it is...we don't need more dudes walking around with shit beards trying to get in on the trend.
 
grinderman said:
i havent noticed men losing their hair at younger rates.

i just turned 30 recently so im closer to that late 20s and my hair is so thick. and i got a solid hairline. blessed with a full beard. probs 30% of my head is visible and not covered with hair.
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@Rex Kwon Do is slightly older than me but got a much worse hair line than me. like real bad receding n shit.
 
grinderman said:
i havent noticed men losing their hair at younger rates.

i just turned 30 recently so im closer to that late 20s and my hair is so thick. and i got a solid hairline. blessed with a full beard. probs 30% of my head is visible and not covered with hair.
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Alright, all fuckin right already. You and fuckin Loiosh with your thick luxurious hair and your full frickin beards. We get it you frikken sasquatches. You don't need to rub it in.
 
On a related note, why don't people with unibrows just shave the middle part? Don't they realize they look ridiculous?
 
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