MMA Guru just interviewed Bryce Mitchell (video) CLIFFS ADDED

[mma fighter]

Bryce needs to go full Adolf. Grow the stache, wear the suit, talk German. Embrace the character, get booed, get paid.

That will be the beginning of the end for MMA. It might as well be WWE... Still funny as fuck to think about though. LOLOLOLOL

 

[seanb1979]

Made it 5 minutes before he said "Space isn't real"

Has to tap out. It's not even funny. Just a mentally ill man being egged on by some neck beard

What's crazy is how many there are who truly believe space is fake, earth is flat, etc. I used to troll those ideas for fun but I stopped when I saw the ideas actually catch on. Sometimes I wonder how much of this is my fault lol.

 

[seanb1979]

The "changing DNA" crew were absolutely conspiracy theorists though, as it represents an incredibly poor understanding of cell structure, which is a middle school science lesson in my high school

Didn't some paper come out proving this happened in vitro in liver cells?

 

[XociDe]

Tough to say. I don't believe that you enter into conversations in good faith, and I usually educate children, and have little patience for teaching actual adults basic premises like how illness symptoms that create more fluid will result in more aerosolized germs, which increases risk of transmissions. That is a biology lesson, which is a freshman year class in my high school.


I didn't call anyone a conspiracy theorist for lab leaks. Lab leaks don't connect to the idea that measures should be taken to stop the spread of a virus. As a matter of fact, I'd think the conspiratorial mind would imagine a purposeful leak would only be done with a virus that is more dangerous than average, so believing it was purposefully leaked should correlate more to thinking preventative measures were beneficial. The "changing DNA" crew were absolutely conspiracy theorists though, as it represents an incredibly poor understanding of cell structure, which is a middle school science lesson in my high school

You seem to think I'm some major conspiracy theorist, but I'm not. I don't think the Earth is flat and I'm not anti-vaccines in general. The issue with people like you is that you get off on feeling superior to anyone who doesn't follow the MSM slop.

I asked you some very simple questions and you had to go off on tangents to save your embarrassment. Evidently, you're not as smart as you think you are. You probably got the burger and fries along with the jab LOL. Conversation over.

 

[tgv976]

Honestly when did Sherdog become full of bitter soyjaks? Back in the day it was not like that.

Bryce is a lot more switched on than every single hater ITT. He understands the forces at play on a global level. It's a shame he goes hard on the flat earth stuff because that makes it so easy for people to discredit everything else he says.

I'd rather live in a community full of Bryce Mitchells than a community full of fat neckbeard Sherdogger Luke Thomas types, that's for sure.

People who bring up alternative views get banned even when completely on topic. Certain groups and certain aspects of life and history are forbidden to discuss outside of the official narrative.

And advertisers control speech through ad rev. And most people will bend their morals and principles for what makes them the most money. It's a huge problem in many industries.

 

[Colemanstove]

Oh, you warned me that you took a shit on my lawn. That's okay then.

Don't click on the thread?
You walked on to his lawn that he took a shit on..just don't walk on it.

 

[Deleted member 609094]

Don't click on the thread?
You walked on to his lawn that he took a shit on..just don't walk on it.

It's my goddamn lawn. I'm just shouting at him.

 

[StewDogg11]

Imagine listening to either of these incels

I don’t think you know what incel means:

 

[CatchnShoot]

Well... I made it 1:55 in...... pretty tolerant of me, if I say so myself.

 

[Sean Chowdhury]

It was a funny interview, guru is also a funny youtuber when he's not being racist

 

[Pechan]

I'm good.

 

[Slapjit]

"Communism always follows atheism"
"Damn right"

Aight fam mi in lfg!

#injesushisname

 

[Slapjit]

cliffs comin' soon

 

[Last Falconry]

Two guys who are so dumb I can't even believe they manage to feed themselves having a chat, huh. Hard pass

 

[chinarice]

2 shitheads in 1 video? No thanks.

