Movies Name Things You Hate When Watching A Movie

[Intermission]

I kinda hate this new phenomenon when the ending starts off the movie.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Using God's name in vain.
God's last name isn't damn. I don't like to hear it especially repeated constantly. Same for saying Jesus Christ or Christ as a swear word. I find it offensive and disrespectful.

God's name is (if you believe in this kind of thing) YHVH. Saying 'Oh my God' isn't taking God's name in vain. Christ isn't a name either, but saying 'Jesus' I suppose would qualify, although supposedly the name was Yeshua.

Pre-watching but I can't stand trailers that have gunshots and punches that go in time with the shit music they play over it. The first Suicide Squad set the most recent trend, it's a sure fire way to make me not watch a movie

Mickey-Mousing

 

[Jack Reacheround]

God's name is (if you believe in this kind of thing) YHVH. Saying 'Oh my God' isn't taking God's name in vain. Christ isn't a name either, but saying 'Jesus' I suppose would qualify, although supposedly the name was Yeshua.

Mickey-Mousing

What’s YHVH? Is that a new type of AIDS?

 

[shorinryu86]

Paying for tickets, annoying and noisy people.

 

[Fedorgasm]

My father

 

[Fedorgasm]

We have come a long way from 5'4 Pat Morita fighting 3 black belts 20-40 years younger than him at the same time and never getting hit clean once.

I agree with your point, but would like to remind everyone that Chosen actually hits him clean. He's the only one to ever land a blow on Miyagi.

He hits him in the back with a staff.

Which is why Chosen > Mike Barnes

 

[Thai Domi]

Military inaccuracies, particularly uniform discrepancies

 

[HUGHPHUG]

God's name is (if you believe in this kind of thing) YHVH. Saying 'Oh my God' isn't taking God's name in vain. Christ isn't a name either, but saying 'Jesus' I suppose would qualify, although supposedly the name was Yeshua.

Mickey-Mousing

Mickey Mousing?

 

[650lb Sumo]

What’s YHVH? Is that a new type of AIDS?

When you come home this evening your house will be full of frogs.

Mickey Mousing?

Yes, that's its name.

 

[Thrawn33]

Military inaccuracies, particularly uniform discrepancies

Pisses me off to no end.

That and the enlisted/officer dynamic.

...Outside of the GOAT military films, who obviously hire some legit consultants to get the details right, but your average popcorn flick or TV show fucks things up so bad.

I did love how in a "A Few Good Men" Cruise's character only had a ketchup and mustard stain. Really drove home how up until that point in the movie is was a mediocre JO

 

[Thai Domi]

Pisses me off to no end.

That and the enlisted/officer dynamic.

...Outside of the GOAT military films, who obviously hire some legit consultants to get the details right, but your average popcorn flick or TV show fucks things up so bad.

I did love how in a "A Few Good Men" Cruise's character only had a ketchup and mustard stain. Really drove home how up until that point in the movie is was a mediocre JO

We called it the booter ribbon lol

 

[Cyrano200]

Military inaccuracies, particularly uniform discrepancies

Pisses me off to no end.

That and the enlisted/officer dynamic.

Reacher is awful for this.
1.He's a retired Major who somehow hates authority and is a walking truckload of non-conformist, lone ranger-isms. That's not what is rewarded or succeeds in the military.
2. He encourages a private to ask out a Master Sergeant (I think, Navy guy here) who is at least 10 years too young for that rank.
3. In general, rank means nothing. There's no division of labor or competence based on rank / experience on the show.
4. Is he an investigator or special forces?
*edit; #3 I mean a Sergeant generally knows what's up and would be directing and teaching the other enlisted, while the officers wouldn't necessarily be on the street / job at all.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

When you come home this evening your house will be full of frogs.

So… AIDS?

 

[650lb Sumo]

So… AIDS?

Frogs with AIDS.

 

[Osculater]

I don't have the energy to finish a 2 hour film in a single seating, I always fell asleep.

That sucks for you gramps

 

[shorinryu86]

That sucks for you gramps

I totally agree.