Name a fighter and the funny thing they said. Need some laughs.

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    Miesha Tate- Carmouche didn't Lay n Pray she Layed and Stayed.

    Connor- There are two things I like doing fighting and looking good and I'm doing one of them now I'll do the other tomorrow night.

    Brock- His face looks like strawberry Hill.

    Vera- I'm gonna be the first fighter to win the LHW belt and the HW belt at the same time.
     
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    Nick Diaz- "a gentleman never tells"
     
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    "You tell Anderson Silva
    I'm coming over and I'm
    kicking down his backdoor
    and patting his little lady
    on the ass and I'm telling
    her to make me a steak,
    medium-rare just how I
    like it."
     
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    Wand: "I want to fuck Chuck"
     
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    99Silva is awesome. He reminds me of a guy from another forum who makes threads like "Were you happy when James Gandolffini died?" and "Would Jay Cutler beat Arnold in a boxing match?"


    "I do. I DO let you bang."-Michael Hill
     
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    The AIDS. Gotta be.
     
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    OMFG that whole sequence was a fucking travesty. :icon_lol:

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    Werdum: "I want the Brett Roger win because I don't like the Overeem so much because so much ****. **** guy."

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    Someone link to Tito at Affliction please! At work..
     
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    "I just somehow felt off there, like 70%" - Jones.
     
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    hahaha! omg that was pure gold from Wandy right there!
     
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    I watch it almost every day :icon_lol:

    A minute later he also says
    "I like the Pezao. Arlovski is so much **** is too. I don't love a Arlovski so much."
     
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