 

[Slapjit]

Cliffs (mod dem add tuh di OP thx fam )

Nation & Belief

• Bryce an’ MMA Guru agree: only God can keep a nation strong
• Bryce rate Poland heavy seh him woulda move deh if him never bleed red white an' blue
• Him drop scripture bombs on Guru seh di world fulla degeneracy an' #SexualDeviancy
• "Deh come a day weh women nuh know how fi be women, men nuh know how fi be men" spittin' holy fax
• Bryce call Elon Musk a fraud Neurolink = Mark of di Beast #Obeah
• Everything Elon touch is lies space nuh real fam #Firmament #Fraudulent
• Halloween party ting Elon rockin’ upside down cross but nobody cyare Satan hidin' in plain sight
• Atheists nuh even di real enemy lukewarm Christians get di rebuke bro spittin' again
• Bryce packin’ that thirty-aught-six fi blast out di beast “Mark of di Beast cyaan feast pon mi soul” #injesushisname

War & Prophecy

• Bryce seh WW3 brewin’ heavy
• Mandem finna die over ting dat nuh matter tuh wi
• Say Guru a real one nuh weak or bought like other MMA journos
• Most dem mandem bend fi di system
• “Mi never seh Hitler perfect… but di history yuh get fed is cooked”
• Admit Hitler mess up invading Russia inna winter ting dumb af post-meth Hitler move
• MMA journos LMFAOLL More like entertainers Guru di only one wid real conviction

Jean Silva = Spiritual Warfare

• Bryce seh Jean Silva possessed
• “Battle of good an’ evil” Jean nuh evil, Bryce nuh perfect but it come down to who dem serve
• Bryce reppin’ Jesus Jean barkin’ like a dog reppin’ Satan
• Seh demons try fi destroy him cause him a real threat
• Him planning a miracle moment:“David nuh exorcise Goliath… him cut him HEAD CLEAN OFF"
  Finna hol' up di bible an' cast light pon di whole world in di name of Jesus Christ affi him whoop Jean's demonic azz

God & Scrappin’

• Bryce seh world need a crusade
• Any nation dat fight fi Christ will be blessed even if yuh drop in battle
• Say nobody can stop him from carryin’ di Bible wherever him go
• Prayed when he caught COVID wen him throw handz wid Toppy G an' got whooped
• Realize it was pride God humble him still boyz tho
• Didn’t train fi di Emmett fight but it’s cool God nuh judge cage scraps ting heal try again later

Farm Life & Freedom

• Bryce grow up cityside but him Mimi come from di farm weh dem was poor but never hungry
• Start readin’ economics from 16 an' realize di whole system finna collapse an' food finna get unaffordable
• Him seh freedom = controlling yuh own food live like Amish, nuh be a slave fi di FDA
• Drop Jeremiah 29:4-6: “Take wives, make children, plant gardens”

Witch Gyal Story = His Conversion

• Bryce dated a gyal who turn full blown possessed
• Speak in tongues Punch windows Kill di tomato plants
• If him call di cops gyal seh she finna stab herself and frame him
• When she drop dem demon bars like “Yuh finna lose all yuh scraps… yuh children finna die”
• “Inna di name of Jesus Christ mi command ALL evil leave dis house!” It did
• Bryce cry, drop to di knees and beg God forgiveness fi nuh believin' dats y him follow di book now

Final Bars

• “If yuh read books but nuh read di Bible yuh dumb as a box of rocks fam”
• Guru: “Damn straight bruva”
• FDA runnin’ food control #Satanic
• NASA = Satanic
• History books = Satanic
• Whole system designed to make yuh atheist
• Communism and Christianity cyaan mix “Dem cyaan control a man of di Lord”
• Bryce invite Guru to Arkansas
• If him buy a property Bryce finna build him a house
• Dem finna go fishin’
• Uses dat economics degree seh if Guru nuh waan fi live in di US no more dem culd resell di property God him a did bless Arkansas land wid Freedom an Prosperity finna come up big #BigManTing

 

[RoseHDCovington]

Cliffs (mod dem add tuh di OP thx fam )

