Pee delay

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  1. no fat chicks

    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    When I go to a urninal and have to pee, I'm literally spraying the moment it's out.
    However I have noticed many who take like 20 seconds just to get a dribble. The shocking thing is many of them are in their early 20s
     
  2. Overpressure

    Overpressure "Kes".

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    Sounds like you have a weak bladder.
     
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    Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    So, you're that guy

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  4. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    It's time to hose you down, no fat chicks.
     
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  5. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Soooo....you pay attention to other dudes with their wangs out?
     
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    michal001 Brown Belt

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    you didn't say no homo so must be teh gay
     
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    SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    Thats because you are always full of pee
     
  8. ButtonMasher

    ButtonMasher Banned Banned

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    What pisses me off is no matter how hard I try and how long I take always, always, after I'm done and I put my dick away, a few drops come out.
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Some people have bashful bladders and can't urinate with someone like you watching.
     
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  10. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I pee freely
     
  11. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    I get pee delay but it's the least of my problems tbh. Sometimes I bust into dual streams and only god decides which directions I get. Caused some emotional scenes
     
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    no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    You can hear it you don't have look












    But yes I am that guy
     
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    That's why I don't go until I'm about to burst.
     
  14. Exi

    Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    Ya gotta milk the bull at the trough, and I don't mean the two shakes of a lambs tail variety.
     
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  15. Guestx

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    I once had a problem with getting my stream going. It turned out to be related to some sleeping pills I was taking. Apparently the antihistamine involved interrupts the necessary nerve signals so it's hard to get the GO AHEAD down there to make everything work.

    That's fucked up.
     
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    For the life of me, when I've been drinking and have to piss terribly bad, but there are people in line behind me, I just can't fucking go. IDK why. Sober this is never a problem.

    @Zer mentioned the split stream... Fuck, that is the worst. :/
     
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    sub_thug Silver Belt

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    Don't lie to us. You pee sitting down.
     
  18. Gregolian

    Gregolian .45 ACP Platinum Member

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    Get your prostate checked bruh.
     
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    Zax0r Fossa belt

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    I always try to get a half wood before using the urinal. That way if anyone takes a sneak peek, it looks like I've got a big one.
     
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  20. Overpressure

    Overpressure "Kes".

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    No liquid refreshment will solve OP's dilemma. No IV fluids either.
     

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