When you wake up a see a text from a friend letting you know that someone you went to high school with 35 or 6 years ago died.
And you were friends with that person from 4th grade until like 9th grade, but then you started partying and got in with the "cool" kids and kinda left that friend behind.....So you feel like shit for having not been a truly good friend like all those fucking after school specials and Inside Out 2 show you you should've been...
So now your depressed because someone you haven't spoken to in almost 4 decades died and you wouldn't even know if fucking social media didn't exist or your friend respected the fact that you don't do social media to avoid exactly this kind of feeling
Then they send you shots of all the people you also haven't seen in 4 decades saying nice things about that person, even though you saw them treat that person like dirt for the 4 years they were in school together..
So now I'm angry at the hypocrisy of all the people that evidently don't feel guilty at all for rejecting this person that you at least treated as a friend for a number of years,,,,,No they just front and virtue signal their own kindness by typing a few cliches making them look all sad and say how special and kind that person was when you were young, but had he asked them for a date or if he could come to the kegger, they would've laughed in his face......
Oh and the same person just finished sending you a shit ton of pictures from the reunion these people just had and how the 1 really hot girl from Jr. high School is still amazingly hot while the rest of us have all crumbled to shit. I mean what the fuck is it where one person gets perfect genetics and evidently has a stress free 4 decades or so that leaves not a wrinkle or ounce of fat on them and the rest of us turn into bulbous vile piles of randomly hairy putrid goo?
So basically I am annoyed at Mike. Yeah Mike. Mike is the fucking problem,,,,,
Not that I was a clueless stoned idiot bumblefucking my way through social situations and not living up to my own internal standards of honor and friendship and decency. Or that I failed at accepting myself for the genetically inferior creation I am but still loving myself and manifesting joy and love throughout the universe while projecting confidence and pursuing my passions and not peeing myself a little and going all Raj Koothrapali around even mildly attractive females
Nope the problem is Mike,,,,,,fuck him and his fucking facebook account. how do you block motherfuckers like mike on your phone?
Mike fi real a mek me feel like dis glad mi nuh deh chat to him no more DEADAZZ 
but mi nuh waan him fi know seh mi feel so 
ya dun know broski so blockin nuh really an option 
jus haffi live wid dese ignorant people dats lyf until ting turn black n u a go again 