Nation & Belief

• Bryce an’ MMA Guru agree: only God can keep a nation strong
• Bryce rate Poland heavy seh him woulda move deh if him never bleed red white an' blue
• Him drop scripture bombs on Guru seh di world fulla degeneracy an' #SexualDeviancy
• "Deh come a day weh women nuh know how fi be women, men nuh know how fi be men" spittin' holy fax
• Bryce call Elon Musk a fraud Neurolink = Mark of di Beast #Obeah
• Everything Elon touch is lies space nuh real fam #Firmament #Fraudulent
• Halloween party ting Elon rockin’ upside down cross but nobody cyare Satan hidin' in plain sight
• Atheists nuh even di real enemy lukewarm Christians get di rebuke bro spittin' again
• Bryce packin’ that thirty-aught-six fi blast out di beast “Mark of di Beast cyaan feast pon mi soul” #injesushisname

War & Prophecy

• Bryce seh WW3 brewin’ heavy
• Mandem finna die over ting dat nuh matter tuh wi
• Say Guru a real one nuh weak or bought like other MMA journos
• Most dem mandem bend fi di system
• “Mi never seh Hitler perfect… but di history yuh get fed is cooked”
• Admit Hitler mess up invading Russia inna winter ting dumb af post-meth Hitler move
• MMA journos LMFAOLL More like entertainers Guru di only one wid real conviction

Jean Silva = Spiritual Warfare

• Bryce seh Jean Silva possessed
• “Battle of good an’ evil” Jean nuh evil, Bryce nuh perfect but it come down to who dem serve
• Bryce reppin’ Jesus Jean barkin’ like a dog reppin’ Satan
• Seh demons try fi destroy him cause him a real threat
• Him planning a miracle moment:“David nuh exorcise Goliath… him cut him HEAD CLEAN OFF"
  Finna hol' up di bible an' cast light pon di whole world in di name of Jesus Christ affi him whoop Jean's demonic azz

God & Scrappin’

• Bryce seh world need a crusade
• Any nation dat fight fi Christ will be blessed even if yuh drop in battle
• Say nobody can stop him from carryin’ di Bible wherever him go
• Prayed when he caught COVID wen him throw handz wid Toppy G an' got whooped
• Realize it was pride God humble him still boyz tho
• Didn’t train fi di Emmett fight but it’s cool God nuh judge cage scraps ting heal try again later

Farm Life & Freedom

• Bryce grow up cityside but him Mimi come from di farm weh dem was poor but never hungry
• Start readin’ economics from 16 an' realize di whole system finna collapse an' food finna get unaffordable
• Him seh freedom = controlling yuh own food live like Amish, nuh be a slave fi di FDA
• Drop Jeremiah 29:4-6: “Take wives, make children, plant gardens”

Witch Gyal Story = His Conversion

• Bryce dated a gyal who turn full blown possessed
• Speak in tongues Punch windows Kill di tomato plants
• If him call di cops gyal seh she finna stab herself and frame him
• When she drop dem demon bars like “Yuh finna lose all yuh scraps… yuh children finna die”
• “Inna di name of Jesus Christ mi command ALL evil leave dis house!” It did
• Bryce cry, drop to di knees and beg God forgiveness fi nuh believin' dats y him follow di book now

Final Bars

• “If yuh read books but nuh read di Bible yuh dumb as a box of rocks fam”
• Guru: “Damn straight bruva”
• FDA runnin’ food control #Satanic
• NASA = Satanic
• History books = Satanic
• Whole system designed to make yuh atheist
• Communism and Christianity cyaan mix “Dem cyaan control a man of di Lord”
• Bryce invite Guru to Arkansas
• If him buy a property Bryce finna build him a house
• Dem finna go fishin’
• Uses dat economics degree seh if Guru nuh waan fi live in di US no more dem culd resell di property God him a did bless Arkansas land wid Freedom an Prosperity finna come up big #BigManTing

Thanks Lil man

 

[BigRooster1985]

He’s 100% correct about Elon Musk being a bitch fraud but he needed to add ole draft dodging Donald in there as well.

 

[Slapjit]

Thanks Lil man

Yuh welcome big dawg #NoJean

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Bryce the kinda guy to build Guru a house but drill through his own nutsack 3 times while doing it