Name a fighter and the funny thing they said. Need some laughs.

[Monsolo]

Gray Maynard has had his share of comic moments as well, he's just so straight faced about everything. After the Edgar fight (the second, if I recall,) he makes a comment at the post-fight presser about how he threw everything he had at Edgar and goes on to say that if he had a bat in the cage he would have tried to hit him with that. Maynard then turns to Dana and says, completely straight faced, "Where do you keep the bats in the cage?" It came out of nowhere.

 

[Unbreakabull]

brian stann said that hendo and shogun both tore open their chests to show us how big their hearts were...

 

[Aquabot]

"They stopped the fight because of a cut" - Tiki after getting KTFO by Lawler

 

[pick999]

rampage:anything he says

 

[Actualized174]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7oQ9QFm7qs
BJ PENN "To the death."

Nate Diaz after beating Gray Maynard
"I'm hungry, i got shit to do" lol
http://youtu.be/3PumnGz2xe8

 

[matrat103]

Gray Maynard has had his share of comic moments as well, he's just so straight faced about everything. After the Edgar fight (the second, if I recall,) he makes a comment at the post-fight presser about how he threw everything he had at Edgar and goes on to say that if he had a bat in the cage he would have tried to hit him with that. Maynard then turns to Dana and says, completely straight faced, "Where do you keep the bats in the cage?" It came out of nowhere.

This. One of my favorite post-fight presser moments.

 

[Arzachel]

"I'm the fucking future"

 

[BenjaminDuffy]

Karo Parisyan " I am the face of Bellator"

Apparently Bellator has three chins.

 

[Combat Wombatt]

lol. Is Tito on drugs?

 

[EuRapaz]

_ Don't call me brother, bro.
_ Shungo Oyama, I'm gonna break your face, Shungo Oyama, You look like a girl.
_ He's juicing since the 90's, juicing you know, taking asteroids. (talking about Wallid)

All by Ryan Gracie

 

[KarateKickbox22]

Paul Buentello: Don't fear me, fear... *crickets*

Win.

Also, Shogun has had some golden moments as well.

"I trainy, eaty, sleepy."

"Lyoto is very fast, very movey. Vroom vroom."

 

[Marde Liquide]

My favorite moment of TUF

[YT]watch?v=-My0tRP5zV4[/YT]

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Nate's right that is mentally retarded.

 

[tsarbomba]

lol, someone mentioned james toney. it made me laugh so hard when the ufc had to subtitle his talking heads. hahahahaha

 

[accolyte1022]

Question for machida: I can't bring myself to drink my mornin piss straight, so is it ok if I just piss in my cheerios?

Bonnar

 

[LoRenx]

Josh Koscheck: "... I am going to run over there and, you know, get in George's face and motorboat his ass."
[YT]watch?v=QK9MkSL1MfM[/YT]

 

[MARTIAN]

I was in tears throughout this entire video

 

[MajJ]

who said that? ronda rousey I assume?

The man with the biggest arms, the most harm and the one who was going to do the most harm (to W Silva)...Cheal P Sonnen.

 

[Tankeray]

No words but fuck it:

 

[KootBear]

I trainy, I eaty and I ZZZleepy



Shogun's the man

Hahaha! :icon_chee