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  1. no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    When I go to a urninal and have to pee, I'm literally spraying the moment it's out.
    However I have noticed many who take like 20 seconds just to get a dribble. The shocking thing is many of them are in their early 20s
     
  2. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Sounds like you have a weak bladder.
     
  3. Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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    So, you're that guy

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  4. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    It's time to hose you down, no fat chicks.
     
  5. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Soooo....you pay attention to other dudes with their wangs out?
     
  6. michal001 Brown Belt

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    you didn't say no homo so must be teh gay
     
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    Thats because you are always full of pee
     
  8. ButtonMasher Banned Banned

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    What pisses me off is no matter how hard I try and how long I take always, always, after I'm done and I put my dick away, a few drops come out.
     
  9. ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Some people have bashful bladders and can't urinate with someone like you watching.
     
  10. jefferz Steel Belt

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    I pee freely
     
  11. Zer Steel Belt

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    I get pee delay but it's the least of my problems tbh. Sometimes I bust into dual streams and only god decides which directions I get. Caused some emotional scenes
     
  12. no fat chicks Worlds greatest poster

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    You can hear it you don't have look












    But yes I am that guy
     
  13. Misfit23 Black Belt

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    That's why I don't go until I'm about to burst.
     
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    Ya gotta milk the bull at the trough, and I don't mean the two shakes of a lambs tail variety.
     
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    I once had a problem with getting my stream going. It turned out to be related to some sleeping pills I was taking. Apparently the antihistamine involved interrupts the necessary nerve signals so it's hard to get the GO AHEAD down there to make everything work.

    That's fucked up.
     
  16. Jumpy Invincible

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    For the life of me, when I've been drinking and have to piss terribly bad, but there are people in line behind me, I just can't fucking go. IDK why. Sober this is never a problem.

    @Zer mentioned the split stream... Fuck, that is the worst. :/
     
  17. sub_thug Silver Belt

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    Don't lie to us. You pee sitting down.
     
  18. Gregolian .45 ACP Platinum Member

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    Get your prostate checked bruh.
     
  19. Zax0r Fossa belt

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    I always try to get a half wood before using the urinal. That way if anyone takes a sneak peek, it looks like I've got a big one.
     
  20. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Truth.
    No liquid refreshment will solve OP's dilemma. No IV fluids either.
     

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