My mom served mashed cauliflower yesterday for Thanksgiving

[JSN]

this is one of the few instances where it's okay to slap your own mother.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

My mom texted me she was sorry

 

[JabToucher]

Has the expected "fill the kitchen with uppercuts" been said yet?

 

[Plissken]

You should have been informed ahead of time that you were invited to a no thanksgiving.

 

[minute bull]

Sounds disgusting.. but I did have a cauliflower and broccoli au gratin side dish that was pretty good though. Of course real mash potatoes were present too.... and naturally I had to douse them in Cholula sauce.

I get the middle of this story, but the beginning and end confound me.