Pee delay

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I always try to get a half wood before using the urinal. That way if anyone takes a sneak peek, it looks like I've got a big one.

I just keep two big fake dicks to use while peeing, one on either side of my actual pin-dick.
From any angle I've got porn star equipment workin'

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Guy I work with, his normal stream stops then restarts the whole time. Like fucking morse code or something. And he huffs and puffs like it's exhausting him. Like he has to put serious effort into forcing his piss out.

So bizzare.

First time hearing his weak ass stream and his agonized breathing I was like, "Dude, are you alright?! Are you passing a stone?! That sounds like it hurts."

He said there was no stone.

 

[Exi]

I get pee delay but it's the least of my problems tbh. Sometimes I bust into dual streams and only god decides which directions I get. Caused some emotional scenes

Things must be good in the bedroom, no?

 

[choke you]

I always try to get a half wood before using the urinal. That way if anyone takes a sneak peek, it looks like I've got a big one.

How easy is that to achieve in the men's washroom?

 

[Gene Tunney]

I can't urinate with people staring at me either.

 

[My name is]

I can't urinate with people staring at me either.

beat me by 4 minutes

 

[Gene Tunney]

beat me by 4 minutes

Coincidentally, that's typically how long it takes me to pee in a public restroom.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

I pee blood...true story. There is no delay, tho. Instant pee and instant blood.

Is normal.

 

[Daveb]

I take 20 seconds to get going. I usually sing ' tinkle tinkle little pee, what's that's sound it must be me' works like a charm

 

[Bullitt68]

 

[ClubFoot]

When I go to a urninal and have to pee, I'm literally spraying the moment it's out.
However I have noticed many who take like 20 seconds just to get a dribble. The shocking thing is many of them are in their early 20s

It's called shy bladder syndrome.

You can't piss when someone is near you.

It's a real thing.