Office bathroom experiences

tonil said:
yeah exactly , that's the procedure for doing it in public toilet , but if you are at work, than I guess every event related to someone shitting near you is not so stimulating
for you to also take shit .
So far I always avoided those situation where I could hear someone shitting or whatever related to that while I am also in the cabin trying to unload .
I mean I just can't focus and relax if someone is shitting near me. I think that's related to the fact that usually there are no other sounds , everything is quiet and you
wait to hear some shit sound arround you.
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Plus you don't want to have to look someone in the eye if you both finish up the same time, especially is yours was rank.
You know they're going back to their colleagues to tell them that you just had a stank poo
 
Clippy said:
I have a few stories omg
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In Japan they have toilets with buttons that make different sounds (like white noise or water sounds) to mask the noises when you're taking a shit. I'm not sure how I feel about that, I guess it's better than sitting in silence waiting for the person next to you to shit.
 
HughPhug said:
Plus you don't want to have to look someone in the eye if you both finish up the same time, especially is yours was rank.
You know they're going back to their colleagues to tell them that you just had a stank poo
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yeah...infact I think it's just embarrassing situation, sharing your private shit moments with your co worker,
it's just not right , like you exposed yourself , letting your colleagues know what it's like when you take a shit.
Definietly not something that would help you get a promotion or salary increase
 
tonil said:
yeah...infact I think it's just embarrassing situation, sharing your private shit moments with your co worker,
it's just not right , like you exposed yourself , letting your colleagues know what it's like when you take a shit.
Definietly not something that would help you get a promotion or salary increase
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do you shit in front of your wife/gf etc if you have one? I have no issue with that
 
I worked for a short time in a huge office building in Brooklyn. Men’s room was fine. But the women’s room was so bad a race war started. They had to bring in HR and have. A huge meeting over it. Very diverse group, but the one race of women supposedly were filthy in the bathroom. Peeing on seat, not flushing, throwing feminine products on the ground etc. So a group of other races confronted them, and a shitstorm ensued. I remember an Asian women screaming “You so dirty I cant use bathroom now I’m sick! I witness you do these things”. It was so entertaining. It almost came to blows. And the race being accused were Def the loudest and toughest. My female friend who was white kept her mouth shut. I asked her why. She tells me the other women are right, but she complained to a manager a year prior and the manager was too afraid to confront the women so instead let’s her use the one in her office lol.
 
tonil said:
I think most people cant shit when someone is sitting in a shitting space next to them.
Would be interesting to see pool results about that.
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Most people as in most office people, or most people as in world population?
 
I don't have any stories, I crap when I need to crap and piss when I need to piss.
 
Due to the proliferation of third world immigrants, most U.K. firms now have to have signs advising people not to stand on the chod bin when they’re taking a shit.
 
when i was in school me and my mates would go in to different cubicles and piss on the floor between the floor and the stalls into eachothers cubicles.
 
I used to work 10 mins walk away from the office and I sweat a lot. I always wore a tshirt or tank top to the office, freshen up and change clothes in the bathroom. I would always flex every time though. An office mate caught me while I was admiring my abs.

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Poop once a day in the morning before work master race checking in.
 
I work in an office with a bunch of old dudes with giant guts.

I don't think they have much choice other than to spray and pray.

The amount of piss on the floor around the urinals is disturbing.
 
HughPhug said:
do you shit in front of your wife/gf etc if you have one? I have no issue with that
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I dont have issue with shiting infront of my wife but usually Im trying to avoid that.
Being able to do that while your wife is arround depends on how 'good' you are with the wife, but for sure its no where near the experience of trying to unload at office bathroom.
 
HughPhug said:
Why are there gaps at the bottom of the cubicles?
How much more money would it cost for that extra foot of wood to make it go right to the floor?

Only in movies do we need to have gaps in the bottom of cubicles

I hate it when someone lets their foot stray onto my side, or passes me a note
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The gaps are for safety reasons in case you get locked down. It happened to me once.
 
I've developed a complex about the office bathroom because 90% of the time someone else heads in seconds after I do or at the exact same time. Always people I don't recognize from the other floors. Worst part is every floor has their own bathrooms, so why do all the weirdos have to use mine?! And apparently I'm the only one with this issue because none of my agents or employees have ever ran into anyone else in the bathroom. :mad:
 
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SalvadorAllende said:
The gaps are for safety reasons in case you get locked down. It happened to me once.
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fair enough, I thought all toilets were fitted with locks you could open from the outside

did you slide your way out?
 
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