Name a fighter and the funny thing they said. Need some laughs.

[BrazilianDude]

"Obama needs a glassectomy. Ask me what a glassectomy is, joe." - Volkmann

 

[tmer25]

"When was the last time you had a gun to your head Georges? Its hards times for everybody M#*!$r F#*!$r."

Nick Diaz

 

[BenjaminDuffy]

Wanderlei, on his training diet: "My wife, she cook for me. One day rice and the chicken, next day chicken and the rice."

 

[Lovestorm]

"If i want your opinion, i will beat it out of you."

- Chael Sonnen

 

[RachelZane**]

Wand: "I want to fuck Chuck"

winner

 

[BenjaminDuffy]

"When was the last time you had a gun to your head Georges? Its hards times for everybody M#*!$r F#*!$r."

Nick Diaz

"I speak better English than you do." - GSP

 

[amazingrtc3]

I trainy, I eaty and I ZZZleepy



Shogun's the man

Hilarious!!!

 

[Hagelslag2]

Garry Cook: "Also going to bed happy, Niklas B

 

[PhilBaloney]

fear the living death

 

[Jamoke]

"I do a lot of jerkin' off you know cause I get no wimin. So these arms are humongously big."-Kid Khaos

"When people see Andy Wang they don't say "Awww man he's a little punk." they say "Hey man, there's a warrior."-Andy Wang

"I just got hit in the fuckin face with a fuckin pork chop!"-Junie Browning

 

[Patrick Jane]

"I don't drink beer. I can afford vodka." - Tank Abbott

"I felt like I was being raped by Freddie Mercury." - Tank Abbott

"I scratched my back and a puppy fell out." - Don Frye

"I think it comes from my scrotum." - Don Frye

"Like a wet fart...don't pretend like you haven't done it." - Don Frye

 

[KSchwarz]

"I'm gonna go home tonight and drink a Coors Light! A Coooorrrssss light because Bud Light won't pay me nothing!" "Hell I may even get on top of my wife tonight." Brock Lesnar

Check sig for more

 

[Ohioan]

Google "Nick Diaz funniest stupidest quotes."

 

[Papa Shaun]

"I'm gonna beat you into a living death!"--Ken Shamrock (At The Tito-1 Press Conference)

"I'm the BEST EVA!!!" --Phil Baroni

"I want to fuck...fight Chuck Liddell."--Wanderlai Silva

"Those punches Machida threw felt like pillows."--Rashad Evans (Ultimate Figher 10)

"Hope you sign with Strike Force Tito, that gives me something to work my fists out on."--Frank Shamrock

 

[HerpDerp]

 

[Jamoke]

"Abbbossa bbbbsbbsb aa bbbsssssaaaooa s."-Chuck Liddell, Good Morning Texas

"Cha bou Kimbo ama faze asse isa uhuhuhu what in my ass excuse me. I can't fight Kimbo cause cause that's like a science show."-James Toney

"Shut up monkey!"-Ken Shamrock

"I wanna see somebody fight with a cracked skull. I came in and I stepped in with a cracked skull that's why I had a black eye this entire time!"-Tito Ortiz

 

[wookie brawl]

Nate Diaz? Haha, I won, that's whats up!

 

[TheLuckiest]

Werdum: "I want the Brett Roger win because I don't like the Overeem so much because so much ****. **** guy."

This kills me every time.

 

[RachelZane**]

i already posted "winner" in this thread but i have to tell that this video is the true winner holyshit ive been trying to find it for ages

 

[BringOnTheDubs]

"You tell Anderson Silva
I'm coming over and I'm
kicking down his backdoor
and patting his little lady
on the ass and I'm telling
her to make me a steak,
medium-rare just how I
like it."

who said that? ronda rousey I assume?