MSNBC host confuses 'soda can opening' for gun shots.

[emefer]

Why are you so interested in my cock?

Someone has to be.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Someone has to be.

So, you admit you're interested in my cock.

 

[Shoemaker]

Someone has to be.

So, you admit you're interested in my cock.

 

[emefer]

So, you admit you're interested in my cock.

Well I wasn't. You brought it up. But now I'm wondering if you do have solid metal gear.

 

[Rematch]

 

[emefer]

Dang.
And I thought it was a very smart joke only intellectuals could appreciate.

You know, I've been pondering this all day and I finally get it. Good one.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Well I wasn't. You brought it up. But now I'm wondering if you do have solid metal gear.

My Snake is Solid.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You know, I've been pondering this all day and I finally get it. Good one.

I forgot it all day and I finally realize that I don't know how to construct a proper joke.
I'll stick to long form dramatic storytelling.

 

[emefer]

My Snake is Solid.

Now this seems like it's starting to get a little gay

 

[emefer]

I forgot it all day and I finally realize that I don't know how to construct a proper joke.
I'll stick to long form dramatic storytelling.

It was me. I was the one being dumb.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Now this seems like it's starting to get a little gay

Its been gay since you expressed interest in my cock.

 

[Arkain2K]

You can't possibly make this shit up.

A&W-15 or Coke 45?

High Capacity 12 or 24 pack?

We need more information on this semi-automatic Assault Soda attack!

 

[emefer]

Its been gay since you expressed interest in my cock.

Can't you just stop jamming your cock all up in this thread?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Can't you just stop jamming your cock all up in this thread?

Its my thread, so I can jam my cock as far into it as I like.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

It was me. I was the one being dumb.

Nah, when I'm involved the dumb escalates.
I'm ashamed to say, I started the Stupidity Wars, my padawan learner.

 

[the muntjac]

 

[Ice That Jaw]

Her shows suck. She was a Bush licker when he was in office and constantly uses it as an excuse to bitch and moan in a partisan manner.

 

[Lenny4Guvnor]

Yeah it's pretty bad, but just think how much worse it would have been if that soda can had a silencer on it.

 

[Shoemaker]

Yeah it's pretty bad, but just think how much worse it would have been if that soda can had a silencer on it.

I played sports when I was younger but I’ve always been a fat kid at heart. I used to be able to silence a soda can at midnight so no one heard (as though they couldn’t count). The trick is to push down on the tab as you pull forward on the lever. Helps break the seal unevenly, and slows down decompression.

This woman knows nothing of sodas. Or firearms.

 

[Michaelangelo]

“I hear machine gun fire. Can we cut to that please?”