Name a fighter and the funny thing they said. Need some laughs.

[99Silva]

Miesha Tate- Carmouche didn't Lay n Pray she Layed and Stayed.

Connor- There are two things I like doing fighting and looking good and I'm doing one of them now I'll do the other tomorrow night.

Brock- His face looks like strawberry Hill.

Vera- I'm gonna be the first fighter to win the LHW belt and the HW belt at the same time.

 

[Charlie Sheen]

Mark Hunt: "Yeah."

 

[JimtheJake]

Spider - I back guys, I back.

 

[BuntaFujiwara]

Nick Diaz- "a gentleman never tells"

 

[99Silva]

Silva: I invite Shael to a barbecue..

 

[amazingrtc3]

You got kicked. By a kick. --Ken Shamrock

 

[99Silva]

James Toney: "I'll be back, guys!"

 

[BenjaminDuffy]

Paul Buentello: Don't fear me, fear... *crickets*

 

[MajJ]

"You tell Anderson Silva
I'm coming over and I'm
kicking down his backdoor
and patting his little lady
on the ass and I'm telling
her to make me a steak,
medium-rare just how I
like it."

 

[DownwardStrike]

Wand: "I want to fuck Chuck"

 

[Jamoke]

99Silva is awesome. He reminds me of a guy from another forum who makes threads like "Were you happy when James Gandolffini died?" and "Would Jay Cutler beat Arnold in a boxing match?"


"I do. I DO let you bang."-Michael Hill

 

[DownwardStrike]

Paul Buentello: Don't fear me, fear... *crickets*

The AIDS. Gotta be.

 

[BenjaminDuffy]

"I do. I DO let you bang."-Michael Hill

OMFG that whole sequence was a fucking travesty. :icon_lol:

"Let me bang...again...*sob*" - Julian Lane

 

[Zeroinnes]

Werdum: "I want the Brett Roger win because I don't like the Overeem so much because so much ****. **** guy."

 

[Patrick Jane]

"You should study Pokemon to get stronger." - Kazushi Sakuraba

 

[Fantastic_Man]

Someone link to Tito at Affliction please! At work..

 

[Melas Chasma]

"I just somehow felt off there, like 70%" - Jones.

 

[lefthighkick01]

Wand: "I want to fuck Chuck"

hahaha! omg that was pure gold from Wandy right there!

 

[Jamoke]

OMFG that whole sequence was a fucking travesty. :icon_lol:

"Let me bang...again...*sob*" - Julian Lane

I watch it almost every day :icon_lol:

Werdum: "I want the Brett Roger win because I don't like the Overeem so much because so much ****. **** guy."

A minute later he also says
"I like the Pezao. Arlovski is so much **** is too. I don't love a Arlovski so much."

 

[Spindrift0036]

I trainy, I eaty and I ZZZleepy



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