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You can't possibly make this shit up.
If it were me, I'd've shaken it up and cracked it from my crotch, shouting "Look out! There's a terrorist in my pants!!"To be fair though why are you opening a pop as obnoxiously as possible while on air.
To be fair though why are you opening a pop as obnoxiously as possible while on air.
In the week before she gets her period, she'll have wicked PMSTSD.Her ptsd will be triggered every time someone cracks open a soda, beer, or other canned beverage from now on. Hit the deck!
To be fair though why are you opening a pop as obnoxiously as possible while on air.
To be fair they are both idiots.To be fair, it still sounded nothing like gunshots.
To be fair it was probably an assault drink like Monster Energy or Mountain Dew Code Red.
Do people really need assault drinks and high capacity cans?
You don't need 24 ounces.
Is that assault crotch soda high capacity?If it were me, I'd've shaken it up and cracked it from my crotch, shouting "Look out! There's a terrorist in my pants!!"