MMA Guru just interviewed Bryce Mitchell (video) CLIFFS ADDED

RoseHDCovington said:
Said he'll help MMA Guru build a house.
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I would not trust him with carpentry.
Thy said:
"only people who cant be controlled are christians, we'll die for our beliefs" Sounds like he's controlled by his religion. Guys a dumb ass nutjob.
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"My bullshit fairytales are more legit than your bullshit fairytales. "
 
I listened to the whole thing, and it's not as bad as people make it out to be. It's heavy on the religion, but it's what the man believes in.

Did agree with him on a lot of things though. Electric cars are pieces of shit. Growing your own food is never a bad idea. Who hasn't had a batshit crazy ex who would make you believe demons are real? A lot of history is fabricated after the fact. The media is full of bought and paid for shills, and the dude offered to help a guy he just met build a house in his area. Bryce is a good guy, and i'd be happy to have a neighbor like him.
 
RoseHDCovington said:


A lot of crazy things were said, typical Bryce stuff. No need to cliff it.

The most interesting part is 35:25 when Bryce tells MMA Guru to move out of the UK and buy some land up the street from him in Arkansas. Said he'll help MMA Guru build a house.



EDIT- 1 (THANKS @PaddyO'malley )

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Cliffs (mod dem add tuh di OP thx fam 🫵🏿👑)

🧠🇺🇸 Nation & Belief
  • Bryce an’ MMA Guru agree: only God can keep a nation strong
  • Bryce rate Poland heavy seh him woulda move deh if him never bleed red white an' blue 🦅
  • Him drop scripture bombs on Guru seh di world fulla degeneracy an' #SexualDeviancy 😤
  • "Deh come a day weh women nuh know how fi be women, men nuh know how fi be men" spittin' holy fax ✝️📠
  • Bryce call Elon Musk a fraud Neurolink = Mark of di Beast 🧠🐍 #Obeah
  • Everything Elon touch is lies 💯🦁 space nuh real fam #Firmament #Fraudulent 🌌🚫
  • Halloween party ting Elon rockin’ upside down cross but nobody cyare Satan hidin' in plain sight😬
  • Atheists nuh even di real enemy lukewarm Christians get di rebuke bro spittin' 📠 again
  • Bryce packin’ that thirty-aught-six fi blast out di beast “Mark of di Beast cyaan feast pon mi soul” #injesushisname
🌍🔥 War & Prophecy
  • Bryce seh WW3 brewin’ heavy
  • Mandem finna die over ting dat nuh matter tuh wi 😔
  • Say Guru a real one nuh weak or bought like other MMA journos 🫵🏿🤡
  • Most dem mandem bend fi di system 💸👉🏿👌🏻😱
  • “Mi never seh Hitler perfect… but di history yuh get fed is cooked”
  • Admit Hitler mess up invading Russia inna winter ting dumb af post-meth Hitler move
  • MMA journos LMFAOLL More like entertainers 🤳🏻 Guru di only one wid real conviction
😈🕊️ Jean Silva = Spiritual Warfare
  • Bryce seh Jean Silva possessed
  • “Battle of good an’ evil” Jean nuh evil, Bryce nuh perfect but it come down to who dem serve
  • Bryce reppin’ Jesus ✝️Jean barkin’ like a dog reppin’ Satan 🐕‍🦺
  • Seh demons try fi destroy him cause him a real threat
  • Him planning a miracle moment:“David nuh exorcise Goliath… him cut him HEAD CLEAN OFF" ⚔️🎯🩸
    Finna hol' up di bible an' cast light pon di whole world in di name of Jesus Christ affi him whoop Jean's demonic azz
✝️🥊 God & Scrappin’
  • Bryce seh world need a crusade
  • Any nation dat fight fi Christ will be blessed even if yuh drop in battle 🙏🏿😵
  • Say nobody can stop him from carryin’ di Bible wherever him go 📖
  • Prayed when he caught COVID wen him throw handz wid Toppy G an' got whooped
  • Realize it was pride 🏳️‍🌈 God humble him still boyz tho
  • Didn’t train fi di Emmett fight but it’s cool God nuh judge cage scraps ting heal try again later
🌾💹 Farm Life & Freedom
  • Bryce grow up cityside but him Mimi come from di farm weh dem was poor but never hungry
  • Start readin’ economics from 16 an' realize di whole system finna collapse an' food finna get unaffordable
  • Him seh freedom = controlling yuh own food live like Amish, nuh be a slave fi di FDA
  • Drop Jeremiah 29:4-6: “Take wives, make children, plant gardens” 🌱💍
👻💔 Witch Gyal Story = His Conversion
  • Bryce dated a gyal who turn full blown possessed 😳
  • Speak in tongues Punch windows Kill di tomato plants
  • If him call di cops gyal seh she finna stab herself and frame him
  • When she drop dem demon bars like “Yuh finna lose all yuh scraps… yuh children finna die”
  • “Inna di name of Jesus Christ mi command ALL evil leave dis house!” It did
  • Bryce cry, drop to di knees and beg God forgiveness fi nuh believin' dats y him follow di book now 😭
📚🔥 Final Bars
  • “If yuh read books but nuh read di Bible yuh dumb as a box of rocks fam”
  • Guru: “Damn straight bruva”
  • FDA runnin’ food control #Satanic
  • NASA = Satanic
  • History books = Satanic
  • Whole system designed to make yuh atheist
  • Communism and Christianity cyaan mix “Dem cyaan control a man of di Lord”
  • Bryce invite Guru to Arkansas
  • If him buy a property Bryce finna build him a house
  • Dem finna go fishin’
  • Uses dat economics degree seh if Guru nuh waan fi live in di US no more dem culd resell di property God him a did bless Arkansas land wid Freedom an Prosperity finna come up big #BigManTing
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Christianity was in some way the start of socialism.
With it came the idea of public hospitals and other things like orphanages.
But I am sure Bryce already knew that.
 
