Movies that have hardly any Christmas scenes but we pretend are Christmas movies

[Clippy]

We were talking about Christmas movies today at work and all the classics came up

Then someone drops



And a furious debate began

Oh fuck why did my font colour change

Then a furious debate began about is this a Christmas movie? And does a movie have to only have but one scene in it to be a Christmas movie?

So I delved deep and got very obscure

I present to you a Christmas movie:



Yeah

That;s the one with both the captains in it

Fuck it it's a Christmas movie because when Picard goes into the Nexus

Fuck you @senri

There's like a stupid scene here



The movie's not set in Christmas and all this part is a coked up dream cause Picard is stuck in a magical space cloud that gets people off on their fantasies

I dubbed this a Christmas movie

We're still fighting about it

Find a movie with even less Christmas in it!!

 

[loyalyolayal]

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Die hard is about a terrorist takeover of a cooperation at a CHRISTMAS PARTY thats near CHRISTMAS.

While it's not about Christmas it happens around Christmas at a christnas party

Ho ho ho, pal.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Disrespecting Die Hard wont win you WR elections, pal.

 

[Senzo Tanaka]

Gremlins. Just happens to place on Christmas like Die Hard but isn't the focus.

 

[Turtlejuice]

Never-ending story was one of the films that was on every Christmas in the UK, but is not a Christmas film.

 

[EvilDDS]

We were talking about Christmas movies today at work and all the classics came up

Then someone drops

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And a furious debate began

Oh fuck why did my font colour change

Then a furious debate began about is this a Christmas movie? And does a movie have to only have but one scene in it to be a Christmas movie?

So I delved deep and got very obscure

I present to you a Christmas movie:



Yeah

That;s the one with both the captains in it

Fuck it it's a Christmas movie because when Picard goes into the Nexus

Fuck you @senri

There's like a stupid scene here



The movie's not set in Christmas and all this part is a coked up dream cause Picard is stuck in a magical space cloud that gets people off on their fantasies

I dubbed this a Christmas movie

We're still fighting about it

Find a movie with even less Christmas in it!!

Haha, shadowpriest, RIP, he would fight everyone about this movie and christmas

 

[EvilDDS]

Here ya go @Eusung

 

[DC23]

Agree with Die Hard to extent. It's a film that the lazy can claim as their Christmas GOAT film.

Put more effort in you nerds.

 

[Kaybee]

Harry Potter movies - at least the first few - are sometimes considered Christmas movies

Yet somehow I've never heard anyone call The Lion, Witch and Wardrobe a Christmas movie despite literally having Santa in it

 

[mooseman17]

The Hanukkah movie

 

[Peteyandjia]

Die hard is about a terrorist takeover of a cooperation at a CHRISTMAS PARTY thats near CHRISTMAS.

While it's not about Christmas it happens around Christmas at a christnas party

Ho ho ho, pal.

This.

Die Hard is obviously a Xmas movie. And not by some slim technicality, it just totally is.

Anyone who thinks it isn’t, is not my bubby.

 

[Peteyandjia]

Gremlins. Just happens to place on Christmas like Die Hard but isn't the focus.

Yeah, a snowy movie that takes place during Christmas time, and constantly references Christmas

Nothing Christmas-y about that

Fuck is wrong with you people

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

This.

Die Hard is obviously a Xmas movie. And not by some slim technicality, it just totally is.

Anyone who thinks it isn’t, is not my bubby.

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Yeah, a snowy movie that takes place during Christmas time, and constantly references Christmas

Nothing Christmas-y about that

Fuck is wrong with you people

It's about someone buying a gremlin for their kid for.....yup....you guessed it......CHRISTMAS!

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie.

Will fight irl anyone that says differently.

Opening and closing scenes of the movie feature Christmas trees.

 

[El_Dyablo619]

 

[Turtlejuice]

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe was another Christmas regular that isn't a Christmas movie.

 

[TardStrong]

Die hard is about a terrorist takeover of a cooperation at a CHRISTMAS PARTY thats near CHRISTMAS.

While it's not about Christmas it happens around Christmas at a christnas party

Ho ho ho, pal.

 

[Clippy]

I'll make a poll for Die Hard being a Christmas movie tomorrow - a dedicated thread to delve deeper into this

Plus I think @TheLinguist wished for a Clippy Thread a day til Xmas