My wife's face is all f**ked up

[Clippy]

Everyone has covid around here

Her face is actually swelled up like a chipmunk

I didn't know cover could do that it's in her glands or face or something.

Anyone else ever get covid-face?

 

[Sonny Qc]

Pic ?

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

So your wife burned the meatloaf and now her face is messed up from "COVID"

 

[SammyPops]

Hit it doggiestyle until the swelling goes down

 

[HenryFlower]

male menopause
weight gain
incontinence
bloating
depression
disturbing memory lapses
disturbing prolapses
breast pain
titty ache
nipple thrap
strep pecks
areola ebola
irritability
hot flashes
warm flashes
cold swishes
night sweats
day sweats
mid-morning armpit pisses
afternoon de-wipes
irregular periods
loss of libido
urethral dryness
deep vein thrombosis
main vein thrombosis
painful tromboners
ska band horn section infection
changes in body odor
tingling extremities (sprite fingers, soda stream feet, & bubble dick)
& of course, covid19 & the chipmunk face funk gland band

 

[Cielo_]

This literally happened to me a couple days ago. I have come to the conclusion it’s the new BP med they gave to me.

I usually never take them but the two times I have taken the new one my face swelled up.

I was also sick a couple days maybe it was Covid

 

[lsa]

I dont think is Covid face, I think its super AIDS.
She probably got it from sitting in a chair in the party garage.

But I would like @Slobodan opinion since he is a doctor.
Normally he focus on prostate and impotence but he is pretty good with AIDS, Super AIDS and diarrhea.

 

[Ichibanner]

Isn't "COVID Face" a song by Lady Gaga?

Regardless, the only known cure is upping her life insurance payout. Thoughts and prayers my friend.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Where do you live that everyone has covid?

 

[BreatheSherBro]

Tell her you have a special cream that will heal her face.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Where do you live that everyone has covid?

Pfizer's garage.


In Wuhan.

 

[jeff7b9]

That's how you write a tag line.
You should work for the newspaper Clippy.

Gotta ask, for investigative purposes...

Was her face all fucked up before?

I dont think is Covid face, I think its super AIDS.
....but he is pretty good with AIDS, Super AIDS and diarrhea.

Sounds like AIDS to me as well.
No biggie these days.
All the cool kids have AIDS.

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

Sorry to hear about what happen to your wife @Clippy. Sounds like she had an allergic reaction to something to cause her to swell up like that.

Whatever it is, hope for a speedy recovery. Take care.

 

[Tone C]

Sorry to hear about what happen to your wife @Clippy. Sounds like she had an allergic reaction to something to cause her to swell up like that.

Whatever it is, hope for a speedy recovery. Take care.

Ditto.

 

[Belaya Smert]

Canadian women fall done the stairs at a rate that would make Joe Biden blush.

 

[Osculater]

So you call your fists Covid?

 

[ferrisjso]

ITS YOUTUBES FAULT!!!

 

[Prefect]

I hate to break it to you but your wife was always uggs.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Facial swelling can lead to more wrinkles in the future. She had a good run but it's time to replace her.

 

[Lucas1980]

Never heard of someone's face swelling from the Sweet and Sour Sniffles or any other flu like illness, sounds like an allergic reaction.