Elon should put Bryce on the next Space X mission, and leave him in the fake outer space.
 
Lord Pyjamas said:
Christianity was in some way the start of socialism.
With it came the idea of public hospitals and other things like orphanages.
But I am sure Bryce already knew that.
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Christianity was in no way the start of socialism. Socialism presupposes materialism and was influenced by Darwin and the utopianists coming out the French Revolution like Babeuf and Bounarrati.
 
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“Everything That He Touches Is a Fabricated Lie” – Bryce Mitchell Confronts Elon Musk’s $350 Billion Business With Wild Claims

Bryce Mitchell often shares his opinionated views on Elon Musk. Now he is targeting the X owner's $350 billion dollar business.
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“Everything that he touches is a fabricated lie, whether it’s electric cars. Our power grid cannot even support electric cars, and his electric cars s***. They cost way too much and do so little. About Space X, it’s a total lie, he has never been to space! Space don’t exist, there’s something called a firmament. People don’t understand Biblical cosmology.”

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HHJ said:
I aint readin those bullshit ass cliffs.
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Gotchu fam deadass

Nation & Belief
  • Bryce and Guru agree only God keeps a country from fallin’ apart
  • Bryce got love for Poland says he’d move there if he ain’t bleed red white and blue
  • Says the world flipped women forgot how to be women men forgot how to be men
  • Elon tryna take over through Neuralink Bryce calls it the Mark of the Beast
  • Says space fake and everything Elon touch is cap
  • Brings up Elon rockin’ an upside-down cross at a party like it’s regular. Devil in plain sight and nobody blinkin'
  • Says atheists not even the issue lukewarm Christians get the rebuke
  • Got that thirty-aught-six ready if the Beast show up

War & Prophecy
  • Says WW3 on deck people finna die over stuff that don’t even affect them
  • Says Guru’s solid not bought out or bent like most MMA journalists
  • Never said Hitler was perfect just says the history books leave mad chapters out
  • Calls invading Russia in winter a dumb move, Guru says that was classic post-meth Hitler
  • Says most MMA media is just noise Guru the only one that talks real
Jean Silva & Spiritual Warfare
  • Says Jean Silva possessed this whole fight deeper than punches
  • Neither man good or evil but it’s about who they serve
  • Bryce reppin’ Jesus Jean barkin’ like he got demons inside
  • Demons tryna to end him cause he a real threat
  • After he catches the W, he grabbbin' the mic to rep “Christ is Lord” and get the whole world walking with Jesus
  • “David didn’t exorcise Goliath bro he fawkin took his head off” implying he might catch a body too
God & Combat
  • Says the world need a crusade again any nation that rides with Christ gonna get blessed, win or lose
  • Ain’t nobody stopping him from bringin’ the Bible wherever he go
  • Caught COVID before his fight with Top G says God sent that to humble him still boys with God though
  • Didn’t train for the Emmett fight but it’s all good God don’t keep score in the cage

Farming & Freedom
  • Bryce from the city but his Mimi came up on a farm
  • Says they were broke AF but deadass never went hungry
  • Started studying economics at 16 and saw the whole system ready to crash
  • Says food prices bout to go wild and freedom is growing your own
  • Lives like the Amish now so the FDA got zero leash on him
  • Quotes Jeremiah sayin’ build families grow food hold it down

