Missed Opportunities

[SMillard]

It's pretty ridiculous to think back on it, but I don't know if I really regret it. It was empowering in a way to not really give a shit, and it wasn't like there weren't always other opportunities. I always found the guys that entire night revolved around trying to get laid to be the worst. It was literally the definition of being pussy whipped, without even having the pussy yet.

I get that, but I took it to the extreme. I was at a bar that had one of the girls that sold the raffle tickets for the lingerie she was wearing along with other stuff like hats, t-shirts and other stuff, including photos of her in lingerie. I'm assuming that's a thing all over and you know what I'm talking about. anyway, one of these girls kept wanting me to buy a ticket from her, so finally I did "just to shut her up and get her to leave me alone". Little did drunk me know it was all so she could give me an "autographed" picture of her with her phone number on it. I didn't see the phone number when she gave it to me, I ripped it up, threw it on the floor, whipped out SMillard Jr and pissed on it. As I was being thrown out the bar the bouncer tells me "She was trying to give you her number you dumb fuck!"

I am a very obnoxious drunk, hence I don't drink anymore

 

[Deleted member 409801]

One time this hot thick Latina girl I met on tinder asked me to text her a pic of my body. I was like what do you want to see, and she said surprise me, so naturally I sent her a dick pic. Then she ghosted me and unmatched me from tinder. In retrospect she probably just wanted to see my abs or something. Whoops.

No , the dude pretending to be a hot thick Latina chick got exactly what he wanted and no further communication was necessary.

 

[Estemachine]

Not so much missed on great opportunities that were obvious, but I've deff missed out on getting girl's numbers that I didn't get to see again. But then again I've had a lot of success stories so I don't feel really bad.

the lesson here is when you see the opportunity to hook up, kiss, bang, get a phone number etc, go for it, worst case scenario you'll get rejected and move on knowing you tried. The worst I get nowadays is getting phone numbers and them not texting me back (I get numbers all the times) I't s a numbers game, you will get a lot of "nos" but that how you get to yes "yes"

 

[Estemachine]

I just remember a most recent story.

I went to a bar with a buddy to see one of our common friends play in band at this bar, I was driving my friend's car ( a nice new Mercedes) because he was drinking and I was just smoking weed, I was already seeing some girl so I wasn't by any means looking for something. Eventually throughout one of our friends we meet these 2 Peruvian girls, I talked to one of them for a while (I'm Chilean so we can speak about things in common forever, easily) then she lives with her friends, and them 2 talk to my other 2 buddies, I didn't care at all I was just enjoying myself.


Long story short, my buddy and I got invited back to their place after we left the bar and got drive thru food, since I was driving, I took all 4 of us back to their place ( this at like 4 am) we get there eat, they keep drinking, I'm like really like unattached to any outcome, then we smoke some weed, we are all sitting on a coach, then by like 5ish the girls decide to go to sleep, so my buddy and I went home. My buddy was pissed, he was like "what the hell happened, what did we do wrong?" and I was like I don't care dude, I'm already seeing someone. So I guess that could've been a missed opportunity.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

One time this hottie texts me out of the blue to have lunch. Her and her husband are friends so I assumed he'd be there too. He was actually out of town. Turns out she wants to tell me about how he didn't call her a couple nights previously after going out boozing with his buddy. She tells me she suspects some cheating may have taken place and wants to get my advice. I assure her he most likely was just too drunk and he probably didn't cheat.