My wife's face is all f**ked up

[El Chimpo]

Covid gave me wicked insomnia

 

[Lucas1980]

Covid gave me wicked insomnia

You sure all the BS Nonsense surrounding the Sweet and Sour Sniffles didn't trigger that insomnia?

 

[El Chimpo]

You sure all the BS Nonsense surrounding the Sweet and Sour Sniffles didn't trigger that insomnia?

Yeah

I used to sleep like a baby before it

Now I struggle to sleep more than 3 hours straight without waking up

 

[Rob Battisti]

Stop punching your wife

 

[Lucas1980]

Yeah

I used to sleep like a baby before it

Now I struggle to sleep more than 3 hours straight without waking up

Well I do that now but that's because I'm in my 40's and have to piss 4 times a night.....Don't get old..laughing

 

[Whippy McGee]

 

[Milgrim]

My brothers face was swollen with covid a few weeks ago.

Did @Clippy slap the shit out of him, too.

 

[ralphc1]

You live in a major metropolitan area by any chance? I haven't heard someone mention covid in like 2 years. It's probably just an allergic reaction to whole foods or something.

This shows that Maryland and Delaware are experiencing increased hospitalizations due to COVID. There are several hot spots.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/us/covid-cases.html

 

[HARRISON_3]

So you call your fists Covid?

 

[Osculater]

Did @Clippy slap the shit out of him, too.

Probably owed @Clippy money and had slap a hoe for his money

 

[Spam On Rye]

This shows that Maryland and Delaware are experiencing increased hospitalizations due to COVID. There are several hot spots.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/us/covid-cases.html

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Just making some jokes. Nobody cares about covid but the news and politicians.

 

[Andy Capp]

Isn't "COVID Face" a song by Lady Gaga?

Regardless, the only known cure is upping her life insurance payout. Thoughts and prayers my friend.

I thought the cure was

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

So your wife burned the meatloaf and now her face is messed up from "COVID"

I dunno. If it's meatloaf, the woman seems to fall down the stairs afterwards for some reason

 

[badascan]

Hope she's a "taint" as I call them, otherwise these symptoms would be 4x worse!

Or is she a sensible pure blood and going to die?

 

[squeezewax]

Covid doesn't actually exist, it's incredible that people still go along with this whole lie. My god, do some research of your own, forget the mass media, the truth is very easy to find!
You are all being lied to and fooled! Still!!!

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

She probaly neer another booster from phixter

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Covid doesn't actually exist, it's incredible that people still go along with this whole lie. My god, do some research of your own, forget the mass media, the truth is very easy to find!
You are all being lied to and fooled! Still!!!

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Damn. I swear I forgot about @Clippy threads. Were you gone? Hope your wife feels better. Never had Covid or Covid face. Never even heard of it!

 

[IIIIIIII]

never got covid. didn't know your face swelled up if you get it.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

Everyone has covid around here

Her face is actually swelled up like a chipmunk

I didn't know cover could do that it's in her glands or face or something.

Anyone else ever get covid-face?

It's probably the experimental drug.