Possession & Conversion
  • Dated a girl who went full demon
  • Speaking in tongues smashing windows killin tomato plants threatening to stab herself and frame him
  • “In the name of Jesus Christ Almighty all y'all demons get TF out this house”
  • Demon girl drew an upside-down cross told him he’d lose every fight and his kids would die
  • Bryce dropped to his knees cried and prayed that's when the demons dipped
  • That’s why he locked in with God now
Final Thoughts
  • “If you read books but not the Bible you dumb as a box of rocks”
  • Guru hit him with “damn straight”
  • Says FDA schemin' NASA full of lies and school books satanic
  • Whole system built to turn you atheist
  • Christianity and communism don’t mix
  • You can’t control a man that walk with God
  • Tells Guru to come out to Arkansas go fishin build a house flip it later
  • Says he’ll set him up right on that real off-grid life
 
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PaddyO'malley said:
Gotchu fam deadass

Nation & Belief
  • Bryce and Guru agree only God keeps a country from fallin’ apart
  • Bryce got love for Poland says he’d move there if he ain’t bleed red white and blue
  • Says the world flipped women forgot how to be women men forgot how to be men
  • Elon tryna take over through Neuralink Bryce calls it the Mark of the Beast
  • Says space fake and everything Elon touch is cap
  • Brings up Elon rockin’ an upside-down cross at a party like it’s regular. Devil in plain sight and nobody blinkin'
  • Says atheists not even the issue lukewarm Christians get the rebuke
  • Got that thirty-aught-six ready if the Beast show up

War & Prophecy
  • Says WW3 on deck people finna die over stuff that don’t even affect them
  • Says Guru’s solid not bought out or bent like most MMA journalists
  • Never said Hitler was perfect just says the history books leave mad chapters out
  • Calls invading Russia in winter a dumb move, Guru says that was classic post-meth Hitler
  • Says most MMA media is just noise Guru the only one that talks real
Jean Silva & Spiritual Warfare
  • Says Jean Silva possessed this whole fight deeper than punches
  • Neither man good or evil but it’s about who they serve
  • Bryce reppin’ Jesus Jean barkin’ like he got demons inside
  • Demons tryna to end him cause he a real threat
  • After he catches the W, he grabbbin' the mic to rep “Christ is Lord” and get the whole world walking with Jesus
  • “David didn’t exorcise Goliath bro he fawkin took his head off” implying he might catch a body too
God & Combat
  • Says the world need a crusade again any nation that rides with Christ gonna get blessed, win or lose
  • Ain’t nobody stopping him from bringin’ the Bible wherever he go
  • Caught COVID before his fight with Top G says God sent that to humble him still boys with God though
  • Didn’t train for the Emmett fight but it’s all good God don’t keep score in the cage

Farming & Freedom
  • Bryce from the city but his Mimi came up on a farm
  • Says they were broke AF but deadass never went hungry
  • Started studying economics at 16 and saw the whole system ready to crash
  • Says food prices bout to go wild and freedom is growing your own
  • Lives like the Amish now so the FDA got zero leash on him
  • Quotes Jeremiah sayin’ build families grow food hold it down

Possession & Conversion
  • Dated a girl who went full demon
  • Speaking in tongues smashing windows killin tomato plants threatening to stab herself and frame him
  • “In the name of Jesus Christ Almighty all y'all demons get TF out this house”
  • Demon girl drew an upside-down cross told him he’d lose every fight and his kids would die
  • Bryce dropped to his knees cried and prayed that's when the demons dipped
  • That’s why he locked in with God now
Final Thoughts
  • “If you read books but not the Bible you dumb as a box of rocks”
  • Guru hit him with “damn straight”
  • Says FDA schemin' NASA full of lies and school books satanic
  • Whole system built to turn you atheist
  • Christianity and communism don’t mix
  • You can’t control a man that walk with God
  • Tells Guru to come out to Arkansas go fishin build a house flip it later
  • Says he’ll set him up right on that real off-grid life
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Thanks fam. Which version is chatgpt 🤔
 
greenstone said:
Thanks fam. Which version is chatgpt 🤔
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The one which it was New York English dialect 😊

HHJ he was always been having trouble for understanding my speak because he only understand New Yorks, but no many much Canadan word 🚫🇨🇦. Plus my English was no so good this days ahaha so difficult 😩
 
Battle of the biggest tard here.

The demon crybaby,
the fat guy,
or the cliffs kid...
who talks like he's struggling in grade 5.

Either way...

<DisgustingHHH>
 
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