Official Summer Squat Competition

I'm claiming berserker off waivers... just so you know. In case one of my starters fails to live up to expectations, berserker will be there to pick up the pieces.
 
fuck, I really want to do this, but judging from my lack of progress, I'll mess up any team I'm in.
 
well i'm game for being an alternate. this will be a summer of conditioning for me. i'll be doing a lot of main lifts with my conditioning functioning as accessory lifting.

i think this comp will be one of the best things we've done on here.
 
Thanks for throwing dibs on me as an alternate FW. I have a special little feeling that this is gonna be miserable.
 
Setup a PR thread its linked from page 1 in the same area as the team links. Please put all your PRs in there. Also lets keep it free of commentary so I don't have to bug Urban to delete a bunch of posts.
 
put me down as a wildcard for any team, pm me if a team leader wants me on, and the other teams agree.
 
Some quick announcements. I'm going to look to update the stat page once every month or so. So if you don't want to find yourself in the league flop five with a 0.0 you might want to have your latest PRs in the PR thread by June 30th.

ALTERNATES
The fairest way to do this in my mind is random selection. Obviously a team needing a member would simply take the person with the greatest gain since the start of the comp. Therefor I'm going to setup a lottery system. EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BE AN ALTERNATE NEEDS TO DO THE FOLLOWING:
1. Send me a PM with your best ATG squat as of May 30. Include your current squat if it has increased since that point.
2. Make sure this is done by June 21st. If I don't have your information in hand by that point you won't be eligible.

Once I have this information I'm going to pick names out of a hat or something to determine an order. A team who looses a member will automatically recieve the person at the top of the alternate list. I'll include all alternates in the stats section so they get fair considerations for the prizes Keith is generously donating. If anyone has any suggestions or concerns please raise them here.
 
Team Death Squad has picked up Ascendant as the replacement for Richmond "my shoulder is ouchie" - Hrvat. If you don't like it, write a letter to Barry Obama.

Ascendant's best squat at the beginning of the competition was 565.
 
WinterIsComing said:
Some quick announcements. I'm going to look to update the stat page once every month or so. So if you don't want to find yourself in the league flop five with a 0.0 you might want to have your latest PRs in the PR thread by June 30th.

ALTERNATES
The fairest way to do this in my mind is random selection. Obviously a team needing a member would simply take the person with the greatest gain since the start of the comp. Therefor I'm going to setup a lottery system. EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BE AN ALTERNATE NEEDS TO DO THE FOLLOWING:
1. Send me a PM with your best ATG squat as of May 30. Include your current squat if it has increased since that point.
2. Make sure this is done by June 21st. If I don't have your information in hand by that point you won't be eligible.

Once I have this information I'm going to pick names out of a hat or something to determine an order. A team who looses a member will automatically recieve the person at the top of the alternate list. I'll include all alternates in the stats section so they get fair considerations for the prizes Keith is generously donating. If anyone has any suggestions or concerns please raise them here.
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This is not a bad idea once we get deeper into the competition, but since we are less than a week in, I took the liberty of picking who I wanted on my team. You're welcome to LMS if that's going to be a problem.
 
I figured you would Barut, thats fine like you said since we're only a week deep it doesnt really matter at this point. I'll update the rosters.
 
I don't mean to be rude, but what is the "Keith is God" stuff. Why ya'll on his nuts so much? I just dunno who he is
 
I could be in on this but noone probably wants or needs me on their team. Just last night I made a huge PR on the Olympic Squats with 440x3,3,2. I am gearing up for a big one for around September.
 
MeatPlow said:
I could be in on this but noone probably wants or needs me on their team. Just last night I made a huge PR on the Olympic Squats with 440x3,3,2. I am gearing up for a big one for around September.
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Congrats on the PR.

Sign up to be an alt. people are starting to drop out.
 
how do you sign up to be an alternate? I ain't reading 20 pages...anyone in charge make me an alternate.

My best Olympic Squat is 455x1. Last night I hit 440x3,3,2 so those are my numbers. The Squats were done with a belt and knee sleeves.
 
Fuck PMing Winter. I claim MeatPlow for Team Skull Harvest. We like olympic squatters on our team.
 
The punishment for trying to bypass the recognized contest rules is 7 minutes in the chamber of horrors (thats the sauna with a naked zop for those who dont know) fat one.
 
WinterIsComing said:
The punishment for trying to bypass the recognized contest rules is 7 minutes in the chamber of horrors (thats the sauna with a naked zop for those who dont know) fat one.
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Nothing I haven't experienced before. Remember -- zop's on my team (so to speak).
 
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